Yuriko took two steps forward, automatically inserting herself between the delinquents and the runners. Even if that boy was with Kamijou Touka, it was rather pitiful to see the heroic girl running away from a large group of delinquents. Honestly- where was her pride?

The boy stopped abruptly, turning as he realized that she had stepped into the way, and Touka turned with him, eyes widening. "Y-Yuriko! Look out-"

FWHOOM

Black wings stretched to the sky, as Yuriko snarled to the gaping delinquents, "Back. Off."

The delinquents, practically as one, turned tail and ran.

Touma blinked as the wings disappeared, and the girl twisted around to look at the two. "So- who are you anyways? I never did get your name."

A whistle came from the gathered class as someone shouted, "Oi, Touma! What's this? Can you call yourself a man anymore to be defended by a girl? Good luck though, you'll need it to tame this one!"

"WHY DO YOU ALL THINK OF ME AS SCUM? HUH? AND BESIDES, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY TAME? THIS KAMIJOU TOUMA HAS NO INTENTION OF DOING ANY SUCH THING!"

"Oooh, Touka! I see you manged to get another boy following you! Oh, what do you have in your hand?"

"It-It's nothing! Besides, he doesn't like me or anything, we just got caught up in a series of misfortunate events-"

"Ooooh! So someone who can actually keep up with all the problems you bring?" Several boys sighed. "Lucky man."

"What part of that is lucky?"

The class was quickly degrading into a bickering squabble, when a loud throat cleared, and trembling, the class looked to see Seirei and Seisuke standing on top of a rock. "You two- give me your phone numbers now!"

There was no way to refuse that demand.

Touma and Touka confusedly said their numbers, which more then just Seirei and Seisuke began to enter into their own cell phones.

While they were thus discussing, they spotted a familiar mop of blue hair, and a hand waved. "Touma! Look at what we caught! This poor guy is pretty sad, so we as a class need to cheer him up!"

"Whoa! It's another albino person! Do you think that they're related to the girl?"

"No, no, no, if it did it would be setting it up for a sister comedy, which doesn't exist any more!"

"What, don't forget about the sis-con sergeant in our class!"

"Uwaa? You're right! Then that changes everything!"

The classes noise began to go up again, as they began to discuss the possibilities of whether or not Love Sister events still existed in this world.

"We're getting off subject! We need to first decide which Nabe shop we're going to. AOGAMI! Do you have a list?"

"Of course! Here's the list of all restaurants by uniform! The cutest are on the top!"

Seeing both of the blue-haired people whip the thick list from seemingly nowhere, the class cheered as they eagerly descended upon the lists.

Motoharu Tsuchimikado gasped for breath as he leaned against the wall. Really, what was going on today? After being caught up in a chase involving two black-winged people (Yuriko and Accelerator they quickly pierced together) The Aogami's, male and female, had abruptly abandoned them to the running claiming they had somewhere to go.

The chase went on, until the chasers had gotten tired of it, and went back to their duties.

"Well, what do we do now?" The male asked musingly. "I got back word that one Makoto that you told me about was sent through by the portal by Accelerator, along with Kurone, the guy that followed his Aniki…"

"That's two. I think Yuriko is getting the large group of people as well as the one in the sake-shop. I'm not certain as to who they are."

The two spies crouched down to begin discussing what was going on, quietly discussing how best to round up the people that had drifted through. "Shall I call Yuriko and see if she's done yet?"

Motoka took a deep breath, and pressed the dial button, putting it onto loudspeaker.

"What do you want?"

"Almost done Yuriko?"

"No- they recognized the person in the Sake shop as their teacher and proceeded to drag the two teachers off to eat Nabe- NO I DON'T WANT ANY! DON"T- MPH?"

There was the noisy sound of someone chewing, and a fist thumped down onto a table. "Don't stuff food into my mouth while I'm talking!"

"But, you looked hungry! Come on, you don't have to worry! We've taken care of the money already!"

The cheers rose beyond the phone, drifting through in a loud buzz. Someone shouted, "GO KOMOE-SENSEI! YOU'RE THE CUTEST ONE OUT THERE!"

"Anyways, Tsuchimikado, you come-"

"OOOHHHH!" The shouts of the class overpowered Yuriko's voice, as voices the two spies recognized shouted, "OI! TSUCHIMIKADO! YOU OUGHT TO COME JOIN US! YOU AND THE ENTIRE IDIOT DELTA FORCE! WE'VE GOT NABE THIS TIME INSTEAD OF SUKIYAKI! AND BEST OF ALL, KOMOE-SENSEI IS ALREADY DRUNK ENOUGH THAT SHE DOESN'T NOTICE WE'RE DRINKING AS WELL!"

"Back off!" Yuriko escaped with the cell phone to shout, "Anyways, get your rear over here- they're refusing to listen to me, and I- Wait a minute- isn't that him?"

The cell phone shut off, and Motoharu laughed. "I wish I could go join them. It sounds like they're having fun even with the war going on."

"You guys have a war going on as well?"

"Yeah. But still- those guys don't let anything get them down for long, do they?"

Motoharu shook his head as the two stood. They'd go relieve Yuriko of baby-sitting their class. As soon as they found the last few remaining people…

The cellphone began to ring once more, and with a blink, Motoka flipped it open. "Hello? Yurkio-"

"I forgot to tell you, but I found Kamijou Touka, and she's eating dinner with us, along with that guy that I met earlier… I can't believe this…"

Another cellphone began to ring, and Motoharu flipped open his own cell phone.

Accelerators voice bit out, "I found the two blue-haired perverts, and then we got caught up in your stupid class along with that stupid idiot. Get your rear over here now."

Confused, the two spies began to draw their magical circle, determined to find out what was going on.

To their surprise, all of the pebbles were rolling around a Nabe shop. "How- How on Earth did this happen?"

The two spies stared at the huge amount of stones that piled atop each other in the nabe shop area. At last they stood slowly, and began walking towards the restaurant.

"Oh my," The blond haired woman spoke, looking at her counterpart. "I didn't know that you planned this out."

"I didn't." The man said that statement simply. "Someone else sent the others through, and made it so that way everyone else gathered in one place, and then closed the portal on those two magicians. It wasn't my plan."

"Really, you shouldn't play with other people like that!" A third voice broke in, interrupting the conversation the two were having. Blue hair shone briefly in the dim light, before complete darkness fell.

"Who are you?"

"Just a concerned person. Touma and Tsuchimikado have both been so focused on what's going on, they haven't had a chance to relax, so I thought I'd help set up a day."

In the darkness, what could've been a smile glinted.

"But then Touma kept on running into dangerous people, so it wasn't very relaxing for him. So, this meal."

A hand lightly tapped the man on the forehead. "You won't mess with the portal until after everyone passes through, right?"

"Y-Yes."

"Good! Alright then, I gotta head back. It was nice meeting you!"

The door opened, the lights turned on, and the door closed without giving a single clear look as to who was the owner of the voice.

Kamijou Touma carefully cooked the Nabe for the table, wondering how on earth this arrangement had happened.

Accelerator sat across from him, glowering two holes into his head. Next to Accelerator sat the albino girl, Yuriko something, which had saved him and Touka from the delinquents.

The save by the girl had brought along much catcalling from his class, who then quickly left him alone when the girl threatened to use those black wings on them.

Then Accelerator had appeared, of all people, attempting to chase down and utterly destroy Aogami Pierce, who, seemed to find his soul mate. Both of their fetish calling had lead to a fetish battle taking place center-stage.

So Touma found himself sitting next to Touka, with black glares surrounding him from all sides, as the two fried up the Nabe.

The entire class cheered unexpectedly, making Touma's head rise. Tsuchimikado and a girl that looked like she could be his twin sister stood in the doorway, looking rather surprised. Touma got up to walk over to the two, as Touka remained sitting at her seat. "Honestly Kami-yan, did you decide to have fun without me?"

Aogami draped an arm over Tsuchimikado as he held up a bottle of Sake, "Drink! Komoe-sensei is asleep over there!"

The class, completely unsupervised except by the two Fukiyose 'siblings', were growing louder and louder as the alcohol began to flow freely. "Today has been a good day, wouldn't you agree, Kami-yan? Tsuchimikado?"

"Tch." Accelerator began to stand, when Touka grabbed him by the hand.

"Are you alright? You look a little red-"

Accelerator stared at her for a few seconds, before attempting to pull his hand away. "I'm fine! Sheesh- you remind me of that guy-"

A dark glare was sent towards Kamijou, and Touka smiled as she patted the empty seat that Touma had been sitting in earlier. "You can sit here if you want. I'll finish up cooking the Nabe-"

"I'll take Accelerators old seat then."

Touma sat down next to the albino girl, as she felt redness creeping up into her cheeks once more.

Motoharu looked at Motoka, and the two grinned helplessly. There wasn't much they could do at this point, so-

"AOGAMI! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DRINKING CONTEST!"

The partying went deep into the night, with cellphone numbers and such flowing freely.

At last the female Aogami stood up, cheering, "Hey, My class! I have something to show you!"

The male blue-head also began beckoning his own class.

The two classes separated with shouts, yells, and laughter, as the female blue-head lead them unerring to the portal, and right through the portal.

Not a single one of the students later could understand why none of the phone numbers they had gotten would work.

Omake

Aleister stared at the screens full of destruction, muttering, "Just as planned, just as planned- Who is going to pay for all of this?"

"You would sir, aren't you? After all, it's public, not private. I hope you had insurance."

"What happened to my beautiful plans?"

"Um- sir?"

"Fine, I'll put it on Kamijou Touma's tab. The next time he tries to use an ATM card, it will eat it, and take all of the money."