Shinji lay in bed, staring at the unfamiliar ceiling. Misato had just said that what he had down in Unit-01 was a "good, admirable thing." But... What did he do? The last thing he remembered was the Angel breaking his, Unit-01's... his, arm, the stabbing him in the eye and passing out. The next thing he remembered was waking up in the plug, watching as Unit-01, which isn't a robot at all, regrowing... its... Eyyyyyyeeeee...

Fetal position! Fetal position!

'I wanna run away! I wanna run away! I wanna run away! I wanna run away! I wanna run away! I wanna run away! I wanna run away! I wanna run away! I wanna run away! I wanna run away! I wanna run away! I wanna run away!'

"Oh would you grow up! You're alive Dad dammit!"

Shinji's wide eyes suddenly regained some semblance of focus. Was that a voice he heard?

"Hey! I'm talkin' to you Lilim!"

Slowly, eeeeeveerrrrrrr so slowly, Shinji turned his head. And there, hovering over his shoulder, at six-inches high, was a tiny, almost baby-like copy of the Angel he had killed not days ago.

Notes: The above snippet was NOT written by me. It was written by K9Thefirst1 on , and I posted it with his permission.

With that said, this story is a Round Robin, with numerous other authors taking a shot at the premise, in order to build up a huge resource for whomever wants to create a full-blown linear narrative with the material. While these omakes, one-shots, snippets, or whatever you call them have been posted on the forum thread for quite a while now, this is being posted on as a means to better organize the omakes by author, Angel, or subplots that are developed on the thread. Also, this NOT meant to be a linear story. All of the omakes will be out of order unless stated otherwise. For instance, one 'chapter' may detail the Israfel fight, while the very next one would hop over to the End of Evangelion.

Credit will be given where it's due, and always with the permission of the original poster. If they do not want it posted on here, then it won't. If you think you have a good idea for a snippet, please send me a PM with the juicy details. You might just end up on here!

The personalities of all the Angels have more or less been established, but feel free to think of new ways to expand on them.

Now, with that all out of the way, get ready for some more Shoulder Angels within the week! And it'll be longer than this, I promise.