Hey guys! So yet again I'm making another Mortal Instruments story. Not sure how long it will be or where it will lead but hey! Can't turn out that bad right? Please pardon the second story with another Franz Ferdinand song for the title, but it fit the story line where i plan for it to go. (but its still not solid...) Thats the end of my schpeil so enjoy!

Disclaimer: Ya I dont own the characters, or the song this story's named for... teartearcrycry

There are few things in this world that I, Clary Fray, hate more then Jace Wayland.

One of these things though, happen to be Sex Ed. I mean, we already know the basics, why go into such detail? And another thing I hate, is Sex Ed projects. Especially when I am paired with the previously mentioned Jace Wayland.

Why do I hate him you ask? Well lets see; he has an ego the size of Texas, a new girlfriend every 2 days which just might be a hint to commitment problems, has no respect for authority figures, he also can't think of anything that isn't in some way pervy but most of all he's a backstabbing poo-face of a friend.

Yes I did say poo-face. Only because he totally and completely killed our old childhood friendship. And yes it is a good enough reason.

But back to the project.

I was just oh-so innocently waiting for my new seat in Health class when I found out I was sitting next to Jace. And then I found out some very annoying news that our seat partners also had to be our partners for the project.

"Would you look at that," Jace mused with an especially provoking smirk on his face. "Who would've guessed we could be sex partners?"

I let out a groan and slammed my head against the desk. In most cultures this would be known as a head-desk. You know like a face-palm, but with a desk? Nevermind…

"Could you perhaps not sound so happy about this? It's bad for my digestion."

"Sorry honey," he said. "Didn't mean to give you a stomach full of butterflies, but don't you worry! You can't possibly fail with me for a partner. This class is my specialty.

"Oh thanks," I said. My words couldn't be more sarcastic if I tried, "I've be so worried that I was going to fail, but you have calmed my every nerve once again. Thank you Mr. Wayland, for your comforting words."

Just then the teacher decided to go into detail for the project, so I lifted my head to stare remorsly at the board. And my eyes widend at what was on it.

Oh please dear God let that not be the project.

"For this quarter, you will be required to have one final project instead of a final test," she droned on in a bored voice. "You will notice you are seated in boy-girl order. The person next to you is your partner as you already know. You must show what you have learned about commitment and the weight of your decisions and live with your partner over this weeks break off of school."

She did not say that. I have been waiting for this break forever! I had plans! Me and my best friend Simon and his girlfriend Isabelle and her brother Alec were all going to this sky resort for break! It took forever to get all the money for this place and it was all going to be ruined by the Blond Devil as he shall be refered too.

Not that this is the only time I had my plans ruined by him. Me and Izzy were close friends and when she started dating Simon (which is still a mystery to me), We all hanged out. Then her brother Alec started to chill with us too, but he's still nice. The only problem I have with that is that he is best friends with Jace. Hence the ruining of my life.

He was supposed to come anyway though so-

Ha ha! I don't have to spend time with him! There doesn't have to be any relation between us since there won't be any parent there to enforce the project! My mom Joceyln would definetly make me do the project still but with her not there… I'M A GENIUS!

"Er Clary?" I blinked just realizing Jace had been trying to get my attention for the past 3 minutes.

"What?" I snapped at him.

"Says here we are required to make up some routines that normal couples would have, and we need to have a witness sign that each and everyone one of these things has been carried out," he states in an amused voice. "Well Clary what do you want to do first-"

I cut him off before he could continue. ", I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this project."

"Don't worry Clary im not asking you to do that. You just have to do the other stuff. Laundry, shopping, date night you don't have to go that far."

This does not make me feel any more comfortable, but she already moved on to the other students.

"You see Clary? It'll be nice. You and me, cozying up next to the fire…" he said as he casually slung his arm over my shoulder. " You can warm up to the Jace-charm. Everyone does," he said with a suggestive smile. Ick.

"Gee I'd love to, but getting past you B.O. is asking a lot from me," I said. I got up abruptly after and lucky right when the bell rang. With that I all but sprinted out the door, catching up with Isabelle and to get as far away from Jace Wayland as possible.

Call it some 6th sense, or foreshadowing, but I don't think my break is going to be all that relaxing.

Yay? Nay? I dont want to sound review clingy but ya know... that'd be chill if you could review :D

Also if anyone wants to tell me how to change the chapter names (PM) that would be chill as well :D