Screen names:

Jigsaw: HEEERESJOHNNY

Amanda: NOTAJUNKIEBITCH

Hoffman: Undercover_Badass101

Zep: ThemaninyourROOM

Eric: Aggro_cop13

Dr. Gordon: Dr. Peg-leg

Adam: SnapshotMan

Charles: ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF

Mallick: Utterly_Relaxed

Xavier: BehindyourMIND

Daniel: Danny-boy87

Strahm: The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU

Perez: ShrapnelHURTS.

Mark: Smooookin'

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HEEERESJOHHNY has signed on.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has signed on.

HEERESJOHNNY: Hello, Amanda. You don't know me, but I know you. I wanna play a game.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: What is it this time, John? We've played scrabble, monopoly, snakes and ladders...should I get the backgammon set out?

Undercover_Badass101 has signed on.

Undercover_Badass101: Can I play?

HEEERESJOHNNY: ...Sure.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: What are we playing?

HEEERESJOHNNY: ...

Undercover_Badass101: He doesn't have to tell us right now. He's Jigsaw; he can do whatever the hell he wants!

ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.

ThemaninyourROOM: His name is John. He's a very interesting person.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM, ZEP?

ThemaninyourROOM: It's the rules...

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Well, follow THESE rules! If you aren't out of my room by the time I count to three...

ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Thank God. So, what game are we playing again?

HEEERESJOHNNY: I'm trying to decide. What do you two prefer; poker or strip poker? Make our choice...

Danny-boy87 has signed on.

Danny-boy87: STRIP POKER! :-)

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Would you even be ALLOWED to play, Daniel? Your father...

Danny-boy87: He's a real hardass. He's probably got half the city looking for me just so he can find me and kick my ass for disappearing on him.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Yeah, probably.

Undercover_Badass101: Amanda, why is Daniel even here?

Aggro_cop13 has signed on.

Aggro_cop13: DANIEEEEEEEEEEEEL!

Danny-boy87 has signed out.

Aggro_cop13: Where is my son YOU JUNKIE BITCH?

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: RIGHT FUCKING HERE!

Danny-boy87 has signed on.

Danny-boy87: Aww...AMAN-DA!

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has set her status as away.

Aggro_cop13: DANIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!

Danny-boy87: WHAT?

Aggro_cop13: :-)

Danny-boy87 has signed off.

Aggro_cop13: NOOOOOOO! DANIEEEEEEEEEEEEEL! :'(

Aggro_cop13 has signed off.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has returned from away.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Is he gone...?

Undercover_Badass101: Obviously.

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has signed on.

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Get a clue, you fucking bitch!

HEEERESJOHNNY: Don't forget the rules, Charles. In two minutes, those nail bombs will go off...

ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.

ThemaninyourROOM: Don't forget the rules!

ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: It's survival of the fittest!

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has set his status to away.

HEEERESJOHNNY: So, have we decided on a game yet?

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: No, not yet, John.

Undercover_Badass101: I want to play regular poker. Be right back.

Undercover_Badass101 has set his status to away.

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has returned from away.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCHL Dammit, he didn't die!

HEEERESJOHNNY: He played by the rules. Period.

ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.

ThemaninyourROOM: Don't forget the rules!

ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Get a clue you fucking bitch! It's survival of the fittest!

Utterly_Relaxed has signed on.

Uterly_Relaxed: Yeah, that's what he said when he bashed the crap outta me :'( Fuck you, Charles!

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Re-lax.

Utterly_Relaxed: I AM FUCKING RELAXED!

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has set her status as away.

Smooookin' has signed on.

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Been playing with matches again, have we?

Smooookin': ...Not funny...

Smooookin' has signed off.

Utterly_Relaxed: Fuck you, Charles!

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Re-LAX!

Utterly_Relaxed: I AM FUCKING RELAXED!

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has returned from away.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: :-)

Undercover_Badass101 has returned from away.

Undercover_Badass101: Amanda, why is there blood on my quilt collection?

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Shit!

HEEERESJOHNNY: This is very amusing to read. Hehe. :-)

Utterly_Relaxed: Dude, he's asking you a question. Why IS there blood on his quilt collection? ANSWER ME!

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: For the last time, RE-LAX!

Utterly_Relaxed: I AM FUCKING RELAXED! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: But I LIKE pissing you off...

Utterly_Relaxed: ...

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has set his status to away.

Undercover_Badass101: AMANDA...

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: I'm sorry!

Undercover_Badass101: ...Thank you. An apology won't replace the hundred-dollar quilt, though.

BehindyourMIND has signed on.

BehindyourMIND: Stop bitchin' about it and let's DO something!

Undercover_Badass101: ...like what?

BehindyourMIND: ...I dunno.

Undercover_Badass101: Well THAT sure helps, doesn't it?

Dr. Peg-leg has signed on.

SnapshotMan has signed on.

Dr. Peg-leg: It's no use arguing, Hoffman. Everything has been pre-thought out by him.

SnapshotMan: You sound like you admire this prick.

BehindyourMIND: ...This is bullshit.

BehindyourMIND has signed off.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Never did like that asshole.

HEEERESJOHNNY: I second that.

SnapshotMan: Shut up, Jigsaw!

ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.

ThemaninyourROOM: His name is John. He's a very interesting person.

Dr. Peg-leg: Zep! You perverted little psychopath! I'm gonna take great pleasure in seeing you pay for this! You BASTARD FUCK!

ThemaninyourROOM: My name is not bastard fuck. My name is Zep. You should know that by now...LARRY.

ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.

Dr. Peg-leg: ...

SnapshotMan: Hehe. Larry. Larry, Larry, Larrykins...

Dr. Peg-leg: ...

Utterly_Relaxed: Uh-oh...

Utterly_Relaxed has set his status as away.

Danny-boy87 has signed on.

Danny-boy87: LARRYKINS! :-)

Dr. Peg-leg: ...

Undercover_Badass101: Kid, you better get going...

Danny-boy87: okay, okay... Hehe, Larrykins!

Danny-boy87 has signed off.

Dr. Peg-leg: FUCK THIS SHIT!

SnapshotMan: Oh my God! Oh my God! No! Lawrence please, I'm begging you!

Dr. Peg-leg has signed off.

SnapshotMan has signed off.

Utterly_Relaxed has returned from away.

Utterly_Relaxed: Phew...

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has returned from away.

Utterly_Relaxed: Aw, shit...

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Dammit, that assholes back. John, when are we gonna play this game?

HEEERESJOHNNY: I find this more amusing than playing poker...

Undercover_Badass101: JO-HN... :-(

HEEERESJOHNNY: Patience is a virtue, detective.

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: EX-ACTLY.

Undercover_Badass101 has set his status to away.

HEEERESJOHNNY: He failed his test.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Yay!

HEEERES JOHNNY: Shush, Amanda.

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: EX-ACTLY.

Utterly_Relaxed: I'm so SICK of your self-righteousness, man.

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Re-lax.

Utterly_Relaxed: For the last time...I AM FUCKING RELAXED!

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Yeah, you sound it.

Utterly_Relaxed: Shut up!

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Yeah, get a clue, you fucking bitch. It's survival of the fittest.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT?

Utterly_Relaxed: Yeah, asshole! Stop repeating yourself! You sound like a fucking broken record!

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Well, so do you.

Utterly_Relaxed: How do you know that?

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Because I have EYES.

HEEERESJOHNNY: This is interesting. Everyone, please continue.

Undercover_Badass101 has returned from away.

Undercover_Badass101: The blood won't come out of my quilts... :'( Amanda, you bitch! Why'd you have to bleed all over my precious quilts?

Utterly_Relaxed: This guy collects quilts...?

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Apparently so. Get a clue, you fucking bitch. It's survival of the fittest.

Utterly_Relaxed: Fuck you. Fuck you.

Undercover_Badass101: Yes, I collect quilts! SO WHAT?

Utterly_Relaxed: Dude, guys don't collect quilts...they just don't. Are you secretly a woman?

Undercover_Badass101: NO!

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: You sure about that, detective?

Undercover_Badass101: YES!

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Relax.

Undercover_Badass101: I AM FUCKING RELAXED!

Utterly_Relaxed: I AM FUCKING RELAXED!

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: I was talking to the detective, Mallick.

Utterly_Relaxed: 'Kay then.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: I'm bored...

HEEERESJOHNNY: I, on the other hand, am quite entertained. This is much more amusing than watching Paul crawl his way through razor wire...

Undercover_Badass101: I agree. It's not our fault Amanda has the attention span of a potato.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: WHAAAAAAAAAT?

Undercover_Badass101: You heard me. This is payback for ruining my quilts, bitch!

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

HEEERESJOHNNY: Oh, yes... there will be blood.

Utterly_Relaxed: How the fuck do you KNOW that?

HEEERESJOHNNY: Because I am John Kramer, and this is my world. You just die in it.

Undercover_Badass101: Yeah, exactly. So shut up.

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: YE-AH!

Utterly_Relaxed: Oh, for Christ sake...

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF: Say, who are you REALLY, detective? Because I haven't the faintest idea...

Undercover_Badass101: I'm...

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU has signed on.

ShrapnelHURTS has signed on.

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! I KNOW!

Utterly_Relaxed: You're starting to freak me out, dude...

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: I'll stop you, you motherfucker.

Utterly_Relaxed: Who, me?

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: No, the other motherfucker.

Utterly_Relaxed: 'Kay then.

ILOVETOPISSYOUOFF has signed off.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Whoo! The asshole is gone!

HEEERESJOHNNY: Amanda, hush.

ShrapnelHURTS: Amanda? As in Amanda Young?

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH: Shit.

NOTAJUNKIEBITCH has signed off.

ShrapnelHURTS: I guess it was then.

Undercover_Badass101: No SHIT, Perez!

Utterly_Relaxed: Yeah, nice fucking try, Nancy Drew.

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: How did you walk out of that building?

ShrapnelHURTS: ?

HEEERESJOHNNY: ?

Utterly_Relaxed: ?

Undercover_Badass101: How did you?

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: On a gurney with a fucking hole in my throat!

Undercover_Badass101: My heart BLEEDS for you, Strahm.

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: Very funny.

HEEERESJOHNNY: I thought it was quite amusing.

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: Shut the fuck up, you sick prick!

ThemaninyourROOM has signed on.

ThemaninyourROOM: His name is John. He's a very interesting person.

ThemaninyourROOM has signed off.

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: That was weird...

HEEERESJOHNNY: Indeed it was. I am sorry, Special Agent Strahm, but there is where my input ends...I bid you all a very fond farewell.

HEEERESJOHNNY has signed off.

Utterly_Relaxed has signed off.

ShrapnelHURTS: Was that John Kramer?

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: How do I open it? TELL ME HOW TO OPEN IT!

ShrapnelHURTS: Open what?

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU: This jar of peanut butter. I can't open it...

ShrapnelHURTS: Well, you can't open a jar of PB and type at the same time.

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with YOU: I'll get you, you motherfucker. I'm gonna stop you, you son of a bitch!

The-man-who-is-obsessed-with-YOU has signed off.

ShrapnelHURTS has signed off.

Undercover_Badass101: Damn now everyone's gone... :-(

Undercover_Badass101: I guess that means I win...game over, bitches. MWAHAHAHAHA. .

Undercover_Badass101 has signed out.