Silly, I know, but hilariously fun.

Alice was in the her dressing room, Jasper was in his room, Rosalie was in the garage, Emmett was in the lounge room, Esme was in the garden and Carlisle was in the kitchen.

Alice was playing dress-ups, Jasper was robbing a bank via email, Rosalie was fixing her convertible, Emmett was racing mechanical cars, Esme was designing a 'flamingo enclosure' and Carlisle was making chocolate omelettes.

Alice squealed over a new dress design; Jasper got arrested over the Internet and started bribing; Rosalie dropped the car to touch up her makeup; Emmett switched to a loud war/army themed game; Esme started hammering in fence posts and Carlisle burnt the omelettes badly.

Everyone stopped.

Alice heard bribing; Jasper heard squealing; Rosalie heard loud repetitive shots; Emmett heard a ridiculously loud thud; Esme smelt smoke and Carlisle heard several loud taps.

Alice thought the police were being bribed; Jasper thought the house had been invaded by 5-year-olds; Rosalie thought the house was under heavy fire; Emmett thought the garage had collapsed; Esme thought there was a fire and Carlisle thought someone was setting off explosives.

Everyone got ready.

Alice was wearing her most adorable clothes; Jasper was wearing a thick padded suit; Rosalie was wearing thick camo pants; Emmett was wearing glow-in-the-dark clothing; Esme was wearing a suit drenched in water and Carlisle was wearing armour.

Everyone started screaming.

"I'll deal with them,"

"Keep them away,"

"Save my makeup,"

"Save Rose,"

"Save the furniture,"

"Save the books,"

Alice ran to the front yard; Jasper ran up to the attic; Rosalie ran to her bedroom; Emmett ran to the garage; Esme ran into the dining room and Carlisle went and hid under a bed.

Whaddaya think?