Not Feeling Well...

Disclaimer: I don't own South Park. Matt and Trey do.

So, I was actually sick today and decided to write this story. I just could not figure out what pairing to do this with. It was either gonna be Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny, Pip/Damien, Craig/Tweek, or my OC Kyle Carr/Red Goth.

So, after hours of debating, I just decided Screw it, I'm just gonna do the OC and Dylan, I don't care what people think. So here's the story, Haven't decided it's a one-shot or not.

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Kyle sat and drank his coffee at Mcdonalds. The coffee was free until the 28th, so he figured he might was well. He liked it sweet, really sweet. He put two milks and 4 sugars in it. He sipped it. It felt so good going down.

Across the table from him, sat his boyfriend, Dylan White. Normally, Dylan wouldn't be caught in such a conformist matter, but he was worried about Kyle, even though he didn't really show it. Right now, Kyle was staring at a chair and drinking his coffee.

"I want to throw that chair against the wall." Said Kyle in a monotone voice. Lately, Kyle's thoughts had become violent and murderous. They were starting to get out of control.

"Don't do it." Said Dylan looking away. He glanced over at Kyle. He was looking at a picture of a moose.

"I want to smash that picture over someone's head."

"Kyle..." Dylan put a hand on Kyle's arm. He was shaking. "I think you've had enough coffee. Time to go home."

"Kyle doesn't want to go home just yet. Kyle wants to finish his coffee."

"Why are you talking in the third person?"

"Kyle's bored."

Dylan sighed. He would wait until Kyle was done.

It took about 5 more minutes before Kyle finished. They got up and exited the Mcdonalds.

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Dyaln thought Kyle looked really pale. His eyes were blank as he stared ahead. Dylan noticed Kyle wasn't walking straight at all. He held Kyle's hand and held him close.

"You look like you're going to be sick." Dylan said. Kyle had a disgusted look on his face. Dylan leaned in for a kiss. Kyle put his hand over his mouth.

"I just threw up in my mouth, so I don't think you want to kiss me. God I want to set this town on fire." They continued to walk for a few minutes before Kyle stopped.

Dylan turned to look at Kyle and noticed that his eyes were slowly closing. He knew Kyle wouldn't last much longer. Dylan caught Kyle was he passed out.

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Yeah, not too good. If you want to read more, just say so in a review. I'm just too tired to actually think, so in my opinion, this story is a FAIL!

I really don't know what you think.

eh, gonna go to bed now. I'll probaly post more on monday (with my other story I mean), so until then!

-_-; sick...meh.