A young trainer heads out on his pokemon journey, with one tiny little detail. Pokemon are all people who resemble the pokemon. Review!
Disclaimer: Pokemon does not belong to me. This story was inspired by the many "moemon" pictures floating around certain… sites that will not be named.
Aoshi's Moemon Adventure
Chapter 1
"Alright, I can't wait to head off on my moemon journey!" Young trainer Aoshi Karita said, heading off to Professor Oak's Lab.
"Ah, Aoshi." Professor Oak said, greeting Aoshi as he entered the lab. "I assume you've come here for your moemon?"
"Yes, Professor." Aoshi said, nodding eagerly, his brown hair shaking with his head.
"Well, I have here three moemon inside their moeballs. Choose whichever one you wish."
"Hey, grandpa can I have one?" Aoshi's childhood friend, Sharon, asked, running a hand through his jet black hair. "I was here first, after all!"
"Yes, but Aoshi is the older of the two of you, so he may choose first. Now, which one would you like?" Professor Oak pressed the button on the three moeballs, and three moemon emerged from them.
The first of the three had long green hair that reached her neck and wore a green bulb-like hat on her head. She wore a bright blue mini dress that reached her knees, and she shyly looked up at Aoshi with her big red eyes, as if she was about to cry.
The second of the trio had a constant smile on her face, and wore an oversized yellow t-shirt and bright blue shorts with a big tail sticking out the back. Her brown hair reached down to her back and she also had bright red eyes which had a playful look to them.
But the third moemon was the one that caught his eye. She wore a simple outfit of an orange t-shirt and miniskirt with a tail, but it was her bright blue eyes that looked smug yet angry was what really got to him. Her orange hair did well to accentuate them, making a beautiful contrast over her pale skin.
"Professor, I would like to choose Charmander as my starting moemon." Aoshi said, confidently, taking the moemon's moeball.
"Alright, then I'll choose the Squirtle." Sharon said, taking the blue moemon's moeball.
As Aoshi was preparing to leave, Sharon grabbed his arm.
"Hey, Aoshi, how about we train our two moemon right now by having a moemon battle?"
"Sharon, you shouldn't be so hasty…" Oak cautioned.
"It's alright, gramps." Sharon said, smiling. "We'll be sure not to take it too far."
"Fine." Aoshi said, holding out the pokeball. "Charmander, get ready for battle!"
"Why?" The Charmander asked incredulously. "You haven't made a pact with me. Hell, you haven't even named me yet! Why should I fight for your sake?"
"Charmander, Aoshi here is your new master!" Oak said. "You need to listen to him!"
"Fine…" Charmander muttered, flipping her orange hair to the side. "But until he names me, there's no way I'm going to call him master."
"Figures that the one I would choose is the one who has obedience issues…" Aoshi said, face palming.
"Master, would you like me to battle?" Sharon's Squirtle asked, smiling.
"Yeah!" Sharon said, smiling.
"Alright, Squirtle, use tackle!" Sharon commanded, as his Squirtle slammed into Charmander, knocking her backwards.
"You bitch…" Charmander muttered, wiping the blood from her lips.
"Um…" Aoshi said, freezing up.
"What are you doing, you idiot?" Charmander shouted.
"What?" Aoshi asked.
"Don't you know anything about moemon battles?" Charmander demanded, standing up. "You have to command me to use an attack, or I can't do anything!"
"Okay… Um, use scratch!" Aoshi ordered. Charmander ran up to Squirtle, and slashed her nails across Squirtle's face.
"Ow!" Squirtle exclaimed, grabbing her face. She then used another tackle attack on Charmander.
"Alright, now I'm mad…" Charmander said, growling. She charged at Squirtle, and sliced into her with her nails. She then grabbed Squirtle by her shirt, and threw her to the ground.
"Alright bitch, you're toast." Charmander growled, smiling evilly, sitting atop the Squirtle, her nails extending.
"I'm stopping this match before it goes any further." Oak said, prying Charmander off her opponent. "Aoshi, you're the winner of this match."
"Aw man…" Sharon said. "Squirtle, we'll need to train stronger to beat the two of them!"
"Yes, master!" Sharon's Squirtle said, standing up.
"Well, we'll need to take care of your wounds, but first, I need to give the both of you a moedex." Oak said, handing Aoshi and Sharon their moedexes.
"Wow, so this is a moedex…" Aoshi said, looking at the red device. "Wow, it's so cool!"
"Well, now, the two of you will begin you exciting journey of moemon, to become a moemaster." Oak said, smiling. "I'm so proud of you two. Good luck on your journeys, the two of you!"
"Hey, you." Charmander shouted to Aoshi, as the two of them made their way out of Pallet Town.
"What?" Aoshi asked, turning to his moemon companion.
"When are you going to name me?"
"Name you?" Aoshi asked incredulously.
"Yes. My god, do you know ANYTHING about moemon?" Charmander asked, face palming.
"Well…"
"Fine, fine, fine." Charmander said, swinging her arms to the side. "Listen, a naming process is what makes a moemon unique. Until I get a name, I'm no different than any other Charmander in the wild."
"Really?" Aoshi asked.
"Yes." Charmander said, nodding. "So are you going to give me a name, or not."
"I'm thinking!" Aoshi said, sitting down in the shade of one of the many trees that lined the route. "I'm not that good with coming up with names on the spot.
"Well, I'll be sleeping, so when I wake up you can tell me." Charmander said, sprawling under the tree. She then raised her head and looked at Aoshi.
"And don't even think about waking me up, got it?" Charmander's eyes went down to cold glare, before she closed them and lowered her head.
"Alright, got to think of a name…" Aoshi said, leaning down against the tree trunk.
"Ah, that was a nice, long nap~" Charmander yawned, smiling. "So, have you come up with a name for me yet?"
"I'm still thinking." Aoshi said.
"Well, I'll go look for something to eat." Charmander said, standing up, yawning.
"I've got it!" Aoshi said suddenly.
"Really?" Charmander asked, turning around.
"Yes." Aoshi said, standing up. "As of now, your name is officially Cara."
"Seriously?" Charmander asked, looking at Aoshi. "I was asleep for like two hours and the best you could come up with is Cara?"
"Look, I think Cara is a name that really suits you." Aoshi said.
"Well, I guess its fine." Cara said, smiling. "So, now you can look up my data in the moedex."
"Really?" Aoshi asked, taking up his moedex, and flipping through it until he found Cara's data.
Moemon: Charmander
Name: Cara
Species: Lizard Moemon
Type: Fire
Scarcity: Ultra Rare
Current Level: 8
Diet: Omnivorous Consumes many kinds of berries as well as meat
Ability:Blaze
Height: 4'11"
Weight: 97lbs
Cup Size: B
Strong Against: Bug, Grass, Ice, and Steel
Weak Against: Water, Ground, and Rock
Attacks: Scratch, Growl, Ember
Evolves into: Charmeleon (Lvl 16)
Evolves From: None
Info: Charmander are incredibly hotheaded pokemon, who have a tendency to speak their minds. Charmander often display contempt for people who cross them, but also dislike people she sees as unworthy. It is very hard to gain the trust of a Charmander, and they often refuse to acknowledge their owners. However, once their trainer has gained their trust, they will lay down their lives for them.
"Okay, that is interesting." Aoshi said, closing his moedex.
"So, when are you going to make a pact with me?" Cara asked.
"Make a pact?" Aoshi asked.
"Of course." Cara said, pushing Aoshi up against the tree. "After all… How am I supposed to acknowledge you if you don't act like a trainer?" Cara reached down and place her hand on Aoshi's crotch.
"Wait, what?" Aoshi asked, pushing Cara off him.
"Listen, 'master'." Cara said. "Until you take my virginity, therefore proving that you're my master, I cannot be considered your moemon. The first trainer who does, however, take my virginity, I become their moemon."
"Are you serious?" Aoshi asked, backing as far into the tree as he could. "Why? There's no way can have sex with someone I just met!"
"Why not?" Cara asked, leaning against him, smirking. "I'm sure your childhood friend Sharon is having the time of his life with that slut of a Squirtle he got."
"Look, what Sharon does isn't any of my concern." Aoshi said. "But I'm not having sex with you."
"Really…" Cara said, smirking. "Most people, out on a journey with a hot girl like me, willing to do a-n-y-t-h-i-n-g they say, wouldn't hesitate to violate me until long after the sun goes down."
"Well, I'm not most people." Aoshi said, blushing. "I'm not going to have sex until I'm emotionally ready.
"Figures." Cara muttered, standing up. "Out of all the trainers in Kanto, I'm given to the one who doesn't have the balls to take the virginity of their own possession, even when she asks for it."
"That's just the way I am." Aoshi said. "I'm sorry if that disappoints you, but…"
"Then you better change the way you are, and fast." Cara said, smiling. "Because the Moemon League Rules state that if a trainer does not make a pact with a moemon within twenty-four hours, then that moemon is free to leave that trainer in search of another. And I'll be damned if I'm going spend my life chained to man without any balls."
Cara walked away to go find her food, and Aoshi just sat there, incredibly confused and frightened at the same time.
So, how was that first chapter? This seems like something I can go a long way with.