(Mitchie's POV)
Senior year... awesome right?...no. try being the new kid your senior year...my dad just got this new job in LA so here I am...UGH good job dad for being good at your job & getting promoted here... douche. I hate the feeling of being away from our place in New York for this artificial town...now I have to make new friends who I more than likely won't keep in touch with half of after this year because let's keep it real...who really stays friends with everyone they knew in high school after u cross that stage...holy fuck what if I don't make friends at all, OMG what if I become THAT girl, bitch fuck what if I become that loser loner lesbo, maybe, parading a rainbow patch on my backpack wasn't the best idea... I can just remove it... O shit no!... this shit's glued on and sewed...mutherfucker! Its ok its cool, I'll just yell at Caitlyn later, sure when I ask her to hand me the remote she's too lazy to hand it but this she fucking has time to glue & sew... What a prick fuck! Whatever this is LA right? Everyone here practically shits rainbows. Actually they should change their I.D's to have that little sticker that says donor/non donor to homo or hetero... Anyway I'm going too much into this useless banter... I at least did meet some people these 3 guys... I'd prefer meeting girls instead but hey, maybe they have good looking lady friends, I mean they're good looking guys if I was into sticks and balls, hey maybe that's why I suck at baseball... Hmmm... Anyway they told me to meet them at their locker ... Omg I hope it's not one of those let's shove the new girl into the locker type of thing, because if so... I WILL SO... Yup got nothing, I'd probably take it & claw at the locker like a little puppy at the pet store window... O i spotted them!
Thank god I'm not in a locker these guys are pretty cool. Man everyone here looks like they just stepped out of a magazine. Shit good thing I fixed that gap a while back, o sure Madonna makes it look cool, but really who would really go up to Madonna and say "hey bitch fix that gap before I kick a football thru it". Yeah not likely... Right now Shane Nate & Troy are talking about something about a party, but I totally zoned out when I looked straight ahead and saw her. The most beautiful thing I have ever laid eyes on she had wavy dark hair that rested just below her shoulder porcelain soft skin almost milky and those eyes they were almond shaped, deep & captivating. She wasn't just fuckable hot she was like I'd rob Justin Bieber's rich ass and buy her the most expensive diamond and get down on one knee & propose. She was standing talking 2 a few other girls & laughing, then she took a sip of her water bottle...I shouldn't be this turned on watching someone do something as ordinary as drink water but GOD DAMN was she hot doing it! Seriously where was Smart Water because that's how u sell water!... Then she licked her lips & smiled at something her friend said & o god that smile, is this right? I could literally feel my heart sink & was now resting in my stomach creating this flutter of things 2 happen... Holy fuck forget about the fact you're probably showing signs of being wet thru your skinnies she's walking with her friends towards us. Shit, shit, shit, ok play it cool, why they fuck can't I look away! OMG she's smiling at me O MY FUCK she's reaching out her hand & she's reaching towards me OMG she's putting the bottom of her fingertips on my chin! Fuck, I have an asschin... Wait why's she lifting it up? Bastard cunt my mouth was open, I didn't even realize my jaw was open that wide & that's when she spoke "take a picture sweetie it'll last longer" I finally got my thoughts together & muttered the most incoherent phrase ever "huh?...whaa?" I. am. an idiot... She probably thinks I take the yellow bus to school now. She just smiled & looked at the rest of my friends & said "hey boys so party tonight?" To which Troy put his arm around her & flashed his stupid perfect smile at her & said "you betcha my place 9 o'clock don't be late" "alright don't finish all the good stuff before I get there" then she winked & walked away & I felt so stupid for not saying anything more, OOO but her walking away doesn't sound so bad b/c now I get a view of that sweet ass & while I was perving at her she quickly turned around with a smirk on her face & said "o & new girl" I guess she means me, I'm new & I'm a girl "like I said a picture will last longer" She then turned back around & started walking off again...man how did she know I was staring still?... My thoughts were cut short when I heard the guys laughing then Troy decides he can hold in his laughter long enough to say "Ha Ha, well I guess u met Alex"
"Huh? What?" From what I'm aware of I've only met him Shane & Nate unless OMG do they have a midget friend I'm not seeing, I love little nuggets, I quickly look down & do a 360 but spot no one
"dude Alex the girl you were just staring at! That's Alex. As in the Alex Russo" What the fuck is Shane talking about? I wasn't staring, ok, nope I'm caught, can't deny it, I wouldn't have but, nope got no buts actually, but she had a nice one
"Dude what the fuck are you thinking about?" Dammit Nate you just interrupted my butt dreams!.
"O Alex, she's uhh she's" omg someone help me out...
"Yeah man we know, totally hott, drop dead gorgeous all around cool chick... yeah we know" thank god Shane can't shut up!
"So does she, is she..." Fuck I have serious issues with making full sentences. Apparently.
"Have a boyfriend or girlfriend? No man, Alex isn't that type of girl..." What the fuck does Troy mean by that OMG she's an animal fucker...
"Huh?" Yep sentences aren't my friend
"let's just put it like this, many have tried & none have succeeded" damn Troy what is this the sword in the stone tale?
"Every guy & some girls have been trying 2 get at her since she moved here like a year & a half ago" so does that mean Shane has to?
"Yeah man, see Alex is the chick every guy or dyke bitch, such as yourself..." Aww thanks Troy for putting lesbian in such a nice way. Dick. "... is dying to date cuz yeah let's face it, she's fucken hot, has a killer body, sweet smile, all that bullshit & you would think total bitch right? Wrong! Dude she's got a personality too! She's a down 2 earth cool ass chick" hmm looks like this hottie is straight out of a dream, shit I can't wait to go to sleep now! O man she's what dreams are made of ... Wtf isn't that from Lizzie McGuire... This is why I'm single, I reference Lizzie McGuire songs when talking about a hot girl anyway my brain battle is interrupted by Troy
"basically any dudes or for curved girls... Alex Russo equals perfect girl...she's hot without trying, but when she tries..."
"Let's just say make sure you're wearing jeans when u see it ahahaha" Shane's an idiot, what does jeans have to... OOO ok I get it...
"but yeah, like we were saying, she also has a rep for passing thru guys, girls, whatever like we're fucken diapers, once she's done with you & needs a change, it's on to the next sucker, while the last guy/girl is still desperately trying to get her back" did Nate just say 'we're'... As in he's part of that list, o hell no! Velcro head is going...
"Yeah, & I know what you're thinking..." O really Troy, what am I thinking?... "slut right?..." Completely off. Don't you ever talk about my girl that way again... "...well she's not"
"unless when she wants to be ahahaha" I'll say it again Shane's an idiot.
"So just a warning dude" what, is Nate an anti-cigarette ad now?
"don't fall too hard bro cuz you'll just hit the floor messed up if Alex Russo Is the one you're waiting on to catch you"
"But I don't get it, if all these people like her why isn't she in a relationship? I mean come on there has to be one?" Yes. Complete sentence, actually 2. Fuck yes! I'm on a roll!
"dude it's like an unsolved mystery..." Troy really loves the word dude "...it's like she just loves the thrill of the chase, but doesn't like once it's over & you're just cruising, whatever, dude it's cool trust me it's a normal reaction to anyone who's ever met Alex Russo. Trust us we've all been there. Come on dude were gonna be late for class"
Dammit class. Great. First day...found the hottest girl...realized I have no chance... & now I gotta go to class...
"o & Mitchie babe..." Did Shane really just call me Mitchie babe? Hmm I wonder if he'll like my nicknames for him...as soon as I think of one... "... try to pull yourself together before lunch!"
"lunch... Huh... why?" And were back to grade school
"o did we forget to mention Alex & her friends sit with us at lunch"
"Yeah maybe this time you can actually say something, I don't know like what your name is aahahhaaha" Fuck you Shane I'm pretty sure I can do an introduction like it's so hard to say "I'm ... Fuck... I'm Mi-Mitchie" that's right... Seriously how'd I graduate grade school?