Just something i came up with when i read a thing of facebook. I can imagine these two actually having this conversation lol. I hope you like it!

Pairings- Brittana

Disclaimer- I do not own anything.

"B i need to talk to you about something."

"Oh my god are you breaking up with me?"

"What? No! What i want to talk to you about isn't b-"

"Is it Puck? Are you leaving me for Puck?"

"Eww no!"

"Matt?"

"No."

"Finn?"

"No!"

"Artie?"

"No..."

"Quinn?"

"Brittany no!"

"Rachel."

"No."

"Kurt?"

"..."

"It's Kurt isn't it? I knew it! Gays attract gays right... I was so stup-"

"Brittany I DON'T like Kurt. got it? I on-"

"Are you still gay?"

"Yes. I love you."

"Am i not gay enough? I heard gay people can turn back straight, am i going to turn straight? I don't want turn straight San! I love you!"

"B don't cry. Of course your errm... Gay enough for me. What i want to tell you isn't anything bad."

"Then why did you say it was?"

"... I didn't."

"You did."

"I didn't say that! And don't pout at me, i'm telling the truth."

"Okay... What's the news?"

"I'm pregnant."

"Oh my god really? That's like... Uhh i don't understand... It's something to do with sex, i know that but... Did you cheat on me?"

"Grrr... No i didn't Britt. We went to the sperm donars remember? I'm having a baby."

"How can you... Nevermind. Wait you have a baby in your stomach?"

"Yes B yes."

"Why are you smiling? Why are you so evil San?"

"I- what?"

"You ate a baby just like Quinn did!"

"Oh lord give me strength."

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