AN: I couldn't give up the idea of having a Vongola-styled Facebook fan fiction, so here's a oneshot to keep you guys occupied! :D


"Juudaime! I sent you a recommendation on facebook!" The silver haired mafioso threw him arms around his boss, sending a shock to him. "G-Gokudera. Facebook? What is that?" Tsuna asked, confused. The two were on their way to school, and Gokudera hoped that he wouldn't bump into the baseball idiot.

Though that wasn't possible, because Yamamoto appeared from the left. "Morning, Tsuna! Gokudera!" The raven haired baseball lover said, waving his arms enthusiastically. "Yamamoto!" Tsuna exclaimed, while Gokudera simply snorted at the sight of the Rain Guardian.

"Hey, Tsuna! Have you heard about the current phenomenon thing on the net?" Yamamoto asked, adjusting the strap of his backpack. Tsuna's eyebrows raised. Gokudera interrupted before Tsuna could really register what Yamamoto meant. "Of course he does, baseball freak! Right Juudaime, you know about Facebook?"

Tsuna got even more confused, his eyes growing wide. "Face...facebook?" He stammered. Gokudera and Yamamoto looked at their boss with relatively shocked stares. How could Tsuna NOT know about Facebook? Almost the entire Namimori, no, the entire world was using this social networking site (Even the Varia, who currently only Lussuria and Belphegor knew about). "Oh? Tsuna you don't know? Its a social networking site, and there's...quite a lot of things you can do in it." Yamamoto briefly explained, laughing after he finished his sentence.

Gokudera smiled at Tsuna, "We'll show you after school, Juudaime! Kyoko's in facebook too!" At the sound of Kyoko's name, Tsuna flushed pink, and felt his stomach twist in a knot. THE Sasagawa Kyoko. Tsuna smiled faintly and nodded, "Okay, I'll learn about it."

The mafia boss was impatiently waiting for class to end, constantly thinking about following Kyoko on facebook (unlike a certain shark who would "follow" his boss). And once class ended, he walked ahead of Gokudera and Yamamoto to his house, hyped up to know about this "facebook"

"Dame-Tsuna." Reborn threw a book to Tsuna's head when he stepped into his room. "R-Reborn! What was that for!" Tsuna yelled, a red mark on the bridge of his nose. "Why aren't you on facebook?" Reborn asked bluntly, his giant eyes blinking on his miniature macbook. Gokudera stepped up, and smiled at Reborn. "Don't worry, Reborn-san! Yamamoto and I will teach Juudaime everything he needs to know about Facebook!"

Reborn turned to his student, before looking back at the screen. His student took a glance at the screen, his eyes gazing upon the homepage reading "Facebook".

"Reborn! You...you're on facebook?" Tsuna asked, surprised and in awe. Reborn simply threw another book at his head as a reply. "Dame-Tsuna. A mafia boss must have a facebook account to spy on certain people in case they may be up to something suspicious. I have one to keep an eye on you, so go make one account now."

Yamamoto and Gokudera spent the rest of day teaching Tsuna about "statuses", Farmville, Mafia Wars (Which was Gokudera's favorite game), and more importantly, get him some friends.

By the end of the day, Tsuna had spent his entire time on the same page. "Sasagawa Kyoko" was the name of the girl he had been looking at. Liking her statuses and commenting on them. Kyoko seemed to quite glad though (unlike a certain shark and his boss). Unfortunately, Reborn had also added Tsuna to his friends list and he seems to be taking a lot of advantage of it.

"Dame-Tsuna, you haven't finished your homework"

"Dame-Tsuna, I know what you are doing."

"Dame-Tsuna, you stalker."

Tsuna didn't know about the block list.


AN: Well, there you have it. A oneshot of Facebook: Vongola Style. This is prequel to the Varia version, but I have made a few references of the Varia version. Hope you guys liked it!