Summary: (slightly extended) When Tsuna, a 16 year old boy, needs to find a job to support his poor family, he thinks it's too good to be true when he finally finds a job. However what he didn't expect was to be catering for rich bastards that want nothing more than to make his life hell or more than he bargained for.

Couples: All pile on the Tsuna. X3 so yes All/27, I am not certain on who he'll end up with in the end though. I have it might be one of the guardians, Reborn or Giotto though xD or maybe someone else. Who knows? Cause I don't and I'm the author...ehehe that's not a very reassuring thing to say self *smacks self in face*

Hope you enjoy, sorry if it does not cater to your tastes, and sucks so bad you want to get a gun and personally shoot me in the face.


Tsuna strolled down the bitterly cold street. His hands buried deep in his pockets. It was a terrible winter this year, snow was strewn on the streets and he was looking eagerly at all the shops windows in hope of helped wanted. He needed the money; he needed the money not for himself so much but for his family back at home. His mum, his brother and his little adopted sister; they were the ones that needed the money.

"Tsu-kun don't go, Mama can work hard everyday, just don't leave Tsu-kun!" the small woman cried, gripping onto her equally small son who she showed a very in-depth resemblance.

"Mama, I'm 16, and I'll be coming back when I have enough money for you and the family," he smiled sadly hugging her tightly. He started to hear sniffles and stifled sobs but chose to ignore it. When they pulled away, Tsuna felt a pang of guilt when he came face to face with his tear soaked mother.

"Tsu-kun, thank you," the petite mousy haired woman sniffed, cuddling her son once more.

"No problem mum, I would do anything for you."

Tsuna lent up against a wall. He had been walking for hours, days, nights and still no success. He was running out of money to stay in the place he was using currently to rest his head. Running out of money to eat also.

He sighed, thinking about his family, how great it would for them to live a normal happy life. Mum was already working 5 jobs to support them all, his brother and sister only had one uniform and they were picked on at school for it. They all had to eat small meals, sometimes meaning Nana or Tsuna had to miss out. The electricity would always give in, or the rent man would appear demanding last month's rent that they didn't have. Meaning something horrific would happen to his mother in order to pay it back. Tsuna shuddered at the thought and tried to keep his mind in perspective. Find a job, one that pays enough, but where was he going to find it? He had hardly any qualifications; he had dropped out of high school, and only just graduated Middle school with grades that would be frowned upon. He shrunk down to his knees, and hugged them tightly. He wondered what their life would be like if there was a father in the family. In Tsuna's family there wasn't really a man of the house, unless you counted Tsuna's attempt at trying to be one. Maybe with a father they could have lived a happy life, and Tsuna knew that every night his mother Nana would leave a light on in hope for this apparent 'father' to once again reappear.

But would it ever happen? Tsuna got up off his knees, and rearranged the hat that lay pathetically on top of his starfish mop. A cool breeze brushed against Tsuna's shirt, it was not enough to keep him warm through the winter, but this and another shirt was all he owned. His hands were getting the worst of the cold first, even though he tried long and hard to keep them warm by shoving them deep into his pockets.

Tsuna continued to walk, glancing from place to place. No where had jobs that would accept him, he was either too inexperienced or they took one look at him and immediately thought 'dirty urchin street boy'. If I'm so disgusting then why don't you just kill me, Tsuna thought to himself, kicking a can to take his mind off his negative thoughts. It didn't take long though till he was bored, he picked up the can and looked over for somewhere to put it. He glanced over noticing a bin not far from him. He paced over reaching it quickly, and then from the corner of his eye, flickering in the wind a little, he saw a poster stuck onto the lamppost that was near the bin. He dropped the can into the bin quickly and then scurried over to the poster.

His eyes studied it carefully and then ripped it straight off, looking up towards the sky, and mouthing the words 'thank you god, you really do exist.'

On the poster it displayed information about a job, the job in detail wasn't mentioned but it said all you needed was to be able to clean and cook, and Tsuna could do that. He even glanced down at the wages, and the fact you were given somewhere to stay included in the price. It was all too good to be true. Tsuna's eyes strolled down further noticing the telephone number. All he had to do was call, and thank god he had both enough money to call and a payphone was right across the street. He legged it over, shoving himself into the booth and punched the numbers in excitedly. Ring, Ring, Ring...come on pick up.

"Hello," a voice sounded and Tsuna sighed out happily.

"Umm hi there, I'm calling about applying for the job," the boy said down the phone.

"Really?" the voice seemed to question, sounding almost surprised by the boy wanting to take part in the job itself.

"Yes, my name is Tsunayoshi Sawada," the boy went on to say.

"Oh well my name is Giotto, I'm the head butler at the Vongola mansion," the voice stated, and Tsuna gasped a little inside. A mansion? A butler? Tsuna thought only things like this happened in fairy tales.

"Now, you must do lots of cleaning tasks, and cooking jobs, Tsunayoshi do you think you can handle that," the voice asked, and at the same time Tsuna nodded.

"YES! Yes! I can I can."

The man paused, and made an 'hmmm' noise.

"Well then you can have the job, you will start this evening," the voice continued.

"This evening?" the boy gasped a little.

"Yes, is there a problem with that?" the voice went on to ask.

"No! Not at all, just how will I know how to find you?" Tsuna said worriedly.

"The poster has a map on the back, follow the map, it should take about 20 minutes by cab," the voice explained.

"Ah."

"What's wrong?"

"Well ehehe I don't really have enough money to buy a cab, so I'll just walk."

"You'll walk? That will take an hour," the voice stuttered slightly, even if it was still quite serious.

"Well I guess that's what you have to do sometimes," Tsuna laughed nervously down the phone.

"Well...ok, I will inform you of what you need to do when you get here, goodbye Tsunayoshi." The phone hung up and Tsuna turned the poster right around, the man hadn't lied, there was a map. He rubbed his left arm quickly and then head off to his new job.


Tsuna had finally arrived, shivering and cursing about the cold, but that was all forgotten when his eyes laid upon his new workplace. In front of him stood a huge iron gate that was positioned in between two huge walls decorated with wall flowers, and roses. Behind the gates stood the biggest house Tsuna had ever seen. His mouth dropped open a little as he took in his surroundings. After finishing staring in wonderment Tsuna wondered how the hell he was going to get in. He noted a little radio communicator on the right side of the gate and moved towards it. His finger pressed the button, and he waited until someone answered.

"Who is it?" a voice asked that sounded very familiar to the one he had spoken to earlier.

"My name Tsunayoshi Sawada, I came here after I applied for the job earlier," he spoke nervously down the intercom.

"Ah, Tsunayoshi, you're here, wait a second I'll open the gates, and I'll come greet you," the voice replied.

The gates creaked open and Tsuna stepped nervously inside the grounds, everywhere he could see had an elegant water feature, or plenty of different sorts of plants. He walked closer towards the house, slowly, taking nervous step after nervous step.

"Tsunayoshi!" a voice yelled, and he turned towards the voice. He gasped a little when he saw the attractive man wearing a very smart uniform, he had golden hair that reminded Tsuna of his own, and his face was sculpted to perfection that every woman who laid eyes on him would swoon. When the man finally made it over, he paused for a second studying Tsuna, which made the young teen blush. Tsuna watched as the man had a small smile painted over that god like mouth of his.

"You must be Giotto-san," the small teen spoke softly, his cheeks stained a little with the colour red.

"Yes I am, it's very nice to meet you," the man replied, a large hand held out for Tsuna to shake. Tsuna returned the gesture and placed his small hand inside the bigger one, blushing a little from contact.

"You seem very young Tsunayoshi, how old are you? You do know you have to be at least 16 to have this job," the man exclaimed, and Tsuna nodded frantically.

"I am 16 sir!" he squeaked, and he bowed his head a little.

"I see you just seem very young that's all, Tsunayoshi...I don't know if this seems a little rude or not...but are you a girl or a boy?" Tsuna felt his jaw slam open, and he gawped.

"I-I-I'm a boy! Sir!" Tsuna stuttered, his face flushing with embarrassment.

"Eheheh...yer sorry," the man laughed nervously, slowly patting the boy on the shoulder.

"No...It's ok," the small teen replied quietly, his head still hung low, his starfish mop hiding his burning red face.

"Well...let's get started," the man clapped his hands together getting Tsuna's attention, "Ok if you follow me we will go get your uniform and I'll give you a list of what you have to do and where you'll be staying."

"Ok," Tsuna nodded and followed closely behind the taller blonde.

They passed more interesting sculptures, and Tsuna's eyes travelled back and fourth in astonishment, that's until something else came into focus. His eyes seemed to zoom onto someone who was reading peacefully under a tree. He had silver hair, and his glasses perched on the bridge of his nose while his emerald eyes flickered a little with emotion. Tsuna watched bewildered, a little by the fact that he had seen another beautiful face, but also because something about the silver haired boy was so foreign, but same could be said for Giotto on the other hand.

"Giotto-san, if you don't mind me asking...who's that?" Tsuna asked the man in front of him who then did a 90 degrees turn to look at where the teen was pointing.

"Oh that's Master Gokudera," Giotto told him and then tapped him lightly on the shoulder to get the boy's attention, "Hey Tsuna be careful around him ok, he's a bit weary and a little mean to people he doesn't know, he also can get pretty jealous."

"I see," Tsuna's head bobbed up and down a little, yet his eyes still focused straight onto the boy. It wasn't until the other male looked up from his book and scowled straight at Tsuna that the brunet turned away his gaze and ran after Giotto.

"Ehehe...I told you, but he is nice."

"He seemed scary to me," Tsuna murmured.

"Scary? If you want to meet scary then there are the other Masters of the house to meet first," Giotto chuckled, and chuckled even more when he saw the boy shudder.

They finally came to a side of the mansion that had a small entrance way.

"This is the entrance to the servant headquarters," Giotto explained, while opening the door to let them both in.

"Yo! Giotto your back, is the new recruit here yet?" a friendly voice yelled, and Tsuna peeked from behind Giotto's back to spot a very tall Asian boy, who had short black hair and comforting chocolate eyes.

The tall boy noticed Tsuna and swerved straight around Giotto to get a better look.

"Hey there, wow Giotto he's such a cutie!" the friendly guy laughed loudly, and Tsuna blushed at the compliment.

"I'm Takeshi Yamamoto by the way," he grinned widely, slinging an arm around Tsuna's neck making the smaller boy stiffen for a while.

"I'm T-Tsunayoshi Sawada," Tsuna stuttered, the red mist attacked at his cheeks again; "You can call me Tsuna if you wish though Yamamoto-kun."

"Tsuna don't be so formal, call me Takeshi, were gonna be the best of pals I know it!" the taller guy giggled happily making Tsuna blush even more.

"So how old are you Tsuna?" Takeshi asked excitedly, looking down into the honey hues.

"I'm 16," Tsuna answered nervously in reply.

"HEY! Same!" Takeshi said loudly, smiling even more.

"TO THE EXTREME! Giotto who's the recruit?" another voice answered and Tsuna jerked his head over towards the new arrival. Another male, not as tall as the one who had his hand around his neck so far, but still quite tall compared to Tsuna, was stood close by. Looking at Tsuna eagerly, Tsuna blushed a little, but then looked up again to acknowledge the others features in more detail. This guy had very short gray hair, tanned skin, and a plaster sat above his eye.

But before Giotto could answer the other male's question, Takeshi cut in.

"This is Tsuna Sawada, ain't he cute?" Takeshi declared loudly, and Tsuna gave Giotto a 'save me' look, which only was greeted with a smirk.

"Oni-chan! Takeshi-kun! Let the poor boy breathe," Tsuna heard yet another voice, however this one belonged to a female. When Tsuna's eyes met the girl's, his face lit up. An adorable smile, complete with a petit frame stood in the doorway. She had light red hair, its style was a little longer than a bob, and she was dressed in a maid's uniform.

"Hello there Tsuna-kun, my name is Kyoko," the girl greeted him politely, and Tsuna immediately bowed, much to Giotto's amusement.

"Hello my name is Tsunayoshi," the teen mumbled, his face burning up.

"She already knows silly," Tsuna heard Giotto say with a laugh, and looked away a little flustered.

"Well Tsuna these are some of your work colleagues, minus Chrome and Fran, in fact where are they?" Giotto questioned, raising an eyebrow at their absence.

"Oh!" Kyoko spoke, her finger pointing up in the air in a sort of 'I remember now' pose, "Well Chrome is with Master Mukuro, and Fran is with Master Belphegor, they are taking part in target practice, Belphegor insisted, I'm a little worried though, he had knives," Kyoko went onto to explain and at the word 'knives' Tsuna gulped. What had he gotten himself into?

As Tsuna stood and pondered he didn't notice Giotto nudging him, a uniform in his arms.

"Tsunayoshi! Listen to me now," the man spoke in a scolding tone, and in return Tsuna jump slightly, and nodded frantically which was a tad unnecessary.

"Tsuna, your room is..." Giotto travelled out of the kitchen/dining room he had met the other's in to bring him into a long hallway, "Your room is the one right on the end." Giotto pointed and Tsuna took note.

"Now go and get changed and meet me back where we have just been ok," Giotto said before pushing the boy a little down the hallway. Tsuna opened the door to his room, and peeked inside. His mouth flew open again, the room was so large compared to the one he had at home. It had a rather large single, accompanied with a bed side table with lamp; there was also a large dresser in his room, and a set of drawers. Tsuna entered and closed the door behind him. With the door firmly shut he lifted his shirt over his head, but froze when he felt a presence of another in his room.

"Oya Oya...why did you stop?" Tsuna held a playful moan and twisted around to be met with a tall teen, who seemed a little older than him but not much, but what was weird about this boy was his condescending smirk, his strikingly handsome persona but most of all were his eyes. One was the colour of a deep pool in the ocean, and the other was...crimson almost as red as blood.

"W-Who are you?" Tsuna spluttered slightly, pulling his shirt quickly back over his head.

"I assume you're the newest butler," the heterochromatic eyed teen stated, his hands behind his back as he circled Tsuna, studying him from head to toe, "You're like a bunny, kufufufufufufu."

"Huh?" Tsuna gasped a little, frowning a little at his last statement.

"Your pretty brave accepting a job here," the teen continued still circling Tsuna.

"Why is that?" the boy enquired, staring sharply at the boy who was staring at him like he was a piece of meat.

"Because your masters that you serve are very dangerous men," the other answered, licking his lips a little as he zoomed in on the small teen.

"Are you one of the master's of the house?" Tsuna spoke softly, trying to fight back a blush that wanted to take over his cheeks because of the small space that now came between himself and the other.

"Why yes, I am Master Mukuro," the teen smirked.

"Then I will..." You're their servant now Tsuna, "I'll serve you my Master."

Tsuna bowed politely, and heard that chuckle again.

He glanced up and noticed the bi-coloured orbs boring into him, his face flushing with a dark rose colour.

"You're interesting; normally people would squirm when they see me, or run away, yet here you are saying you'll serve me...now is that in anyway I want?" Tsuna tried hard not to shudder as he watched the other graphically lick his lips.

"Umm...I'm not sure what you mean my Master," the boy uttered.

"Well never mind, anyways I have to return back to Chrome now, she'll have wondered where I have gone to...we'll meet again soon little bunny, I'll have lots of orders for you then," and with a wide grin the other teen evaporated into thin air. Tsuna gawked; did that boy really just vanish? He flicked himself in the forehead to see if he was dreaming, well thanks to the slight pain that graced his forehead he acknowledged that was not the case.

"Tsunayoshi, are you done yet?" a voice asked, sounding a bit impatient. It was Giotto.

"Ah! Umm...Giotto-san...no...5 more minutes!" he squeaked.

"What are you doing putting on your make-up?" the man snickered, but his annoyed tone still remained. Tsuna quickly pulled down his jeans and climbed into the new tailored black trousers. In a rush he stumbled over hitting the floor with a sharp bang.

"What was that?" the man questioned from the other side of the door and Tsuna broke out into panicky laughter.

"It was nothing Giotto-san," the boy replied.

"Tsunayoshi what is taking you so long, that's it I'm coming in," Tsuna heard this and made a mad dash for the door, his shirt off, and his trousers hanging loosely on his small hips.

"Wait! I'll be ready soon, please wait," he then let out a loud shriek as he hit the floor again, his trousers this time being the cause.

The door opened and Tsuna's large eyes widened, the blonde in front of him looked equally shocked.

"What are you doing on the floor?" he asked, his eyes hitting the others.

"I umm..."

"And why aren't you...dressed...yet?" the man said while his eyes trailed lazily over Tsuna, who was now on all fours. His shirt off, his trousers half way down his knees showing off a pair of brightly coloured boxers.

"Well...ano...that's it...one of the masters was in here!" Tsuna stated, through mumbles.

"A master?" the man replied rising a perfect eyebrow.

"Yes...his name was...Mukuro," Tsuna said, sitting back to try and buckle up his trousers.

"Mukuro?"

"Yes...is that bad? I was polite to him I promise...but get this he evaporated into thin air!" Tsuna squeaked, his hand travelling behind him so he could find the shirt and still look at Giotto.

"I see," the man finished and moved over towards him, holding out a hand so the boy could get back up. Tsuna looked at it hesitantly but grabbed it, and then made his way back up to the world of the standing.

He quickly buttoned up his shirt, his fingers stumbling over the buttons a little. And as he headed for the doorway his arm was caught and he was brought back.

"G-Giotto-san?" the teen squeaked, a little startled as the man pulled him back to look straight at him.

"Tsunayoshi you forget your bowtie," he enlightened Tsuna, it placed between his fingers, his fingers then bringing it down into Tsuna's palm. Tsuna stared at it for a while, hummed a little trying to work out how to put it on, and stared at like it was going to just tie it's self.

"Tsunayoshi, you do know how to put on a bow tie right?" the older of the two questioned, another perfect eyebrow raised.

"Ehehehe..." Tsuna sighed, and looked away dejectedly, "Would I sound stupid if I said no Sir?"

"A little yes," the man chuckled a little, and Tsuna blushed furiously.

"Here let me help you," the man smiled, "Right first lift up your collar, now you wrap it around...and now you..."

Tsuna listened intently as the man instructed him so more, and soon his bow tie was complete, however it looked nothing like the one the neat man in front of him was wearing.

"Do you want me to just do it for you?" the man tittered, and Tsuna nodded ashamed.

He felt the hands come around his neck, and his cheeks flushed a little.

"So...Tsunayoshi...why did you apply for the job?" the man asked, continuing to tie the accessory around the boy's neck.

"Money."

"A reasonable choice, most people do don't they? If you don't mind me asking, what's the money for?" the man commented still concentrating on the boy's neck piece.

"My family."

"Family? Surprising, so not for yourself?"

"I don't need the money for myself, I need it to support Mama, my brother, and my sister," Tsuna spoke softly.

"I see...well all done," the man let go and walked Tsuna over to the mirror that took its claim in the room, "See perfect and neat like mine."

"Thanks Giotto-san," the boy beamed, and Giotto glanced away quickly, making Tsuna wonder if he had done anything wrong.

The man hastily turned around though to face him, that serious face taking over once again.

"This way Tsuna, back to the quarters, and then I'll tell you about what you have to do and who you have to serve," the man explained and Tsuna followed him speedily to the area he had first entered.


"So this one is the one I saw outside who scowled at me?" Tsuna asked pointing down to a picture of Hayato Gokudera. Giotto nodded a little.

"Now who's this?" Tsuna asked picking up a picture of a glaring boy, pointing to his face. His face blushing, by how attractive he was...scratch that all these men's photos that were laid in front of him were extremely appealing.

"That's Master Hibari," Giotto informed him, "Tsuna there's names on the bottom, read them."

"Ah sorry, wow so many people live here Sir!" Tsuna declared, noticing the incredible amount of pictures laid in front of him on the table.

"You are quite right, but you do not have to serve all of them," Giotto stated, grouping certain pictures together.

"This group here aren't your main priority unless they ask you to serve them, then you do as you are told," the man explained and Tsuna nodded noting all the names. G, he looked an awful lot like that boy he saw in the garden except he had red hair, Alaude, he reminded him of the picture he had just picked up a minute ago except this man was older and blond, Daemon, this man reminded him of the pervert Mukuro that had entered his bedroom earlier and the aura that came off this man made Tsuna want to run a mile, and finally Lampo, a younger looking teen with bright green hair.

"And why don't I have to deal with those four?" he asked Giotto who leant back on his chair a little.

"Because they're my problem," he exhaled and Tsuna giggled a little catching the blonde haired man off guard.

"They don't seem too bad...well maybe except for these two," Tsuna picked up the picture of the platinum blond and the blunette.

"Ah those two, Alaude is harsh but not a bad guy, him on the other hand I would say stay away, he's a nasty piece of work," he said pointing to the picture of Daemon, his mouth twisting slightly in disgust.

"Ok," Tsuna took a mental note.

"So who do I have to serve in particular?" Tsuna questioned, resting his small head on his hands, his jacket sleeves pushed up to display his slender naked arms.

Giotto moved over and picked up picture after picture, Tsuna trying to eye them before they could be explained but it seemed too difficult at the speed Giotto was swiping them.

A photo turned around in each finger like creatively placed knives were displayed to Tsuna.

Gokudera, Hibari, Xanus and Reborn. They all looked equally scowl as well as handsome. Except the one to the far right, for a start the boy couldn't see his eyes because of the fedora hat tilted over them and unlike the others he was smiling, well smiling was a contradiction, he was actually smirking. Just by looking as picture made the boy shudder.

"So these are the men I am to serve?"

"Yes Tsunayoshi but Yamamoto will also serve them if you are occupied, Kyoko and Ryohei mainly serve Master Lambo, Mistress I-pin, Master Fon, Master Colonnello, Chrome serves Master Mukuro, Mistress Luce, Mistress Lal Mirch, Master Verde and Master Skull, and finally Fran serves mainly the Varia members however you're the one the lucky one that get's to serve their boss," the man stated, nonetheless the 'lucky' part of his statement sounded the exact opposite.

"Now I'm going to tell you now Tsunayoshi," he crossed his legs and leaned forward, "The place where you have chosen to work have very dangerous men, and will likely have weapons as well as incredibly large violent streaks, so I want to you to be extremely careful and don't by any words panic over the fact they have weapons, you understand?"

"Yes sir!"

"So formal...well we all meet back here at 10 and eat, then go to sleep in our assigned rooms, however if your master wants anything they'll ring you and you must answer, at all costs, you understand?"

"Yes sir!"

"Good boy," he smiled warmly before patting the starfish on the head gently, making the smaller of the two blush heavily.

"So let's get you to work, I have informed your current masters of your presence, and I've assigned Takeshi to show you the ropes, isn't that right Takeshi?" Giotto said loudly and a smiley face appeared from out of nowhere.

"Ma ma, this should be fun," the cheerful tall boy exclaimed, grabbing Tsuna by the arms and pulling him off in another direction. As Giotto watched them go, he sighed, a long sigh at that. I hope that kid is going to be ok, he thought to himself, brushing a hand through his spiky hair and getting up to carry on with his duties.


"You got this place memorized yet Tsuna?" the tall boy asked, his arm still slung around the petite cute teen. Tsuna glanced up at him with his honey orbs and nodded in appreciation.

"Yes thank you Yamamoto-kun, your very good at this," the boy smiled back happily, making the other one blush heavily at the sight of his adorable smile.

"I said call me Takeshi Tsuna!" the other boy announced and Tsuna apologised frantically much to the other's surprise.

"Don't panic Tsuna, people might see you, and they'll want to eat you alive," Yamamoto declared with a laugh making Tsuna gulp loudly.

"O-Ok Yamamoto-kun."

"Takeshi."

"Sorry Yama—I mean Takeshi."

"Ah that reminds me!" Takeshi suddenly shouted making the miniature teen jump out of his skin. Takeshi's mouth twisted in concentration as he dug deeper into his pocket and brought out a small device.

"Tsuna this should show you who wants you, and is also a tracking device!" Takeshi stated happily, "See it beeps and shows you who wants you, you then press that weird button thingy in the middle and it'll point directions of where to find them!"

This is a stalker's dream tool; the boy said to himself in his head but took the device from Takeshi.

Beep! Beep! Tsuna's eyes widened and he looked down at the device in his hands. Takeshi giggled a little and leaned forward.

"Well it seems that you have Hibari as your first job, I wish you luck Tsuna, see you at the end of the day," Takeshi said before making a dash down the hall, leaving Tsuna's lips quivering on the statement 'I wish you luck Tsuna'. I mean seriously what did he mean by that?

Tsuna pressed the button in the middle and began to follow the directions like Takeshi had told him. He passed through a huge hallway, that then took him to another equally huge hallway, and then to another. Wow this place is huge, Tsuna thought to himself as he went down floor after floor, and finally into the open air. He halted when he noticed the tracker had stopped and he gazed back in fourth to find the other male. He was no where.

"Herbivore you are late."

Tsuna's body jerked a little as he heard an icy voice slice through his back. When he turned around he was greeted by a taller male, whose image was exactly like his photograph. He was scowling, just like his picture, and his eyes which were a beautiful silver colour, glared at him. But what was the scariest thing about the boy was the tonfas in his hands.

"I am sorry sir," the boy quickly apologized in the most polite manner possible, bowing as well.

"Master."

"Huh?"

"You shall call me Master when you address me," the dark haired lad declared, poking the other lightly in the chest with his tonfa.

"Yes master."

"Good, I can see you are polite but still being late is unacceptable."

"I am sorry Master, I have only arrived today," Tsuna reassured him but it didn't seem to get through to the 18 year old male whose main objective was to glare at the boy with his freezing cold gaze.

"And you think that will get you out of it? You are wrong herbivore."

"Sorry Master."

"I should bite you to death, but however if you complete the task I wish for you to carry out then I shall spare you."

"What is the task Master?" Tsuna asked politely his head still bowed over, and he was trembling a little with fear.

"I want you to give this a bath," he stated and brought out a cute fluffy chick.

"Awww he's so cute what is his name?" Tsuna's subconscious took over as he fawned over the cute little bird that flew over and sat in his starfish mop.

"That isn't of any concern herbivore, and if you speak in that manner again I might have to bite you to death," the prefect said, and the smaller boy cringed and bowed over again.

"Good herbivore, now before you go away what is your name?"

"Tsunayoshi Sawada, Master," Tsuna said barely audible as his head was hidden in his chest.

"What?" the other asked and heard a small mumble again. Tsuna squeaked much to the other's amusement when a tonfa was placed firmly under Tsuna's small jaw, lifting his head up in full view of the frightening but sexy male.

"T-Tsunayoshi Sawada, Master!" the smaller boy cried out, trembling almost everywhere now.

"I see, you seem awful young Herbivore, how old are you?" Hibari asked the tonfa still pressed tightly under Tsuna's jaw line.

"16. Master," Tsuna spoke his voice wavering a little.

"16...I thought you were about 12 herbivore," Hibari explained before smirking as he watched the other scowl a little.

"Well I'm not Master."

"I see, well now run along Herbivore and go give Hibird a bath, and return him to me as soon as possible, when he is clean please come to my room, but do not enter without my permission," the 18 year old explained, releasing the tonfa from under the neck of the smaller teen.

"Yes."

"Yes...what?" Hibari snapped his tonfa pointing straight into Tsuna's face making the boy let out a quiet squeak.

"Yes Master!"

"Good boy, later herbivore," he finished removing the tonfa and striding back towards the house. Tsuna shuddered violently, and exhaled in relief. The little bird still on his head tweeted loudly before flying into Tsuna's cupped hands.

"You're so cute compared to your master," Tsuna giggled as the bird nuzzled his fingertips, he then glanced around to check if nobody was watching, when he decided he was well and truly alone he brought the bird up to his face and nuzzled the bird with his small nose. "Awww you're just too cute!"

The bird blinked at him but then tweeted happily.

"Now, let's go get you cleaned so our master isn't stroppy!" Tsuna announced and walked off in search of water with the little bird still in his cupped hands.


"Have you seen him yet? Kora."

"Seen whom?"

"The cute kid who I assume is the new butler that the house was looking for," the blonde haired man stated, jumping off his perch as he walked over to the other who was sitting on a swivel chair that was pushed up to a desk. The other flicked up his hat and spun round on his chair to face the other.

"Do you know who he's serving yet?" the dark haired man asked, his black irises peering into the blue ones.

"Not me sadly enough," the blonde haired man pouted, crossing his arms like a grumpy little kid making the other one chuckle. But he perked up when he heard a voice, even though you could hardly hear it, coming from outside. He raced up to the window and peeked out.

"Hey Reborn! Hey! Hey! Reborn! He's here now, come check it out,kora" the tall blonde haired man said excitedly, ushering the man over.

"I doubt he's that cute."

"Dude he is, come check it out, come one!"

The tall dark haired fedora wearing 24 year old grumbled but gave in, gradually walking over to his window where his companion Colonnello was staring out joyfully.

As he reached the window, he followed to where his friend's finger was pointing.

Sat on his knees, with his jacket folded neatly beside him, his sleeves pushed up to the elbows and his hands in a bucket of water, was an adorable teenager. Reborn watched as the teen smiled blissfully and giggled merrily when the little yellow fluff ball splashed him with water.

Colonnello opened the window so the two could listen to his melodic giggles.

"Hey! Be careful Hibird, Giotto-san might scold me if I get my uniform wet, and anyway it's making me cold" the petite boy scolded the fluffy bird but then tittered happily.

The other two watched, memorised by the bright smile presented on the boy's darling face.

"I want him," he heard the blonde moan.

"Well he's not yours is he, it looks like he's a servant of Hibari's," the fedora wearing man muttered, still captivated in the boy's smile and those huge caramel coloured ovals.

"Yer but the kid will serve more than one person remember!" the blonde reminded his fedora wearing friend.

"Yes I know that, but it doesn't look like he's serving either of u—

Beep. Reborn tilted his head as his staring session was currently interrupted by his computer beeping loudly about a new email. He grumbled to himself but made his way over to the computer that sat on his desk.

"What's it say?" he heard the blonde say but noted that it was muffled slightly from the fact he had his back turned to still stare out of the window. Reborn clicked the message up and skimmed it with his eyes. A wide smirk then took over his face.

"That I have a new servant," the man beamed.

"You lucky son of a bitch!"

"Eheheh...so his number for the transmitter is..."

"HEY GIMME HIS NUMBER!Kora." the blonde begged eagerly, and Reborn in reply just shook his head.

"Too bad Colonnello, looks like I'm the lucky one again," he sniggered as he deleted the message, and entered the number into his transmitter before the other male could see it.

"You are such a bastard Reborn."

"Heh...a bastard that get's a brand new play thing, jealous?" the man winked removing himself from the chair and sitting back onto his desk.

"What should I get him to do first?" Reborn said out loud, tapping his fingers against the calling device.

"Just make sure it's nothing perverted!Kora!" the other warned him and in reply was issued a booming laugh.

"And what makes you think what I'm going to do to him is pervy?" the fedora wearing man grinned widely.

"Because you've got that grin you have that makes me think your undressing something with your eyes, you perv," the other snapped, and the man just shook his head in amusement.

"I don't have a clue what you are on about my dear friend, but wouldn't you want to do the same?" he cooed playfully and the other man blushed in return.

"I have no idea what you are on about?" the other protested, his cheeks flaring up.

"Oh come now, you were the one who said he was cute and made me check him out at the window," Reborn went onto say and the other man's cheeks reddened some more.

"I hate you Reborn," he grumbled and strode out, hiding his blushing face with his large hands.

"Ciao Ciao my dear friend, I love you too... now..." he glanced down at the transmitter and then at the boy who was outside still bathing the little chick, "How should I play with you?"


A/N: Ok this idea popped up in my head, I thought hmmm I quite like this idea, the idea of Tsuna being a butler or a servant. Well initially I had an idea of Tsuna basically being a cleaner and everyone picks on him even though they basically want him so bad. But then again I thought where could Tsuna clean? I thought to start off with dorms, and then I my friend was mentioning Black Butler to me on MSN, because I brought her the DVD for Christmas of the second season, and she's opened it already the spanner, I mean she was supposed to wait till Christmas how annoying but anyways so she was talking about Sebby and stuff and I immediately thought 'yes my lord' and then butlers. So this idea popped up. I also had the idea that Tsuna has to cater for incredibly rich douche bags ;) incredibly rich hot douche bags. So I thought hmm I'll make it all/27, with Tsuna being his Uke self .

And anyways I like the idea of multiple people pining after the cute Tsuna-fish. Oh and if your wondering about the *cough* missing characters so far, they shall get introduced later. This includes the Shimon group and also the Milifore. Oh and don't you think Giotto would make such a hot butler, me thinks so! X3 I think he would make a drool worthy butler.

I apologise if my story makes you want to grab the sharpest thing you have and stab me repeatedly with it, I'm sorry if you think the characters are possibly too OCC. I didn't mean to. I would appreciate it if you reviewed, like really appreciated it, reviews make me smile, well if there nice anyways XD, but if you wish not then it's your choice I'm not going to come out of your computer screen and smack you over the head with a prittstick that at the moment is by my side. :3 So yer...please review and you'll have a happy author. And I hope you enjoyed the first chapter, sorry if it's really long and some of the characters you like haven't entered yet, they will appear soon as possible when I feel the strength to write the next chapter. Which reminds me gotta write the next chapter for Guardians...god I'm lazy.