This is my way of smashing down my writers' block. Or just for fun, you know…hehe. Pointless, so be warned.

Will mostly revolve around Zim, Dib or both. Some are AU. Some will revolve around too-used plots.

Some ZaDr, ZaDf, etc. The works. Flames will be used to build the ZaDr fire. XD…

1. Tangled

"Ugh!" Zim grunted, trying to get the knots out of his wig before Skool. GIR had put it in a blender, so it would stick out, and his disguise machine was also broken by the little robot. "Stop. Being. Tangled! Zim commands it!" He tried pulling on it some more, when GIR walked in with a pink Barbie comb. "Here, Master. It's supposed to help." He sticks the comb in the wig and yanks down. "Gah! This is not working."

"Zim, you look like a girl." Dib said quietly from behind him.

"Zim is no gi-how did you get in my base?"

2. Noise

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A six-year-old Dib shot upright in his dark blue bed. He hugged the blankets close.

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He looked around fearfully, knowing full well there are monsters out there.

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It was coming from outside his window. Dib shivered.

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His window opened. "Hel-lo, Dib-child."

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3. Dirt

Zim sat under the shade of a rare tree, basking in the warm glow of a spring day.

He traced patterns on the ground below him with a sharp claw. Zim never had time to himself, and it was very peaceful.

Maybe this isn't such a bad planet, after all.

"…"

Who am I kidding? Yeah, it is.

4. Found

He had been lost.

His entire race had abandoned him. On Earth.

For the first time since he was a smeet, he was scared.

Without thinking, an undisguised Zim ran from his home, through town, leaving an exploding base behind him. GIR, Minimoose, they were both gone. He was alone.

And so he sat. Huddled in the corner of an alleyway, shivering, and murmuring to himself. "I am Zim…"

He was hidden away for what seemed like years to Zim, but was only a week for a suspicious Dib. Dib knew that Zim was up to something horrible, to be gone that long. Why? Because it only took Zim about a day to build a device that could suck all the water off the planet.

He went to look for the lost alien.

"I am Zim…"

He found the alien behind some garbage cans, crying, shaking.

Dib felt unimaginable pity for the poor creature, and took him home.

5. Poor Reactions

Poke. "Stop it."

Poke. "Dib-thing."

Poke. Zim leans into Dib's face and hisses inhumanly. "If you do that one more time, I swear by my Tallests that I will destroy you."

Poke.

Eye twitch.

"Dib…"

There was something about the feel of the teen's finger on his bare cheek, the only skin that wasn't covered. It felt kind of…nice.

Dib pulled his hand away and stared.

"Zim, I just smeared acid on your face, why aren't you melting?"

Zim scowled. "Stupid Dib. Don't touch me again."

Should any of these be made into one shots? Did I do anything wrong?

Should I stop posting these?