Yeah this is my first soul eater fan fic and I'm pretty sure I'm the first one to make a yaoi of hiro, any way I don't own soul eater wish I did though so again no law suits oh and merry Christmas yay!

Ah yes meet hiro,

Young, kind, a push over, gets a huge ego when given too much power,

But there's another side of him that others don't seem to see.

Big blue green eye's that just look's ever so innocent, soft silky blond hair, frail pale skin that could get easily bruised, is so innocent you could talk him into doing anything, a frail skinny body and a nice round plump ass.

Yes everyone was too busy ordering hiro around just to stop and get a good look at him and maybe claim him before others do but no they was just ignoring it, ah ignorance is bliss no?

"hay maka, soul, you guy's thirsty?" hiro said with a arm full of things food, snacks, drinks the usual "no thanks hiro, but you should stop people from abusing your kindness like this it's not right" but of course soul and maka noticed "what do you mean?" black star and tsubaki made their way to hiro and yes they noticed as well.

"She's right hiro you should stop this now before it becomes out of hand" tsubaki, bless her soul, was worried that someone might get the idea to... Do something unspeakable to hiro and won't let him say no "you worry too much! Oh black star you thirsty? I think I bought too much" black star nodded and stole a soda from the bag hiro was holding "thanks" he mumbled as hiro walked away ignorant as ever.

"Hey star? You ok you've been quiet for a while there, that's not normal you sick?" soul said coolly "hmm… that's not good" tsubaki said "what do you mean?" maka asked as black star was watching hiro walking and sipping on his mountain dew instead of gulping it like usual "well black star is only quiet when something big is about to happen and he doesn't know how to handle it, and the way he's staring at hiro I say it revolves around the blond" tsubaki pointed out.

"Tsubaki lets go... We have some investigating to do" black star for the first time that day disappeared like an actual ninja "what the fuck! Where did he go!" soul said looking around only to see tsubaki gone as well "the hell?" soul started to freak out.

*in shibusen (lord death's office)*

"I see, so you've caught the cursed demon sword?" as spirit nodded, lord death sipped on his green tea "that's wonderful bring him here"

"Are you sure about that? He's pretty dangerous and has one hell of a smart mouth, I think we should leave him in his jail cell to ro-OW!" spirit was holding his smoking head after the reaper chop he received "spirit I said bring him here I don't remember asking for YOUR smart mouth" spirit got up shakily "o-ok, bring him in!".

Sid came in with a male who seemed at the age of 15 he was up to spirits chest in the height department, he had slightly pail white skin, dark purple hair, narrow light purple eye's, he wore black baggy pants like black star's and a tight sleeveless white turtle neck, he had a black wing as a tattoo on his arm and bandages covered his hands.

"So you're the cursed demon sword?" lord death asked

"Yeah and I have a name"

"So what is your name?"

"My name is kano"

"I see that's a very nice name you have" lord death started to snicker

"What's so funny?"

"Its funny cause I didn't expect you to be so young"

"And I didn't expect you to be so ugly"

"Reaper chop!" lord death chopped poor Kano

"Ow! Son of a bitch-OW!" that earned kano another blow to the head

"Watch your mouth when you're in my presence" lord death said irritation on his face.

"I told you! The kid has a big m-OW!" spirit got a blow to the head as well

"I don't remember asking you to speak" reaper said now pissed off "any way I've decided to go easy on you Kano because I'm in a good mood today so you are going to be enrolled here in dwma academy"

"As long as my partner is cute I don't give a sh-OK! I'm sorry please don't hit me!" kano held his hands up fearing for his life as lord death held his giant hand "your walking on thin ice kid, now like I was saying your now enrolled in dwma academy and the partner we choose for you, you will live him or her got it?" lord death heard no response "good now spirit do you know any student that's available?" spirit nodded "yeah that hiro kid I got his profile on me too just in case you was going to do this" spirit handed kano a folder with hiro's picture on it "well, this won't be so bad" kano licked his lips with lust in his eyes "I have a feeling we are going to regret this" spirit whispered to lord death "I sadly agree with you" and with that the two shadows disappeared back into the shadows to tell they're friends.

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"yahoo! We are awesome tsubaki! They didn't even suspect us there!" black star and tsubaki was walking back to the cafeteria to tell their friends the good news "hay tsubaki can I ask you something?" tsubaki looked at her meister.

"Sure go ahead black star"

"That kano guy, hiro's new partner, the look in his eye when he saw hiro's picture was pretty weird right?"

"Yes your right it almost looked like…"

"Lust…."

(Insert exchange of looks and scared excretion here)

"Holy shit! We got to go tell hiro and the others! Quickly!"

"For once I agree with you black star!"

Black star and tsubaki was now sprinting toward the lunchroom to tell their friends that they need to protect hiro at all cost because they have a new enemy.

Worst then a drunk medusa and arachnophobia pissed out of their minds.

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"You guys!" black star and tsubaki dived nearly dived at the table (well tsubaki hopped in the seat but of course black star dived on the table and of course got a lot of attention) "damn it black star get down! Everyone is staring!" maka whispered harshly "but it's an emergency!" black star said "ok fine but just get down" black star jumped down and huddled up with his friends".

"Ok what's the big emergency black star?" maka asked

"You know hiro?"

"Hiro the push over or hiro the gullible?" soul asked

"Hiro the push over duh! You know the one with cute green eyes?"

"Did you just say his eyes were cute?" Liz asked

"Never mind that! He's in trouble"

"How so?" kid asked

"If I tell you will you be willing to help?"

"Yes" every one answered

"Ok... You see hiro me and tsubaki was spying on lord death"

"What? And you guys were UN noticed? Your lying" maka said in disbelief

"Yeah I highly doubt you can do that with that mouth of yours" soul added

"Will you guys just listen?" black star yelled

"Ok calm down now continue" Kidd said

"Any way hiro is apparently going to be paired up with a cured demon weapon named kano" black star said

"Why should we be worried? We should celebrate for him right?" patty asked

"I know… but his new partner is a pervert and I'm afraid he's going to go after poor little hiro"

Every one paled

"No way is he touching hiro! I will not allow that symmetrical and pure boy becomes tainted!" Kidd yelled

"Poor hiro! I won't allow any one else's to bully poor hiro into something he doesn't want to do! Right soul!" soul nodded in agreement

"Alright so it's settled we are now the hiro protection squad!" patty said

"Patty that's too far we are not going to become a group ok? We are just going to be good friends and protect hiro nothing more ok?" Kidd said looking at patty like she was a nut (when in truth she is)

"Ok! Every one moves out during class!"

YES! I got this done before Christmas! I'm finally done with the first chapter! Yahoo! Anyway merry Christmas ever one! Enjoy my little gift!