Emily-Jiffy

JJ-Spill

Jared(prison inmate)-Shanky

JJ walked into the bullpen to see Reid and Garcia sitting at his desk, chatting. Emily was nowhere to be seen. For now, that was good.

JJ sighed and dropped a file in front of Reid.

"What's this?"

JJ smiled weakly. "I don't wanna do that one."

"Hey!"

Garcia and JJ both laughed at the upset doctor. Garcia quickly turned to JJ and frowned. "JJ, you've been down lately. What's wrong?"

"Nothing Pen. Just thinking."

"Of 'The time'?"

JJ nodded and smiled sadly. She saw Reid glancing from her to Garcia.

"What times?"

"Nothing Spence."

Reid frowned. "Come on! I never know anything!"

JJ rolled her eyes and sat down in Emily's chair. "Fine, but you can't tell anyone. Ok?"

He nodded and sat forward to eagerly listen. JJ crossed her arms over her chest, and leaned back in her chair as Garcia sat down on Reid's desk.

"Six years ago, I was in jail-"

"You were in jail!"

Garcia clamped her hand over Reid's mouth and smacked his head. "Ow!"

JJ leaned across Emily's desk and hit his forehead. "JJ!"

"Don't be so loud Spencer!"

He blushed and said sorry.

"Anyway," JJ began. "As I was saying, I was in jail on a false accusation, and so was Emily. We were there at the same jail, same time."

Reid nodded and JJ continued.

"Emily shared a cell with a man."

"That's allowed?"

JJ nodded. "Anyway, his name was Jared "Shanky" Jones. He and Emily flirted with one another for a long time before actually acting on anything. One night, I woke up and looked across the hallway to see Emily and Jared against the stone wall. They were naked, her legs wrapped around his waist and she was moaning like crazy and I whispered to them to shut up."

"Wow. Cranky JJ."

Garcia laughed. "She's always cranky in the morning."

JJ rolled her eyes and sighed. "Anyway, they looked my way and smiled. He let Emily down and she walked towards her cell bars. She whispered for me to come over. I told her the doors were locked and she shook her head and smiled. I realized my door was open and I walked over to her cell."

"Why was the door open?"

"Emily convinced the guard that she wanted him. And while feeling him up, she took his keys. When he fell asleep, her and Jared let everyone out. They stayed there to have sex, and I was asleep. So we were the only ones there, besides the guard."

"Wow."

Garcia smiled down at Reid. "I know. Em was a badass."

"Will you two stop interrupting?"

They nodded and she smiled. "Thank you. So when I got to the outside of her cell, she pulled me up against them and kissed me. When we broke apart, Jared slowly opened the door, both of them smiling at me. I went inside and sat down on the bed. Long story short, we had a threesome and they fell in love. The whole night, we called each other by our nicknames."

"Which were what?"

JJ smiled at Reid. "I'm Spill, Jared is Shanky and Emily is Jiffy."

At Reid confused face, JJ laughed and continued. "We were in the cafeteria one day, and I spilled my soup all over Emily's jumpsuit. Jared's is kind of obvious, and Emily would always get a muffin at breakfast."

Reid nodded and smiled. "JJ, look."

Garcia and JJ both turned towards the glass entrance doors and smiled. Emily was wearing the dress her boyfriend had bought her, and a huge smile on her face. Before she walked over to her desk, her boyfriend spun her around and kissed her. She pulled back and smiled at him.

They turned to see JJ sitting at her desk and smiled. "Hey Spill."

JJ smiled at Emily. "Morning Jiffy."

"Hey Spill."

JJ smiled again and stood up. "Hey. Nice to see you Shanky."