A/N: Hey guys, this chapter is not the AVPM chapter, but that is the next chapter. I'm already working on it, so it should be up soon. This chapter is spent remembering Butch!Kurt/Mellencamp Kurt. Oh, the good times in that episode. And, sorry about the delay in uploading, but its been a longer delay for my cross-over, which you should read if you've read Maximum Ride and Percy Jackson.
So, I know this chapter is shorter than the others, but I've already got a good chunk of the next chapter done so it will be up soon, or at least sooner than this one!
Disclaimer: If I owned Glee, Kurt and Blaine would have gotten together in 'Never Been Kissed', but they didn't, and, unfortunately, still haven't, so, I do NOT own Glee.
Now, on with the story
Kurt Hummel: Merry Christmas! I'm spending my day with my wonderful family, then with my also wonderful, beautiful boyfriend, Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter! . . . Jeez Blaine! That's a mouthful! But that doesn't make it any less true! :)
(Burt Hummel, Carole Hummel-Hudson and 20 others like this)
Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: Merry Christmas beautiful!
Will Schuester: Yay! The Kurt/Sam, Quinn/Blaine confusion is over!
Sam Evans: Yeah, Mr. Schue, me and Quinn are happy as ever. :)
Mercedes Jones: Merry Christmas Kurt!
Santana Lopez I have the best Christmas present for my secret santa. HE will love it at the expense of another.
Kurt Hummel: I'm glad we decided to have this party. Wait, Santana, who's your secret santa? This can't be good.
Santana Lopez: Why would I tell you? That would ruin all the fun.
Mercedes Jones: Your present is GREAT! Love the idea, he will LOVE it!
Kurt Hummel: WHO IS YOUR SECRET SANTA?
Santana Lopez: You know Mercedes, thinking about the present makes me remember why I didn't like you. Glad we're over that.
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Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: Loves his Secret Santa gift! Thank you Santana Lopez! :D
Kurt Hummel: This is scaring me. Blaine, tell me what she gave you.
Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: Okay Kurt, but let me just say, you wont like it.
Kurt Hummel: So I was right when I that it couldn't be good. I mean, when aren't I right?
Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: Yup, you were right. It's not good. It's GREAT!
Santana Lopez: *Evil laugh*
Santana Lopez to Kurt Hummel: Coach misses you in the Cherrios. And you know that means something for her to admit to missing someone.
Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: Kurt, what are Cherrios? BESIDES the breakfast cereal?
Kurt Hummel: Blaine-they are the cheer squad at McKinley. Santana- *Death glare* Why Santana, why? I put that behind me when transferring to Dalton, and I've been working very hard to forget that *shudder* uniform. At least my current uniform has some class.
Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: Kurt, you were a CHEERLEADER? :D Why didn't you tell me?
Sue Sylvester: Porcelain, just know that if you come back, you are welcome back on the Cheerios, because we can always use your voice to wow the judges. And who are you, Blaine?
Kurt Hummel: Coach, thank you so much, but I do not plan on coming back to McKinley. Blaine is my boyfriend.
Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: Uh huh. :)
Sue Sylvester: Take care of Porcelain, don't hurt him, he's been hurt enough already.
Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: I wouldn't think of it. Porcelain Kurt?
Kurt Hummel: It was better than Ladyface.
Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter uploaded an album: My Secret Santa Present
Kurt Hummel: Santana, I will hurt you
Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: But Kurt, I love it! Why would you want to ruin my fun?
Santana Lopez: Kurt, which picture are you referring to? Butch!Kurt, Cherrio Kurt, or Bad Romance Kurt? Personally, I know I loved Butch!Kurt.
Brittany Pierce: I did to! We had so much fun Kurtie! I'm so happy you wanted to tap this, and you weren't capital G gay for me!
Kurt Hummel: ALL OF THEM! *kills Santana* Love ya boo, nut this is who I am.
Santana Lopez: *can't be killed* Kurt, by the way, thanks for the gift. Loved it!
Kurt Hummel: *sends Santana death glares*
Tina Cohen-Chang- HAHA KURT! THOES PICTURES MADE ME ROFL SO HARD, looking back at them!
(Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez and 50 others like this)
Santana Lopez to Noah Puckerman: thanks for the present. We on for later?
Noah Puckerman: Why wouldn't we be?
Noah Puckerman: Kurt Hummel, remember when you were Mellencamp Kurt, and we all took pictures, and you wore flannels?
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Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: Can I see those pictures? Oh wait, I can look at them whenever I want, I HAVE COPIES! :D
Kurt Hummel: *sneering* How can I forget Puckerman? *shoots death glares at Blaine, Santana, and everyone who "liked" the status except for Britt*
Brittany Pierce: I had so much fun Kurtie, want to do it again?
Kurt Hummel: I think Blaine would be jealous, you know, with me making out with a girl and all.
Wes Adams: WAIT! KURT HUMMEL did MELLENCAMP? Where was I for this?
Mercedes Jones: It was AWFUL, having him like that, but the pictures are hilarious. Look at Blaine's secret santa album.
Quinn Fabray: You were at Dalton. This happened about 1 month before Regionals last year. It was a bad time for ND
David McGauchlin: Wes, where have we BEEN? They've bee talking about butch!kurt for over a week, and we don't find out until know? THOSE PICS ARE HILARIOUS!
Burt Hummel to Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: If anything serious happens with you and my son, use protection.
Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: Yes, sir, but I don't plan on having to do that. I love Kurt, and don't want to do anything too soon.
(Burt Hummel, Finn Hudson and 10 others like this)
Brittany Pierce: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?
Kurt Hummel: *facepalm* Yes, Britt, a burglar alarm.
Noah Puckerman: is being forced to think back to when his mohawk was shaved. Besides dating Mercedes Jones, those were horrible times for me. But, of course, we all know what wonderful times it was for Kurt Hummel! LOL
(Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang50 others like this)
Rachel Berry: I agree Puck. Bad times. That was when I had tonsillitis! It was terrible!
Kurt Hummel: I do NOT appreciate the shout-out Puckerman! It is NOT appreciated!
Matt Rutherford: Come on Kurt, even I know how GREAT that kurt was! You went from Cherrio's Kurt to Mellencamp Kurt in a matter of hours! And then we see you holding hands with Brittany in the hallway! That was a great week!
Mike Chang: MATT! Where have you been?
(Mercedes Jones and 15 others like this)
Matt Rutherford: Uh, busy with school, and getting used to life in my new town? Missed you guys too!
Mercedes Jones: We've all missed you too. Mike is the only quite one now, I think he gets lonely in it. And Puck, that was fun, until you started throwing kids in the dumpster again.
Brittany Pierce: I love the snow! It lets me have off from school!
(Santana Lopez, Artie Abrams and 59 others like this)
Kurt Hummel: Who doesn't love the snow?
Brittany Pierce: Kurtie, my favorite dolphin, will you come visit us? I miss you, and we could play in the snow! Its a good thing that Christmas passed, because the roads to the North Pole are already trecheraous this time if year!
(Mercedes Jones, Finn Hudson and 12 others like this)
Kurt Hummel: ? I would Britt, but I can't leave Dalton because of all the snow. :(
Artie Abrams: I'll PM you Kurt.
David McGauchlin: Yeah Kurtie, her favorite Dolphin! Go visit her, and GET OUT OF BLAINE'S ROOM! I'm tired of Wes being in here! And I'm pretty sure that Ian is pissed at me letting him stay here for this long.
(Ian Frank, Mercedes Jones and 13 others like this)
Wes Adams: Dude! Hurtful!
Ian Frank: Dude, GO TO YOUR OWN ROOM!
Wes Adams: I would, if KURT WOULD LEAVE!
Burt Hummel: KURT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR BOYFRIENDS ROOM, THAT HIS ROOMMATE HAD TO LEAVE?
(Carole Hummel-Hudson and Finn Hudson like this)
Kurt Hummel: CAROLE! FINN! NOT COOL LIKING THAT! Dad, Wes just overreacts, a lot. . . .
Carole Hummel-Hudson: Your father is right Kurt. If you spend that much time in his room to make Wes leave, and David grow tired of him, then that means your spending to much time in his room.
Kurt Hummel to Wes Adams: Wes, if you are annoying David THAT MUCH, then I'm sure Jared wont mind you crashing in my room.
Jared Redskin: DISLIKE!
Wes Adams: HURTFUL!
David McGauchlin: Wes, you are officially kicked out of my room.
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Ian Frank: Facebook can not capture how thankful I am right now David!
David McGauchlin: HAHAHAH WES! YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO GO! Lets all point and laugh at Wes!
(Kurt Hummel, Blaine Potter and 209 others like this)
Wes Adams: NOT COOL! Fine, Kurt you are kicked out of my room!
Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: No hes not!
Kurt Hummel: Be happy Wes Adams! I am no longer in your room, which you would have to be stupid not to know, considering the fact that I am having a snowball fight with you, Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter(a.k.a. the BEST BOYFRIEND EVER!), David McGauchlin, and a bunch of other Warblers!
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Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: Aw Kurt, you flatter me. :) Now, YOU ARE GOING DOWN!
Wes Adams: is scared of Kurt Hummel. Correction, is TERRIFIED of him!
Kurt Hummel: And you should be!
Blaine supermegafoxyawesomehot Potter: Oh, Kurt. How I love you! :D
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Kurt Hummel: Love you too, Blaine! :)
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Wes Adams: NO! YOU WILL NOT BE ALL LOVEY-DOVEY ON MY STATUS! I will NOT allow it!
A/N: I know the last part, about the snow day, was random, but I just had one, so I wanted Kurt and Blaine to have one also. Plus, the chapter was too short, so I needed something else to add.