Have you ever wonder what Jiraya and Naruto did over the 3 years of 'training'? I did just a few days ago and got these 'ideas'. HEHE, I've never read a JirayaXNaruto, but here goes. They do make a good pair? Don't they? I know he's TOO old for him, but i've read some AMAZING yaoi where a kid and a much older person, do...stuff. It was a good...WHAT I MEAN ABOUT IT GOOD IS...that it has a good plot.../

Jiraya sat down in the hotel almost finished his book.

"HAHAHA" He laughed when he finished, he quickly sent it to the publisher. Naruto came running to him.

"Prevy sage, let train, that's why I came all the way here with you" They were many miles away from the village by now.

"After I 'refresh' Naruto" He left, leaving Naruto with an angry look. He sat down on the ground, hand in face.

"Leaving me again, I still remember what happened last time, the Akatsuki came after me..."..."Gaahh! I need to train, I need to get stronger" He said, digging holes in his hair. He shot up and left, he walked down the small village, with hardly any ninja's.

"AH, He stool my bag!" A woman yelled as a man ran off with her bag.

"Yesh, time for some training, HEY STOP RIGHT THERE" Naruto chased after the man, when the man looked over the shoulder, he stopped running.

"A kid? HAHAHHA" He began to laugh. "What's a kid like you gonna do to stop me." Naruto pointed at his handband, smirking. The man stopped laughing, and seems to turn pale. Naruto punched him in the stomach, grabbed the bag and returned it to the lady.

"Oh, thank you; thank you, such a nice boy"

"Hahah nah it was easy" Naruto laughed slightly. He began to just look around, seeing maybe there was more trouble. Sadly there wasn't anymore, so he simply returned back to the hotel. Surprising Prevy sage returned.

"He-ey N-arU-to" Jiraya, turned, read face, laughing, and pronouncing things wrong.

"...GAH your drunk!" Naruto pointing at him.

"Have s-ome"

"No, I'm leaving" He turned when someone grabbed him and pulled him. He turned, it was Prevy sage, and he had pulled him to his lap.

"NO" Naruto jumped up and ran into the washroom, locking the door.

The next day.

Naruto woke up, remember he slept in the bathroom, the day before. He opened the door, seeing his mentor on the ground snoring. Naruto took out from the cabinet a ramen pack. He heated it up and returned to wake his mentor. After a struggle doing that, he finally woke up. The door bell rang, Naruto got up, and the book was done.

Jiraya shoved it to him.

"Read it" He glared to him, and opened the first page.

Her big bounce boobs were perfect-

"Gahh!" Naruto throw it at him. "Take all you think about it's been week, and I still haven't learned anything" Jiraya did a thinking pose, and then opened his eyes as a thought came to mind.

"Ok Naruto, I'm 'train' you after breakfast ok?" Naruto's face lit up.

"Really, you mean it" He nodded. "Woo hoo, I'm going to train, I'm going to train" Naruto got up and took the two ramen, gave him one and himself. They began to eat.

...

"Na na, what are we training?"

"Come, sit on my lap with your legs open"

"Huh? Ok" Naruto did so. Jiraya began to lick and nibble on his neck. "Huh? What are you doing? Stop it that-ah-" His hand traveled under his shirt, and upward, and play with his nipple. Naruto was red, and he was slightly panting, his nipples are now pointier, and he's beginning to feel a big bulge between his pant. Jiraya's free hand went between his legs and squeezed

"AH...haah..." Jiraya laughed slightly. His hand dipped into his pant, and began to rub, then stroke, slowly.

"Nnngh...haah...n..." He stroked faster. "Ah...nnn...AH~...!" He came into his hands. Jiraya licked his hand, and looked down, to see, he blacked out. He laid him down, and thought of other ways.

How was it? good? I liked it...MORE? review then and feed, ME, if I don't eat, I die, and if I die, I can't update D: SO REvIEWWWWWWWWWWW