I literally just got this idea a couple seconds ago (as of first writing this author's note) and I freaking love it XD

This is an all dialogue fic, something I've done before and I really like this style. It's easy to do and it's a quick read for others. I haven't done much dialogue fics, but I hope to. So, since I love Brittana and I enjoy writing dialogue fics, this is like, a match made in Chuck E. Cheese , Yes, I understand that made no sense…

Onto the fic :D

"So, what are you wearing?"

"Why do you want to know?"

"Um…because it's kind of sexy."

"Fine, I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt. Santana, I'm tired, can I hang up and sleep?"

"No! Not yet. So, those shorts, how short are they?"

"Short."

"Like, how short?"

"I dunno. Short."

"Brittany, do you even know how you're supposed to have phone sex?"

"No. This is phone sex? I thought it was an interview."

"Why would…never mind, listen, phone sex is supposed to be kinky, okay?"

"Mhm."

"So it's really hot when one person on the line asks some kind of question and the other person answers in a really sexy voice."

"Like this voice?"

"Brit, that's just creepy. You sound like my uncle."

"I'm no good at sexy when I'm sleepy. Can't we sext? That's easier."

"Sexting's getting old. Phone sex is much hotter."

"Santanaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Don't whine. C'mon, don't you want to try something new?"

"…No."

"Please? For me?"

"You're no good at sucking up."

"Please Brit!"

"This is boring. Could I ask you some questions?"

"…Sure, I guess. But they have to be sexy or kinky or something, okay?"

"Fine. Um…what's your favorite color?"

"Brittany!"

"What?"

"That's not sexy!"

"No, but I wanted to know."

"Ugh, red. Now ask a sexy question."

"Kay. Gimme a sec."

"…Well don't take too long!"

"I got it! What's you're favorite animal?"

"That isn't-"

"So pick a sexy animal!"

"Brittany, animals aren't sexy."

"Fine. I don't know what to ask because someone doesn't like my questions."

"Don't get angry at me! How about…ooh, I know! Tell me what you want to do to me!"

"I want to hug you."

"Brittany!"

"I'm in a huggy mood!"

"Tell me something you'd do to me that involves sex, okay?"

"Okay. I'd have sex with you."

"Uh, okay. That's a start. What kind of sex?"

"Good sex."

"Well I wasn't expecting crappy sex. What kind of position, is what I meant."

"Missionary?"

"That's so boring!"

"That's not what you said last night."

"I don't even remember that."

"Then I must've done a good job if it was so good you forgot."

"Whatever, Brittany."

"Stop sounding all mopey and grumpy. Can't I just say I'd rub you down there? That's not boring."

"We always do that."

"I don't complain. You don't complain. My hand doesn't complain. Your cl-"

"Okay! Enough! This sucks."

"Why?"

"Because our phone sex sucks!"

"Why does it suck?"

"Because you're supposed to sound all sexy and talk about a bunch of kinky shit like, 'Oh I want to fuck you right now' or 'Damn I miss being inside you'! Instead, you're asking me what my favorite animal is!"

"What is your favorite animal?"

"Wolf."

"Really? The baby ones are so cute!"

"Yeah, sure. I'll see you tomorrow, I'm going to bed. Goodnight Brittany."

"Okay. Goodnight Santana. I'm sorry if I'm not good at phone sex."

"…Ugh, don't worry about it. It's okay, we can try again tomorrow, okay?"

"Cool. Love you San."

"Love you too, Brit."

"Bye."

"Bye."

Haha, that was so fun to write XP

Poor Santana, she just wanted some decent phone sex XD Oh well ,

This should probably be 'M' but I'm prolly gonna put it as 'T' so it doesn't get hidden like the 'M' stories do.

Please review and tell me what you thought! Was it funny? In character? Hot? XP Prolly not that hot, but did you like the story? TELL ME :D