Pot Belly Luck
Chapter 1
It was 2 weeks before Christmas,and Tsukune and Moka were in class when Shizuka Nekonome made announcement to the class.
"Okay class…I have good news...Our school is holding a Christmas Party next week"
"Everybody needs to find a date and pay your money to me by the end of the week"
Tsukune and Moka said nothing and glanced at each other.
Kurumu Kurono on the other hand looked at Tsukune from her seat, then gave Moka an evil look and thought to herself "he's my date!"
After class Moka was walking down the hall when Kurumu stopped her.
"Can I help you?" Moka asked
"Yes, you can back off from my date!" snapped Kurumu.
"Sorry but Tsukune wants to go with me, he's made the choice and that's final!" Moka argued back.
Kurumu then got angry and pinned Moka against the wall.
Just then a fight broke out.
The fight was broken up by Okuto Kotsubo.
"Girls stop it!"
"I don't know what's going on, but break it up"
Moka and Kurumu looked at each other and walked in opposite directions.
Tsukune arrived just in time from around the corner
"Moka...are you alright?" he panicked.
"She…is…not…going…to ruin our relationship and spoil our night" Moka angrily said while sounding out of breath.
"YOU HEAR ME YOU COW!" She then yelled.
Moka then took some deep breaths to calm herself down
She then grabbed Tsukune's hand.
"Can I bite you?" Moka whispered.
Tsukune thought "this will calm her down and give her energy"
"Not here" Tsukune then whispered back.
So they held hands and walked outside.
Moka then took Tsukune to the woodlands near the school.
She then took a few deep breaths, sunk her fangs into Tsukune's neck and started lapping his blood.
Afterwards Tsukune felt really weak.
"Hope you feel better" Tsukune shivered
"Much!" Moka smiled, giving Tsukune a hug
"Let's just sit here till you get your energy back ok?"
In the evening Kurumu was sat on a log outside sulking to herself.
"What does he see in that cow?" Kurumu grumbled.
"I'm way better than her, if only he was attracted to me"
"You having lad problems me lassie?" said a voice in an Irish accent.
Kurumu then turned round and saw a short man with a ginger beard, wearing green clothes smoking a pipe.
"Who are you?" Kurumu snorted.
"Names Seamus, im a leprechaun from Ireland" the man introduced himself taking a few breaths into his pipe and smoking them out.
"I'm from the foreign exchange student, but I came a wee bit early"
"Now is this lad you like with some other girl?"
"How you know?" gasped Kurumu
"Aye we Irish are smart folk"
"and there's one thing us Leprechauns are known for, are playing pranks"
Kurumu looked confused.
"Basically me lassie….I can get you that lad to like you"
"Put this into her food or drink" Seamus handed a small transparent bag of brown powder.
"What will this do?" Kurumu wondered
Next day Kurumu then bought a bag of sweets and put the powder inside.
Just then Moka appeared.
"Wait…about the fight yesterday…I want to apologise" Kurumu deeply said
"Nice try" Moka hissed, then carried on walking
"Wait…I've got you a bag of blood drops"
"Well…I guess I can't say no to them" she then giggled
Kurumu then handed over the bag and the apology was accepted.
Moka then walked away, eating the sweets.
First lesson was maths.
Moka was sitting in the seat in front of Kurumu.
Just then there was a disgusting smell coming from nowhere.
Kurumu then put her nose down her blouse.
"what is that smell" Kurumu said to herself.
Moka then turned round, blushed and whispered
"sorry"
Moka had farted
Just then Moka farted again
*frrpt!*
Moka kept farting all through the lesson
At break Tsukune met with Moka.
Moka went to kiss Tsukune, but while they were kissing Moka let rip with a loud smelly fart.
*fffrrppt!*
"Oh my!"
"im so sorry" Moka blushed.
I've been farting all day
Kurumu was watching from a distance, she decided to get a closer look.
Kurumu walked past
"YOUR FARTS STINK!" Yelled Kurumu, who then burst out laughing
Kurumu looked at the empty bag, she noticed a white circle sticker on it.
The sticker had a picture of the leprechaun and underneath it had
"Seamus McFadden's Fart Powder"
"ive gave a vampire bad gas?" she said to herself, sounding stunned
"Right you have missy" Seamus appared from noware.
"No boy wants a girl with gas right?"
After her lunch, Moka was walking though the school corridor when she clutched her stomach in pain.
She then ran to the nearest toilet.
Kurumu was in the girls toilets washing her hands when Moka raced in
"Moka…you ok..?" Kurumu asked.
Just then there was a loud fart sound with loud splats
Afterwards, Moka opened the door of the cubical and the smell coming from there was unbelievable.
Moka then sighed
"I have taken the world's biggest dump"
"I can smell that!" gagged Kurumu.
Just then, the bag fell out of one of Kurmu's pockets
Moka then picked it up, she noticed there was some fart powder left inside,
She also noticed in her bag of sweets, there was some of that brown powder.
Moka looked at the transparent bag and noticed the sticker
Moka became angry
"YOU BITCH!"
"Why did you give me fart powder?"
"No boy wants a girl with bad gas" Kurumu sniggered.
"What is your problem!" Moka snapped
"Why are you trying to ruin my love life?"
"You are not going to ruin things ok!"
Moka then pushed Kurumu onto the ground, and did a loud fart in her face
*FRRPT!*
Later that day Kurumu was walking to the dorms when she bumped into Seamus.
"So…her and that lad split up yet?"
"No, you're stupid fart powder failed!" snapped Kurumu.
"Is giving a girl bad gas your best idea?"
"hmmn that's strange, it normally works in Ireland"
"THIS IS NOT IRELAND! THIS IS THE MONSTER WORLD!" Kurumu yelled
"Right, meet me in the same place we met at the crack of dawn, this will surely break them up" Seamus said sounding positive.
So at dawn, Kurumu and Seamus met by the log and Seamus handed over a bottle with a blue liquid in.
"now this will make her look repulsive"
"This will make him realise your prettier"
"This isent fart juice right?" Kurumu asked
"No…even better….wait and see" Said Seamus rubbing his hands with an evil smile.