And I still own no DB series
CRASH
There goes another dish. You would think after all these years Chi chi would learn no to wash dishes while angry. Many of them don't survive, but she just couldn't help it when she got like this.
She hadn't seen her husband all day. He had actually ran off some where before she had even woke up this morning. Normally she wouldn't mind too much but today was different.
She had felt steamy ever the little conversation that she and Goku had last night over dinner. She had simply asked him if he knew anything significant happening soon, but he just gave her a blank stare.
She gave him a hint, "On the day of June 21st?"
He still gave her no sign that he knew what she was talking about. She decided to give him another hint "That pertained to something that happened 36 years ago?"
Still nothing from him. Now she was starting to get mad, "I was wearing a white lacy dress?"
He let out a laugh thinking that she was being ridiculous. "Chi chi, that's silly. I can't even remember what you were wearing last week. How can anyone remember what a person was wearing 36 years ago?"
"Well than maybe you can forget about eating dinner for the next 36 years you tiny, inconsiderate jerk!" She screeched as she got up from the dinner table and stormed away, not speaking to him since.
Now here she was alone on their 36th wedding anniversary. It wasn't the first time she had spent it alone, but it was one of the first times she had spent it alone when her husband wasn't dead, or lost on another planet, or some other such excuse. This time the excuse was simple forgetfulness and that was just the worst one yet.
There was nothing lonelier than an anniversary on her own. She had enough of those to last her a lifetime. Why couldn't she have a husband who would listen to her, or do something nice for her, or at the very least think about her once in a while? Honestly there were times when she would even doubt he even liked being around her. He was probably off training right now, or doing something else more fun. She wasn't asking for every second of every day with him, but at least she wanted some thing from him on this day. Not many couples last 36 years after all.
She suddenly heard the door open as someone entered. "Hey Chi chi I'm home!" She heard the voice of her neglectful husband cry out.
She let out a huff. Well it was about time. She was going to let him have a piece of her mind. If he thought he could just go out and train or whatever and completely forget about their anniversary, he had another thing coming.
She turned around and opened her mouth to say some thing when she suddenly was left speechless by the mess Goku had made in just the mere moments he had come home. His hands were covered in thick mud that had smeared off here and there on his face and shirt. His feet were a dark brown that left disgusting tracks all over her once spotless floor. He was dripping all over the place.
If she was angry before now she was truly enraged. "GOKU LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! MY POOR CLEAN KITCHEN IS A MESS!"
He was about to open his mouth to say something but she had just cut him off to continue with her rant. "DO YOU THINK THIS IS HOW I WANTED TO SPEND THIS DAY? DO YOU? CLEANING UP AFTER YOU WHILE YOU'RE RUNNING OFF TO WHO KNOWS WHERE DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT? THIS DAY HAPPENS TO BE IMPORTANT TO ME BUT I CAN CLEARLY SEE IT'S JUST ANOTHER DAY FOR YOU. JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND CLEAN YOURSELF UP AND TRY NOT TO MAKE A BIGGER MESS ON YOU'RE WAY TO THE BATHROOM!"
"Okay Chi chi, but can I just give you your present first?" He asked.
"WHAT?" She screeched still in angry ranting mode.
That's when she finally noticed them. In his hands were the most colorful assortment of tulips she had ever seen. Goku grinned at his wife sweetly as he outstretched his hands towards her to give them to her.
"I remembered that girls like getting flowers on their anniversaries, and that you like these kind the best, so I went out looking for some. I had to go pretty far to find some, but I found these in some muddy patch just a few hundred thousand miles away."
Chi chi stared down and her husband. He looked like such a child and she wasn't just saying that because of his current shrunken down state. His sweet grinning face had patches of mud on it. He stared up at her with big innocent looking eyes as he held all the different colored tulips up for her, and his long monkey tail just swished back in forth like that of an excited puppy.
Chi chi looked down upon the tiny mud covered boy attempting such a romantic gesture and felt torn between her anger for the filthy kitchen and how adorable he looked to her right now. Slowly her he angry side was beginning to melt and for about the millionth time in her life she was loosing herself in his soft well-meaning eyes and good intentions.
"Honey why don't you get yourself cleaned up and I'll make you whatever you want to eat." She said as she took the flowers from him.
His smile only grew. "All right!"
Chi chi couldn't bring herself to care much about how Goku was only getting the place more muddy on his way to the bathroom like she had advised him against. All she could think about was that maybe the 36th year was going to be a really good one for their marriage.
Okay I'll bite, I have no clue what their wedding anniversary is. I just remember that it looked like a summer day so I chose that one, but I'm pretty sure that they've been married for about 36 years at this time, but once again feel free to argue about that with me.
I just got the Idea for this chapter when I imagined tiny kid Goku giving Chi chi flowers while looking like a total mess while he was doing it. Seriously it paints an adorable picture.
