AN: HIIIIII! I'm back again! MUAHAHAHA! Well anywho-ha, here's a funny little thang that I thought someone would enjoy, it enjoys me. OKAY READ!

Disclaimer: DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANYTHING...EVER!

He was slumped over his desk in a desperate attempt of catching some Z's. There was a fairly large stack of paperwork looming before his head as the leader began to lightly snore. His unnatural silver hair shone brightly in the sunlight pouring in from the wall of windows behind him. The man suddenly stirred and lifter his head; smacking his lips together and stretching like a cat and yawning. A quick rap at his door and his honey-brown eyes were wide open in awareness as he allowed entrance. A young man strode in, a hand scratching his newly grown goatee and dark eyes brooding with childish annoyance.

"Hey, Saru…" The silver haired leader greeted as his student fell like a sack of potatoes into the chair before the large mahogany desk.

"I don't think this was a good idea…" Sarutobi whined with his fingers in his goatee. The Hokage looked up in surprise at his students' confession.

"What? It's a great idea!" He exclaimed but the unsure look remained on Sarutobi's face.

"It's itchy, Tobirama sensei." Sarutobi complained.

"So?" Tobirama said.

"Well, it's kind of annoying. And I get food in it sometimes, then people see it and they laugh…I'm not really liking it." Sarutobi exacerbated and Tobirama leaned back in his chair with a sigh.

"But it looks good…" He added.

"Really? You think so?" Sarutobi squealed in excitement.

"I wouldn't have suggested it if I thought it would turn out gross." Tobirama stated profoundly and Sarutobi continued to beam at his sensei.

"It makes you look sophisticated, adult. Real chick magnet. I would've grown one too, but this handsome piece of mancake doesn't need any help with the ladies." Tobirama trailed off when he watched his student fiddle with his facial hair in newfound amazement. Tobirama pulled open his bottom drawer and dug in his secret bag of snacks for some candy.

"You want some chocolate?" He asked Sarutobi and he gave a furious nod. Tobirama threw a piece over the desk, Sarutobi catching it with one hand, the other still shoved in his little goatee.

"Kick ass…" The two mumbled and popped the candy in their mouths.

BIG LETTERS MEAN AUTHOR IS HOPPED ON SUGER OR SOME OTHER STIMULANT! I hope this was as funny as I thought it was, review if you liked it enough! PEACE :)