I just came up with this at random... read if you want too! I don't own... well, anything that you recognize!

Situation 1

You and a Hogwarts student are on a plane. It's about to crash and there is only one parachute. (Let's just assume that they actually know what a plane is and such!)

If he's a Gryffindor...

He gives you the parachute and jumps to his death with a smile on their face, possibly a kiss or/and hug for you.

If he's a Hufflepuff...

They ask if you want the parachute. If you can't say yes, then they will find a way to make sure you both can survive.

If he's a Ravenclaw...

He fixes the plane because there was a manual in the captain's cabin. Or, he knew a spell to fix it, anyways, because he was prepared for this situation.

If he's a Slytherin...

He say 'F*** you' (will add 'mudblood' if you are muggle-born / muggle). Then he jumps out the plane with the parachute, possibly pushing you out the plane beforehand.

Situation 2

You're in need of comfort. Someone hurt you, badly, and youu're crying your eyes out in the hallway.

If he's a Gryffindor...

Oh, he's mad. He's going to try beating up whoever did this to you, or getting them back with some prank... physical pain is a must. Even though this will probably end up getting them mauled.

If he's a Hufflepuff...

He's got a tissue box eady, along with chocolate. He lets you cry on his shoulder, if you want, and tell him anything you want. You can trust him to be there for you with kindness.

If he's a Ravenclaw...

He gives you some seriously wise advice that gets you back on your feet, not perfect but better.

If he's a Slytherin...

You know what? He's probably the one that hurt you anyways, so expect a bunch of jeering taunts, possibly a few curses.

Situation 3

You have a major crush on one of them and asked them to Hogmeade! But, he doesn't like you back.

If he's a Gryffindor...

Uh, he says no. He's pretty unobservant.

If he's a Hufflepuff...

He either lets you down gently or accepts.

If he's a Ravneclaw...

I don't think he hear you... he was immersed in that 3,000,000,000 page book for light reading.

If he's a Slytherin...

He says, "Why would I want to go out with you?" and laughs with his friends. Unless you're in his house and he needs you for something.

What can we conclude?

Gryffindors...

are total knights in shining armor. The big metal suit makes sure they can't observe anything, so they are heroic idiots.

Hufflepuffs...

are very sweet and kind... but the whole pity thing can get a bit annoying after a while. They are too kind for their own good.

Ravenclaws...

are smart and logical... but they probably rely more on their heads then their hearts.

Slytherins...

are jerks. Period.

But these aren't always true. Girls believe boys are idiots, and yes they often are, but this isn't what defines them. These are the stereotypes and the boys of all the houses can prove and disprove them if you just look...