100 Relaxation (Mystery x Haru)

The curtain raises on the stage and Haru walks onto the stage with a microphone in her hand.

"Haru no Haru Haru interview, ROMANCE no corner-des![1]"

She turned to look at the person sitting in the armchair next to her. "Today we are celebrating the fact that we've finished filming 100 movies! Today Haru has called a guest who helped direct all of the movies you have watched! She prefers to go by the name 'Neo'! Thank you for coming!" Haru introduced the guest.

"Hoh hoh, it's a pleasure to be here. I actually brought a list with me today. The lights behind me will light up as I read off the names." Neo said as she put on her glasses to read the list.

"First place! Hibari placed in 23 themes! Second place, Mukuro placed in 15 themes! Third goes to Gokudera in 12 themes! Fourth goes to Tsuna with 9 themes, Yamamoto is a close fifth with 8 temes. Belphegor and Reborn were tied for sixth! Seventh place goes to Alaude, Giotto, Byakuran, Xanxus and Dino, all with 5 themes! Eight goes to Enma with 4 themes. With 3 themes, Squalo, Ryohei, and Lambo are tied for ninth! Fran, Shoichi, and Spanner all have 2 themes placed tenth place. Now all of the names I'll name next are eleventh place with a single theme: Basil, Asari, Fon, G, Ken, Mammon, Verde, and Ken! I suppose last place would go to anyone who wasn't placed in a theme."

Hibari had an overwhelming win over everyone else.

A few characters have left after being announced or decided to raid the table full of candy or food.

Lambo, of course, was only here for the food.

"The hell!? Where is the gum? I told you last time there had to be gum!" Ken raged.

"Haru was worried that Lambo would choke on it! Instead she gathered a lot of snacks! Be happy with that, please!" Haru huffed.

Chikusa went into the corner and fell asleep.

Haru wasn't sure what they were thinking inviting all of these people here.

"Wait a minute. I don't agree with the placement. How is it that I, Mukuro, have placed lower than this delinquent?" Mukuro questioned.

Hibari was perfectly content with the face that he placed first.

Of course, who else could place first place other than someone strong?

"In that case, shouldn't it be Juudaime that gets placed first!?" Gokudera raged.

Tsuna was trying to calm Gokudera down because he was happy that he didn't get first place. After all, he did still have Kyoko to pine for.

"If you want to say it that way, I would say that Giotto-san would be first place. He WAS the first generation boss after all." Neo commented off-handedly.

The first generation Vongola members watched the young people fight with smiles on their faces.

How cute.

No one really paid much attention to them since they were basically spirits.

Gokudera were at a loss for words for a moment before he shouted, "No matter what I think that Juudaime is the best there is! Even if he's Juudaime's ancestor, Juudaime is a bigger man than everyone in the room!" Gokudera shouted.

Even in death, G couldn't take someone insulting his friend.

Too bad as a spirit he couldn't hit someone who was living.

"… Haru thinks she sees a spirit trying to punch Gokudera." Haru nervously commented.

"G is just mad that Gokudera insulted Giotto. Ignore it." Neo waved a hand.

A few of the younger members in the room were still arguing about who truly was first place.

Mukuro stepped off the stage and stole the list from Neo's hands and ripped it up.

"Don't you think that the movie that the audience members liked the most should determine the winner?" He suggested.

Neo just smiled at him, "In that case the winner still isn't you. It's actually Reborn! 13 different users reviewed on theme #33 "Expectations". Mukuro, you are willing to admit that Reborn is the winner?" She asked.

"No. Reborn is one of the lower of the winners so you should look at who has the higher review count along with who had starred in more movies." Mukuro commented.

Neo started to dig through her memories to make a comparison.

She figured out the answer but she wasn't too sure if Mukuro would be happy with what she found out.

"The next 2 themes which were tied for the next highest review count is Theme 32, "Night" and Theme 43 "Dying"… so… with your logic there are two winners."

Mukuro pulled out the pamphlet that all of the actors were given and he looked up which person starred in those movies. He could remember theme 32 starred himself.

That was a masterpiece of a movie. It was a thrilling movie and the child-actor that they hired for Harukudo was an excellent actor.

Theme 43 went to… HIBARI!?

He was going to be tied with Hibari!?

"In that case, I should win shouldn't I? Haru died in that theme!" Mukuro laughed.

Neo stole a glance towards Hibari and hid behind the couch.

"You make a good point. I'm pretty sure Haru has only died in that one theme. Hibari's theme is the only one in which Haru has died." She admitted.

"Haru's acting was brilliant in that movie! Haru really outdid herself-desu!" Haru was proud of her acting skills.

Hibari was dangerously close to biting everyone to death in the room.

"Haru can't agree with Mukuro winning! Out of all of the sad movies, Mukuro's are always the worst!" Haru huffed.

Neo went through the list to see if there was truth in what Haru said.

She ignored any of the movies where Mukuro co-starred with someone, such as Hibari.

If he were to co-star with anyone, it was always with Hibari.

"Huh… let's see now. In 'Night' you get beat up and you lose your sight, ha ha in 'Words' he even brings Chrome into things! What a player. Oh! Drowning was really bad wasn't it? That one was horrible!" Neo could remember the very last theme she mentioned very well. Mukuro led Haru into going mentally insane!

No matter how hard someone looked, they couldn't find any theme which was worse than the one for 'Drowning.' It was truly a cruel movie.

"Why not just go with your favorite movies?" Yamamoto suggested.

Haru and Neo looked at each other and looked at the pamphlet to choose which of the themes were their favorites.

"My favorite is tied between 'Night' and 'Drowning'… haha." She admitted.

"Those are Haru's least favorites… you are truly sadistic-desu." Haru couldn't help but feel wary of the writer. "Haru's favorite theme would have to be Stripes-desu!" Haru laughed as she ran away from Gokudera's dynamites.

"KORAAAA! Let me blow you up, damn woman! You used really strong temporary hair dye! Do you know how long it took me to get the pink out of my hair!?" Gokudera raged.

Haru continued to run away from the dynamites while laughing.

"Haru thinks that everyone are winners! All the movies were really well made-desu!"

They should just accept the fact that Hibari probably deserved first place.

Why else would he be in 23 movies if he wasn't valued as being compatible with Haru?

Even the writer herself loved Hibari and Haru being together.

Hibari finally decided to say something that's been on his mind for a while: "Face it Mukuro, I'm much stronger than you, it's obvious that I would place first."

BANG!

Xanxus couldn't ignore this insult. Him? Weaker to some piece of trash!?

"Trash, I'll kill all of you."

At Xanxus announcing this, everyone seemed ready to fight to the finish!

The last one standing clearly was worthy of getting first place!

The girls couldn't help but think that the guys forgot what this ranking actually meant. Out of fear, the girls started to sneak away in an attempt to find safety from the raging men.

"VOOIIII! Yamamoto Takeshi! I don't know how you did it, but you ranked higher than me. This means if I kill you now, I get your ranking right?" Squalo lunged for Yamamoto.

Reborn took offense to this.

'How dare this shark-boy[2] reject try to kill one of my students?' Reborn threw a bat case Yamamoto's way so he would at least have a way to fight back against Squalo's swordsmanship.

Hibari and Mukuro took this fighting as a sign that they could start fighting as well.

"Ku fu fu fu~ It's time that we finally get this settled, wouldn't you think?" Mukuro smirked.

Hibari couldn't help but agree with Mukuro's thoughts.

It was finally time for him to kill this illusionist.

"Gyaa! Let Lambo go! Waahhh!" Lambo cried when someone picked him up by the back of his suit.

Ken was looking at his cow outfit.

Was this guy trying to pick a fight?

"Ya think you're more of an animal than me? Aaanng? We'll see about that! Kong channel!"

Noticing that Lambo was in danger, Tsuna immediately went into hyper-will mode and blasted Ken with an X-burner.

It was getting chaotic!

Verde was off to the side watching the whole fight as it unfolded.

This would make wonderful data to analyze for future experiments! Spanner seemed to have the same idea as he was watching Tsuna fighting to see if he could model another version of the Gola Mosca after the way he fought.

Byakuran could have joined the fight, but he decided that eating the sweets provided to them would be a better use of his time.

That is… until one of Gokduera's dynamites landed near the table and blew it up!

"My… my marshmallows. Someone is going to pay for that…" Byakuran released the wings from his back, with full intentions of messing someone's day up. "I'll get my sweet revenge."

"Ku fu fu fu! What's wrong? You're so mad. These Sakura blossoms giving you bad memories?"

Hibari was going to run at Mukuro and attack him with his tonfas, chains out and everything until he had to deflect a whip with his tonfas.

"Ah! Sorry! I didn't mean it! Ahhh I'm usually not this bad." Dino nervously fretted.

That's right! Romario or any of this other men weren't around!

Everyone had to stay clear of Dino unless they wanted to get slapped in the face with his whip!

Hibari ignited his flame and summoned Roll, and had him engulf Dino in a spikey sphere.

This way he couldn't get in anyone's way.

"Now where were we?" Hibari spun his tonfas quickly in his hands, the chains on the ends of his tonfas digging into the ground.

Hibari and Mukuro were stuck in the middle of an intense battle!

A ton of damage was being made and strong illusions were being created in a ton of places!

"Wow… look at all of the forest fairies go. The pineapple fairy seems to be having a great time." Fran commented.

Soon a trident was thrown at his hat, piercing through it.

Fran broke out into a cold sweat and he ran underneath a table to hide from his anger master. "I'm sorry master! I didn't mean it!" He begged for mercy.

Haru managed to find herself back in the center of the stage, "Ah… eto…See you again desu~!" Haru ran for her life as the curtains fell down on the stage. She didn't want to stay around for much longer and see how badly things would get.

She excited through the secret hidden door on the stage and she managed to escape with her life!

Looking back at the building that she was interviewing everyone in she could see that the attacks were starting to show themselves outside of the building.

Fire and illusions were blasting through the walls.

Different box animals were starting to wreak havoc too!

Is that… ENZO!?

Who gave that turtle that much water!?

She wasn't safe outside of the building either! She had to go far away!

As she ran for her life, she ran into someone.

"Hahi! Haru is sorry! She's running away from a big fight!" Haru apologized to the person she ran into.

Before her was Lanchia.

He was just walking around when he heard a big commotion and decided to give it a look.

Lanchia was still curious but this girl before him looked scared so he was going to have to help her somehow.

Holding out his hand for her, he told her that he'd guide her to somewhere safe, where she wouldn't have to worry for her health or something like that.

Haru gratefully took his hand, not even thinking for a moment that he was some super shady guy.

In her mind no one could be shadier than some of the guys actually in there.

"Thank you for helping Haru! She was scared that she was going to be stuck in a huge battle between mafia people!" She breathed a sigh of relief, feeling herself relax now that she was out of danger.

[1] I worded it this way since this is how she opened up her other interviews and I wanted to make it more obvious that I was parodying that.

Why did I make it that everything is a 'movie'? Because I thought it would be a funny joke to make and IT MAKES THE SAD CHAPTERS LESS SAD. QAQ

[2] The movie wasn't very popular but that was a reference to 'sharkboy' from 'Sharkboy and Lavagirl.' Sharkboy was played by Taylor Lautner. 8)

Thanks so much for staying with me on this long and difficult journey!

[[QUESTION]]

If I may ask, which of the themes are your favorite? I gave my answer in the oneshot earlier. 0w0

You don't have to just choose one if you can't choose a singular one. You can list whichever ones that you like the most.