A/N:

Okay I got some ideas from shows and my awesome reviewers (you know who you are thnx!). So Like yeah I'll try to post more. I've been reading, sleeping, not eating(not anorexic) and yeah.

Sasori was trying to make a new puppet for battle. Sakura had asked to assist him anytime. "Sakura?" Sasori asked while not looking up.

"Yeah?"

"The hammer?"

"ALRIGHT YEAH!" Sasori turned to see Sakura doing the MC Hammer dance. The song had magically played as she started dancing. Sasori's face was like this '0_o'. Then his door burst open and Deidara came in.

"That's not how you do it yeah!" Deidara yelled. Sakura stopped dancing and glared at the life-sized barbie.

"Oh yeah? Lemme see you do better!" Sakura growled. The pinkette and blonde had forgotten about Sasori. Deidara push Sakura out of the way and the music played. He started dancing and then Sakura joined in. Sasori's left eye was twitching now and he had gotten impatient.

"GET OUT!" Sasori yelled and threw Sakura and Deidara out of the room. They were leaning against the wall while Sakura had ended up feet against the wall and laying down.

"I was still better than you, un".

The Akatsuki were at the zoo because they wanted to have a day together, mostly because Sakura dragged them. They were close to the monkey exhibit and wanted to take pictures. Sakura and Kakuzu were posing, well only Sakura because Kakuzu was scowling, while Sakura started wiping peanut butter onto Kakuzu's jacket. The peanut butter somehow was with her okay. So when they were going to take the picture a monkey came from behing Kakuzu and started hitting him.

The monkey hated Kakuzu and it liked peanut butter. (A/N: just play along I don't know much about monkeys except my friend). Kakuzu was trying all his might to get away from the monkey and Sakura was laughing and pointing. Tobi was taking the pictures, pic after pic, each one showing the others laughing as Kakuzu was being hit. Then an ape came and started shaking Kakuzu. Then they went back and they got the pics ready.

Deidara and Sakura was cooking some soup and was done and they were setting the bowls on the dining table. The smell led the others to the dining table and they started eating.

"This is good,pinky. What is it?" Kisame asked.

"Well, Fishy, it is shark fin soup. Like it?" Sakura smirked and snickered as the color of kisame's face paled. He screamed and started running around in a circle until Itachi hit him with a pan, knocking him unconscious.

"Is it really shark fin soup?" Orochimaru (A/N: I didn't forget him!) asked warily.

"Nah it's actually blue soup," Deidara stated bluntly and the others sweatdropped.

Later on in the meal and a ton of convincing to Kisame after he woke up...

"Orochimaru?" Sakura asked.

"..?"

"Why did you give Sasuke a hickey?" all the Akatsuki spat out their soup on each other.

"It's not a hickey, it's a curse mark".

"Then why did you bit his neck when you could have possibly bit somewhere else?"

"Well.. I-uh... you see-"

"Yes Orochimaru. Why did you bite my foolish little brother on the neck?" Itachi asked with his sharigan blazing madly.

"Uh- i.. Umm..-"

"PEDOPHILE!" Sakura and Deidara screamed and threw their soup and everything to pedo-snake. Accidentally, Sakura threw Tobi.

"Yay! Tobi's flying like little birdie!" Tobi was flailing his arms and legs, but then he collided with pedo-snake.

Deidara and Sakura were popping out of nowhere. Itachi was reading when Sakura came up next to him and poked him, giggling like a school girl. He turned and glared at her. Sasori was staring at the wall when Deidara came next to him and started poking him. He giggled like a little girl and Sasori twitched. Sakura and Deidara poked Hidan on each cheek and giggled.

"What the Hell? Ima kill you!" that's when the chase began while they poked people while running.

The End..(Or is it 0_o)

A/N: Okay I know this is a last chapter.. I'm sorry, but I gotta finish my other story and make new stories. So yeah review please or no continuing other story!