This is a little ficlet for deathwolfkitten~! I hope you all enjoy~!

(get the title? Ninja-Ed?...ninjaed?...heheh...yeaaaaa ^^;)

It was a normal day for Roy Mustang: get kicked out of bed by Ed, take a nap, get threatened at gun point by Riza, and pretend to do paperwork when he's really just staring at a picture on his desk; when the door to his office slammed shut.

Roy looked around the office cautiously, at first not seeing who had entered. As he watched his standing lamp near one of his couches sway, he smirked at the person hiding behind the light.

"Fullmetal, what on Earth are you-?"

"Shh!"

"What-?"

"Shh!"

"Edward," Roy growled agitatedly as the younger darted behind the couch. "My office is not a playground."

Ed then ducked his head out and winked at Roy, "I'm a ninja."

"…A what?"

"You heard me! Ling told me all about them."

Roy could have face palmed. "Well be a ninja quietly or go somewhere else."

Edward frowned as Roy went back to work.

Roy began to scribble his name on the documents in front of him. After a few minutes of silence, Roy looked up from his work to find no Edward in sight. Roy relaxed a bit in his chair.

'Hm, seems he left …' He then frowned as his eyes landed on the door. 'It's still closed, there's no way he could have left…'

Suddenly his blonde spitfire jumped up from the front of the desk where he'd been hiding, onto the desk top itself.

"Ed! What are you do-?"

Ed's lips were on Roy's, silencing him in seconds.

After a moment, Edward pulled back, a sly grin on his face.

"What was that for?"

Edward stood up and started walking toward the door, his hand moved in a casual wave.

"That's a ninja kiss…Ling taught me."

"Hm, yeah, okay." Roy began to go back to work, until he realized Ed's meaning in his words, "Wait, WHAT!"