Er, so here's another one...or something. Kaname got all on my ass about not keeping up regularly and started talking about deadlines and crap so I threw this together to make him leave me alone. I mean, he was bad enough when he was by himself, but when you have him blabbing at you and Wonderweiss makes weird cooing noises in the background the annoyance is amplified by ten.

Nnoitra how were you able to get your tattoo on your tongue? - Loves Ink

Well, our tattoos aren't really inked on like you get in the World of the Living, but if yer interest ya CAN get yer tongue tattooed. - Nnoitra

I imagine it might affect your taste buds though, wouldn't it? - Hallibel

Tia-sama, why is your tattoo on your boob? - Tattooed_Man

So you can ogle her boobs and claim you were just looking at her number. - Nnoitra

No particular reason. Better than my tongue. - Hallibel

Question for Tia: How do you smile/kiss/eat etc with that mask? - Bitey

Serious question, have you seen Mileena from Mortal Kombat? Twins, right? Er, non-fraternal twins. The two should have a big boob and scary face contest. - Nnoitra

Arrancar are tougher than shinigami or humans, they don't mind a little bone or teeth here and there. It is true that I can't smile or frown though. - Hallibel

Hallibel, are you lesbian 'cause you don't seem interested in guys and all your fraccion are girls. - Curious_perv

Well that's what she's told me, but I'm sure she's lying just to get me off her back. It ain't working. - Nnoitra

I'm not really interested in men or women, but women are a lot more sensible then men. Men in general are too instinctive and never listen. - Hallibel

It's obvious to anyone who knows you that you don't think much of male hollows or males in general but if this is the case...why did you agree to follow Aizen? Is it just because he helped you and your fraccion out that time or is there more to it then that? - Side Ways Traveler

Aizen barely counts as a guy. I mean, he had that hot human chick around and all he did was be creepy to her. Him and Ulquiorra, I swear. - Nnoitra

He's a strong leader with a clear vision. I don't judge purely on gender, it just that many male arrancar are bloodthirsty beasts that need to be put down. And, as Nnoitra said, Aizen doesn't hit on any of his female (or male) followers, which I respect. - Hallibel

Doesn't your bone bra/corset thingy hurt your massive chest? - Vickys Secret

That's probably the worst part about Hallibel: she can never be completely naked. It's like nature went out of it's way to piss me off. - Nnoitra

No, it's part of my body so it's completely comfortable, just like you don't notice your ribs holding in your organs. In fact, I'm rather grateful, my fraccion complain about bras all the time and I don't have to worry about it. - Hallibel

Hallibel, did you find Hitsugaya attractive during your fight? If yes, are you a cougar? - Toshi-chan-fan

What? When was this? Who the hell does that little brat think he is! - Nnoitra

He was kind of adorable in a puppy kind of way. I didn't really view him as a threat and I understood why he was fighting. He didn't seem to be in the same category of blood-lust driven men I'm around. Also, I'm obviously not a cougar, I am a shark. - Hallibel

Why don't you ever punish your fraccion so they could stop their annoying arguing? - The Punisher

I don't think they were being literal, Hallibel. "Cougar" didn't mean you were a cousin of Grimmjow's or anything. Oh yeah, and why the hell don't you beat your fraccion more? - Nnoitra

I do punish them, in my own way. However, to use discipline on them in front of everyone isn't my style. Also, I've grown very good at completely ignoring them when I need to. - Hallibel

Nnoitra-sama, Do you like being classified as "Spoon man"? - Forkster

Whatever, people can call me whatever they want, as long as they're prepared to deal with me when I hear about it. I don't mind Spoon Man though, it's a pretty awesome Soundgarden song. - Nnoitra

How about Stick, Hole for Brains, Moob Queen, Piano Face, oh and my favorite Misogynist Pig. - Hallibel

Nnoi, have you ever thought of going out with Hallibel? - Boredoutofhermind

What the hell Hallibel? Moob Queen? Not anymore I ain't! Well...naw, ain't worth it, never gonna be able to see her boobs because of the physical impossibilities. - Nnoitra

Yes, Nnoitra, I'm just a pair of breasts. Low-life. - Hallibel

Tia-Sama, will you punch Nnoitora-Sama? -Lerio, Ulquiorra's Fraccion

Wait what? - Nnoitra

Absolutely. - Hallibel

See, this is why I hate women, they are either wusses that cry to much or ones that get all mad and bitchy and punch ya in the balls. By the way, Hallibel, the balls? Low blow you little perpetual tease.

Next time we'll have Ulquiorra, espada quatro. I think he's only coming by because Aizen is having him look after me and make sure I'm not breaking anything or something (teacher's pet!)