Hey guys, here is another chapter! It took me a while to update the last chapter since I forgot how to enter it in and all that jazz, so before my computer breaks down again, let me update.

I'll try to do the weekly updating, but with school coming, you might want to look at the one and half week update, like every other Wednesday or Friday.

So, how many people think they know who the voice is. I'll give you a hint:

She has a connection to Grimmjow and Ulquiorra….green eyes remember.

Honestly, in my head, it's starting to come together! Remember to read chapter 8 because I just posted it so people might skip it thinking they read it…just read from the beginning…it's much more good if you just read from the beginning.

I'm introducing a new character into the mix, don't worry, he isn't like a MAIN character (not Urahara) , but he will bring the best and worst out of people.

Remember the goal 1000, 1000 smackeroonies, 1k : review, review, review.

Liking the names so far, but I feel like I need more. Remember the translation part too. I don't want something like a pointless flower or something.

Also, like the beginning said, it's angst and rapish. But there will be a happy ending.

Don't you just hate Kagura? Don't worry, she'll get her just deserts.

Flames will be used to fuel my stories. SO, here we go.

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"Hmm, I haven't heard something about vampires in a long time…" Old Man Urahara said. He was striking in age, with his wife, Yoruichi there to support him. Legend has it that he was once a fearsome and very smart soul reaper…but those glory days did a number on him.

"Hey Yoruichi! Can you get me my special book?" Urahara yelled, then coughed.

The gang, Ichigo, Orihime, Chad, and Rukia (tell me the name of the Quincy and I'll add it in on another chapter) sat there patiently, not really believing that there was a book on vampires.

Yoruichi came in, her robust chest the first thing you noticed, even though she did look young for her age. She had gained a bit of gray hairs, but you could tell that the color was purple before.

"Here you go, lazybones" she chirped. He grumbled. The group deadpanned…old people. Jeez.

"Well, what is it that you're looking for in the book?" Rukia chimed in. She could not possible be expected to believe in vampires, but the look Orihime had sent her had her in what would be the ride of a lifetime.

"Hmm" he said, cryptically, "I am looking for the vampire king, maybe he'll know how to find your friend," he coughed "but the road to the vampire castle is a long one. Trust me, I should know" he finished.

"How would you know" Orihime chirped, hopeful that he had been there.

"I know a guy, who knows a guy, who has a brother who knows a guy who knows his distant cousin who went to the vampire realm" he smiled.

They deadpanned. This was going to be a long trip.

"Aha! Found the picture!" Urahara exclaimed. He turned the book around to show the four kids the picture of a handsome blue hair and eye creature, in a royal looking white and blue and black kimono. His eyes captivated everyone, even though it was just a picture. Even though he was scowling, he still looked beautiful.

"Everyone should memorize that picture, that's the vampire king. His name is Grimmjow. Word has it, he found a queen and there is supposed to be a festival in 2 moons. I think that is the perfect time to go ask him about Ulquiorra, because if anyone can find ANYONE, it's him" Urahara said, out of breath.

"Gotcha, what do we do until then?" Ichigo asked. 2 moons was really far away, they couldn't just sit there and do…nothing.

"I think you should go train…train the hardest you've ever trained" Yoruichi said, in all seriousness and wisdom of an elderly woman. She continued "apparently, the vampire realm is about to go to war for the king's lack of mercy and power hungriness…there are bound to be a lot of rogue vamps there. I wouldn't want any of you to get hurt…" she mumbled.

"It's settled then; we gotta find a way into the vampire realm and get Ulquiorra back! But before this, we're gonna train the hardest we've ever trained….for him" Orihime whispered. She was mentally, but physically she would get crushed because of her weakness.

Everyone thanked the elderly couple and shuffled out, all except for Ichigo. He turned around.

"Hey, how come you old geezers know so much about vampires…?" He asked. This was wayyy to much info for mere humans to know.

They both flashed a smile.

His eyes widened. Then he understood. Vampires couldn't give wrong information about the place they've been living in…

His eyes showing steely determination, Ichigo walked out, ready to train for 2 moons to get back Orihime's cousin…Ulquiorra Schiffer.

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"Here I am again" the lady with the green eyes, black hair, and white dress came to Ulquiorra.

"You…you look like…me…" he finally realized, dumbfounded.

"That is because I am…" but before she could finish her explanation, Ulquiorra was ripped out of the dream realm, and into the real world.

"Why do I always have to wake you up when we have servants for that!" Wanda exclaimed into Ulquiorra's ear. It was getting annoying how her father just seemed to adore getting on her nerves.

"Then please, by all means send someone else" Ulquiorra said groggily. He really did not want to get up, not with this pain in his nether regions.

"You have to get up for the fitting!" she all but yelled. He cracked open an eye.

"Fitting…For what?" Ulquiorra was beyond confused, and it didn't help that the only person able to help him was basically his second archenemy.

"You're the new Lady of the house…as disgusting as that sounds. In 2 moons there will be a festival! If all goes well, we probably won't go to war because everyone will see dad as the doting mate and father! Everything needs to be prepared NOW so everything will be FLAWLESS!" she seethed in anger. How could her father pick such a dunce to be the decider of their fate?

"I mean, you could stay in bed, but I could always get father or Kagura to wake you up. Your choice." She smiled, showing her fangs.

"…" Ulquiorra got up begrudgingly.

"Wise choice, cur"

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They were walking in uncomfortable silence towards the room that had the most noise. Once Wanda pushed open the door, they both saw the chaos.

Maids were running everywhere doing something or the other. Two were washing Reneey, 5 were sewing her clothing, more were sewing clothing for all the nobles and some were waiting exasperatedly for Ulquiorra and Wanda to come.

"Lady Ulquiorra! You must hurry, we need you to take a bath, so you can be shining for your fitting, you wouldn't want to get any dirty grime on the kimono! Oh it just looks so fabulous" a random maid said.

"Lady?" Ulquiorra asked.

"Yes, lady Ulquiorra, you are the beta, and therefore the Lady. We couldn't call you Lord Ulquiorra can we? That would imply that you're competing for the royal crown as king. We wouldn't want Grimmjow-sama angry would be?" she asked as she passed Ulquiorra to another maid.

"…" Ulquiorra was at a loss for words. How come everyone else got to call him Grimmjow-sama, while he just gets to call him master..? Ulquiorra looked to the ground, feeling like dirt.

Halibel and Anna quickly came to escort Ulquiorra to the bath after Reneey was done, trying to wash him as efficiently and quickly as possible. At any moment, more important nobles would walk through the castle doors to stay for 2 moons.

Ulquiorra blushed as they continued to wash him thoroughly clean, washing everything, despite his protests. They even washed backside, which was leaking of Grimmjow's…seed.

"Please, at least let me dry myself. It's a bit overwhelming to feel the brunt of 'royalty'" Ulquiorra pleaded. He didn't like so many people drying him, rubbing him with scented lotion and massaging him…maybe the massaging could stay, but everyone touching him was still uncomfortable.

"Heavens no" Anna said emotionlessly, stoic as ever "Grimmjow-sama would be very unsatisfied with us" she explained quietly, not wanting the other maids to know that Ulquiorra was uncomfortable. It wouldn't do to get rumors out now.

"Fine" he surrendered, as they played his hair, and finally led him to a different room to get dressed. His stomach was showing a bump, showing that he was pregnant. He blushed. The maids "awed". He glared.

Ulquiorra was not looking forward to be put into the dress. That was, until he saw that it was no dress, just a kimono fit for a girl. He would have objected if it weren't for the fact that it was flawless. Ulquiorra stared at it, wondering how perfection could be made in the form of a cloth.

It's main color was white with green flowers fading from the bottom. It had a dark green obi to tie it off, with the top portion gracefully mixing with green and white.

The kimono fit like a glove. The only thing he couldn't get was why they made the kimono now when he was pregnant. He was fairly sure 2 moons meant 2 months, and in 2 months he would obviously be way bigger.

Oh well. Ulquiorra thought, still liking the kimono, bask in the moment, I wonder how many times I will get to do something like this without people looking at me like I'm crazy…

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Grimmjow had just gotten done from getting himself fitted into his kimono. It was very well sewn if he had to say so himself, if it wasn't, someone was going to die.

He took in a deep breath then scrunched his face. It was the all the snooty nobles invading his home. And the worst part: he would have to act like that for 2 moons. How troublesome.

The vampire king walked around his bedroom to a secret compartment to get out some sake he had been saving for the moment.

In just 10 minutes he downed 3 bottles by himself. He, being a vampire, did not get intoxicated easily, but he still was a bit…tipsy. He rubbed his head, and then looked down.

His dick was seriously getting constricted in the mountain of clothing. That needed to be fixed, and he knew just the mate to help him.

He summoned a random steward to go pick up his wayward mate.

Time for some fun.

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Ulquiorra, for once got to explore the castle. With his heightened senses, he could see everything. He could hear the scrubbing of the floors as maids stewards maintained the place. He could smell the new scent of people coming in the castle…he could practically taste it actually.

The poor boy was not watching where he was going until he suddenly got bumped back and fell. Likewise he heard someone gasp as the (presumably) man fell.

"Hey, watch where you're-" the man cut himself off when he stared at Ulquiorra. Instantly, the man knew he was in love. Hastily he got up and extended a hand out to Ulquiorra, who was clutching his stomach.

"I'm so sorry! How rude of me to bump into you like that! My name is Ryuma from the lion tribe, and can I know what your beautiful self would like to be called?" he asked smoothly.

Ulquiorra blushed, and accepted the hand. He looked at this mysterious man…no…Ryuma's hand and got up, still using one hand to clutch his baby.

"My name is Ulquiorra…from the…vampire tribe..?" At this declaration, Ryuma's eyes widened. No more love was there! He knew that this was Grimmjow's territory. Ryuma's eyes shifted around just in time to see one of the stewards summon Ulquiorra.

Whoa, what a close one…Such a same. He was a real beauty too. Ryuma thought unhappily.

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Ulquiorra did not know where he was going, only that a steward said it was urgent. They stopped in front of one big shoji door and the steward pointed to the inside. It looked like from here on out, Ulquiorra would be going in on his own.

Ulquiorra did not know what to expect, but when he saw that this was Grimmjow's room, his heart stopped.

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Well this chapter was pretty short, but only because the last chapter I posted was pretty short. I wasn't sure if I should just combine them, but I thought against it.

Ryuma was just an in out character. He will only be mentioned, not seen. AND he probably wont even be mentioned.

Until next time!