All right! Who's been giving my muse tequila and Red Bul!

Muse: *rocketing/staggering around like a penguin from Hades* Pweety colorsh! WEEEEE! *BELCH!* Macaroosh...meca..I shmell cookies!

Been wondering where the hell this plot bunny came from..hoo-boy..

Muse: *runs headlong into a cabnet* This door tastes funny!

*Groans*

Me and Myself.

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"Ah, you're waking up." The old man chuckled, watching his guest finally coming to, "Was wondering how long you'd be out of it.

A dull groan was the response before a low baratone voice followed up, "What the hell..? Where am I?"

When the cobwebs finally cleared, both took a look at each other; the first was dressed oddly enough in a banana yellow kimono with a bamboo pattern on it. His snow-white hair was in a topknot and a waist length moustache and goatee-like beard. He seemed to have an air about him that screamed 'I get in more trouble than a 5 year old and love it!'

The other was a stark contrast; standing close to 6'7", he nearly towered over the first man. A sleeveless shirt and baggy shinobi pants revealed the muscular frame he sported. Both arms had dragon tattoos that coiled around them from wrist to shoulder. his hair fell straight down to his waist; blonde with a reddish tint, giving it a slight copper hue though greying at the temples was visable. His right eye was hidden under a patch while the left was sapphire blue with a slitted pupil. However, it was what was under his eyes: three lines going across both cheeks, resembling whiskers

"I think introductions are in order." The older man answered, "Naruto Namikaze, my name is Bochi. Though you might be more familar with my work title: The Shinigami"

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Don't ask me where this came from, but it just wouldn't leave me alone till I put it down. You might consider this a teaser chapter until I can finish the next chapter of 'It's Showtime!' (Real Life likes to rear it's ugly head when I least enjoy it...)

*A pair of panties sail by* What the-?

Muse: Wooo! Feel da bweeze!

Dammit! Put your clothes back on! AND WHERE THE HELL DID THAT TATTOO COME FROM!

(Before anyone asks about the hair: isn't it a little odd that he seems to have so little in common with his mother? think about it.)