This is my first yoai I'm putting up on here…so please don't be mean…please

"Talking"

'Thoughts'

As the day was quickly coming to an end, I was slowly walking slowly walking home. What I didn't know was that my life would change completely that night.

"Ah…this was such a long night." a short blonde headed boy yawned. He was just walking home from. ' I can't wait to get to bed.' Naruto thought. As he was walking down the empty road humming a nameless tune, he heard a door slam open from one of the houses he walks by. Naruto quickly hid in a narrow near by alleyway.

"This is not what I wanted!" a man yelled throwing a huge box out on the side of the road. "This piece of shit doesn't even work.." the man mumbled stomping back to the house slamming the door behind him. Naruto slowly walked to the box. "I wonder what it is…" he said softly opening the bow. When it was opened up enough, Naruto jumped back.

'It's a body!' Naruto silently screamed in his head.

Naruto started to freak out…

'What should I do? What should I do? Should I call the cops? Do I just pretend I didn't see anything? No, I can't just leave him here!'

…It took awhile before he finally saw the blue book labeled 'MANUAL'. "A manual…so it's one of those new robot things I've seen on TV…" Naruto took in a deep breath of air then let all out. He was so glad that it wasn't a dead body. He looked through the small blue book a read the directions.

"Step 1: Kiss the figure full on the lips to activate." Naruto read out loud. He looked from the book to the male figure then back again. He shrugged his shoulders and leaned over the figure. He was curious what would happen.

'Geez…I can't believe I'm giving my first kiss to a robot….'

Then he kissed it.

The next thing Naruto knew, the figure started to make a 'whirr' sound and started to move. It was slowly becoming warm. Naruto stopped kissing it and backed up onto a wall. 'Wh-What just happened..?' Naruto slowly looked up seeing that the man was naked in all his glory. He blushed and kept looking up. The blacked-haired man was staring at him.

"Um…hi…" It was the only thing Naruto could say without screaming bloody murder.

The figure smirked. 'He's kind of cute…' it thought. "Hi. My name's Sasuke Uchiha. From now on," Sasuke said while getting out of the box. "I'm your new lover." he said getting a little too close for comfort.

"Wh-Wh-Wh-" It was the only thing Naruto could get out before Sasuke kissed him.

'What?'