About the beginning, the Chibi inu-tan thing, it's from a story called Allen's Fluffy Little Tale (yes that the real name). The little thingies are like Japanese quotation marks ("") if you didn't know. -man is sadly not mine or all it would be is random rape between different couples. Yaoi, of course. This is all dislouge because i read another fanfic like this that just made you wonder what was happening... except I made it painfully clear, lol. NOW STOP READING MY RAMBLINGS! GO FORTH AND LAUGH THINE ASS OFF! Oh, T for cussing (as i just proved) and some sexual implications. Not subtle ones, either.

「Chibi inu-tan!」
「Get off me!」
「Say please.」
「Please?」
「And call me by my name.」
「Do I have to?」
「Do you want me on you forever?」
「Hmm, not a bad idea.」
「LAVI!」
「Fine. Allen-kun, please get off me?」
「'Kay.」
「Thank you. Now...」
「Oi! Get off me, Usagi!」
「Say please.」
「Hnn...」
「Too busy moaning to say please?」
「Screw this.」
「Gah! Allen, can you... Let me breathe, for crying out loud!」
「Breathe through your nose.」
「Allen, Lavi, time for-」
「LENALEE!」
「Oh no, Lenalee, this is not what it looks like.」
「Then what is it, Allen?」
「Uh...」
「Allen, we might wanna run before she blows...」
「DAMN YOU, LAVI! YOU TOOK MY ALLEN FROM ME WITH YOUR FAG CHARMS!」
「Who said I was your Allen?」
「Yeah, Lena, I made him mine last night and-」
「Lavi, are you stupid? Don't tell her that!」
「BAKA FUCKING USAGI! I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND SEND YOUR SOUL TO HELL FOR THIS!」
「No, Lena- Gah- Can't... Breathe!」
「That's the point you pathetic piece of shit!」
「Lenalee, let him go or he'll die!」
「And as for you, Allen, I take it you've been whoring around behind my back?」
「What the hell? I've never slept with anyone but Lavi! And besides, I'm not dating you!」
「But-」
「I know you like me but I just don't-」
「Shut up! You little jackass! Hmph!」
「Lavi, you alright?」
「That girl almost snapped my neck! Are you ok, Allen?」
「That slap hurt but otherwise, yeah. 」
「Well, she killed the mood. Even though I'm still willing...」
「Baka Usagi.」
「Doesn't anyone care that that nickname hurts my feelings?」
「But I care! I'm sowie, Lavi, I didn't- Oi! I'm not in the mood anymore!」
「I would normally care, but I'm just so ready...」
「Would you keep it in your pants till after dinner?」
「I don't know if I can.」
「Oh fine.」
「Yay...」
「Hnn... Lavi...」
「Baka Usagi, what's up with-」
「Yu-chan! I'm busy!」
「Uh, hi Kanda.」
「Usagi, why Allen is naked?」
「Because I was gonna fuck him in his cute little-」
「Lavi! Jeez, shut up!」
「Yu-chan, you may leave.」
「Don't tell me what to do!」
「Ow!」
「Lavi, even though he left, I don't know if I can-」
「Shh. I'll persuade you with my touch.」
「Hnn... Oh, god, Lavi!」
「See? You hardened right back-」
「LAVI! ALLEN! IF YOU DON'T GET DRESSED AND GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES, NOT ONLY ARE YOU NOT EATING DINNER, YOU WILL BOTH BE SEEING STARS FOR A WEEK!」
「Lavi, we better get down there...」
「For once, I agree. Nothing worse than a chick who just found out that her crush is gay.」
「FOUR MINUTES!」
「SHIT!」