AN: I've been planning to write something like this for awhile. It's my friend's fault. We were talking about what BTR couples we approve/disapprove of and she said that she approved of Logan with everyone. This idea wouldn't go away and after watching Big Time Guru I finally got my plot.

Disclaimer: I don't own the show or the characters. I wish I owned Logan, but then again who doesn't.

Kendall walked into apartment 2J to the sight of James sprawled out on the couch pale and sickly. James looked up tiredly. "It's Logan"

"You can't blame Logan every time you get sick"

James propped himself up weakly, "Yes, I can. He's wearing the Shades again. I can tell"

Kendall rolled his eyes at his crazy friend, "You could not possibly know that"

The door opened and Logan walked in strutting slightly. He was wearing the "Shades". James' elbow seemed to give out and he collapsed coughing on the couch. Kendall leaned over and James whispered, "I knew. I knew it"

Kendall glanced up at Logan, "Please take the shades off. I'm tired of putting up with James collapsing every few hours"

Logan took them off shrugging, "I thought that it was all in his head and as long as he didn't see it he'd be fine."

"It either isn't or he has a physic link to those sunglasses"

Logan tossed the sunglasses across the room so that they landed on the kitchen table, "Why is everyone against me being cool for once?"

Kendall wrapped an arm around Logan's shoulders, "I don't have a problem. Talk to James"

James had magically gotten better and leapt up, "I am merely caring for my health. You think I like that there's a finite amount of swagger?"

Kendall pushed him back down, "Yes. You just don't want anyone to be cooler than you"

James pulled out his mirror, "That is not true. I don't care if someone's cooler than me as long as they're not prettier than me"

Logan nodded, "If that's so than I'll just go do math homework so you'll feel better"

Logan walked out minus the strut. Kendall watched him go subtly checking him out. Logan was still wearing his tight pants even though he complained about them.

As soon as Logan had left, Kendall leaned down to James, "Why are you so worried about Logan's swagger?"

James shrugged, "I can't control it. I don't know why everyone thinks it's in my head"

"It is in your head"

James glanced in his mirror, "James and I disagree"

"Kendall forcefully grabbed the mirror tugging it out of James' hand, "You are not pulling that excuse. Tell me the truth"

James looked at the door to Logan's room, "Logan's better looking than me"

Kendall backed away unsure of how to react, "Since when have you thought that?"

"Since Gustavo told me to stop looking in the mirror so much. I promised I'd make more eye contact with you guys. Have you seen Logan's eyes? They're, like, the prettiest chocolate brown. I can't stop thinking about them and him"

Kendall raised an eyebrow, "Really. You're in love with Logan?"

The pretty boy glared at his friend, "You have a problem with that?"

"No, my problem is that Logan is mine"

James leapt to his feet, "NO. What make you think that?"

"You've liked Logan for a week. I've liked him since I was in Kindergarten. I deserve him"

The argument was interrupted by Carlos running into the apartment. He was holding a spatula in one hand and a bottle of hot sauce in the other. "Have either of you seen a mouse wearing a green party hat running around?"

They both shook their heads and Carlos sighed, "I knew I shouldn't have tried the soy sauce before the hot sauce."

Kendall decided to take advantage of the hyper boy's presence, "Carlos who do you think Logan should date me or mirror boy?"

Carlos looked up putting down his spatula, "Neither. He should date me"

They both stared at him angrily, "What?"

"I should date him, because I kissed him"

Kendall pulled the Latino over by his helmet strap. The three boys huddled together, "What do you mean you kissed him?"

Carlos shrugged innocently, "Superparrot told me to"

James grabbed Carlos by his shirt front, "What happened?"

"When I thought I had twenty four hours to live, I freaked out. Before I locked myself n the Panic Room-"

"It was the bathroom"

"Shut up James, I asked Superparrot what was the last thing I should do before I died. He told me to follow my heart"

"Honestly? Follow your heart? What is that, a fortune cookie?"

"Kendall, stop interrupting"

"I only interrupted you once. It was James the other time"

"I don't care who interrupted me, just stop. So, I ran up to the apartment and Logan was there. He was practicing his dance moves. I just ran up to him and kissed him and then ran into the Panic room"

"You just kissed him, and he didn't react at all?"

James leaned in suspiciously. Carlos looked down, "Well, I only kissed him on the cheek. I was too scared to kiss him on the lips. He probably just thought I was being weird"

The blonde and pretty boys sighed in relief. James spoke next, "He's mine"

Carlos laughed, "You may always get the girl, but you're just as inexperienced as us about asking out guys"

Kendall suddenly straightened, "Shouldn't we ask Logan who he likes first"

Carlos and James glanced at each other and then said in unison, "No. We shouldn't"

There was a pause and they all started cat fighting.

"He's mine"

"No, I want him"

"Not if I get him first"

A door opened and Logan poked his head out, "What are you guys fighting about?"

"We weren't fighting. This is a tactics to attract mice"

Both James and Kendall face palmed regretting letting Carlos ever open his mouth. Logan flashed his amazing grin, "That sound fun. I have to go. Sorry, I can't join you for the mouse hunt"

James moved in front of the other two, "Where are you going in such a hurry?"

Logan turned around biting his lip, "Nowhere. If Camille comes in tell her I moved away"

Logan left and they all looked at each other before returning to there fight. James succeeded in decking Kendall into the couch and Carlos messed up James hair which sent the pretty boy running to the bathroom to fix it. Kendall and Carlos started pushing each other around.

The fight was interrupted by a loud knock at the door. It slammed open to a very angry Camille. She froze examining the scene. Kendall and Carlos had each other by the throat and James had grabbed a rope and was about to tie the two together.

"What are you guys fighting about?"

They all separated, "Nothing"

Camille sighed, "I came here to find Logan. Where is he?"

"He said to tell you he moved away", Carlos was oblivious to her dark mood.

She glared at him, "Why is he so scared? All I want is the truth"

James moved forward, "Why would he think you're so angry?"

"Because he broke up with me"

They all resisted the urge to cheer, but none of them could resist small smiles. Camille put her hands on her hips, "What's so funny?"

Kendall wiped the grin off his face, "Nothing. Why did he break up with you?"

"He said he was in love with someone else. All I want is to figure out who that is"

The three boys looked at each other, "That's what we what to know too"

AN: DUN DUN DUN. Who is Logan in love with? Review and tell me who you think.