Note: As most people know, Deadpool has two voices in his head. When Deadpool speaks, it shall be italicized. When his 1st voice in his head speaks, it will be in bold. When his 2nd voice in his head speaks, it will be underlined. When anyone else talks in their head, it will be italicized.

Second Note: This takes place 5 months after the OVA of this Sakura Wars (yes there was an OVA … look it up) so Ratchet Altair is not in this. If you're wondering who Shinjiro is going out with … don't. (Once again watch the OVA; it will answer all of your questions.)

Disclaimer: I should also say that I do not own anything from Marvel, anything related to Sakura Wars, or any reference of pop culture Deadpool will make without my permission…. Then again if I did own any of those, I wouldn't be writing fan fics now would I? Ok, let's get started.

Chapter 1: SETTING THE STAGE

New York, 1929. It has been five months since Tutankhamen was defeated by the New York Combat Revue. The city still shows the scars of the … "battle" … (had to get that out my system, sorry) but has recovered substantially thanks to the helping hands of the people of New York City. Industry has once again started up in the city that never sleeps and life for the New Yorkers has returned to normal. Well, as normal as normal gets with monsters killing people every day. Yes well …Deadpool? Get out of here! Oh, come on! I'm bored back here, so let me help. No! Go back, wait till your lines come up! … fine, damnit … Sorry about that folks, anyways, as the citizens returned to their daily lives the Little Lip Theater was as busy as always preparing for their next play, while remaining vigilante for anything that threatens the safety of New York.

"Well Captain Taiga, you have, without a doubt, proven yourself as one of the finest leaders I have ever seen. You may even surpass Ratchet one of these days!" Said Michael Sunnyside, commander of the New York Combat Revue. Shinjiro then stood strait and saluted. "Thank you very much Mr. Sunnyside! I will continue to do my best, sir!"

Sunnyside then smiled and said "That's good to hear Mr. Taiga. After all, you are the glue that keeps this team together!" Shinjiro smiled when he heard this. It wasn't every day that Sunnyside gave him compliments, and was glad that he wasn't teasing him. "Now, Mr. Taiga, I have put this off for a couple of months, but I believe it's time that we talked about your last major defense of New York." Shinjiro tensed up. Sunnyside was never usually this serious about this kind of thing. Had he messed up somewhere? Had he done something wrong? "However, I believe everyone should be in here when I say this so allow me to let them in."

Sunnyside then got up, with one of his million dollar smiles, and headed toward the door. When he opened the door, the rest of the Star Division fell through the door, as they struggled to get themselves untangled from the dog pile, Subaru simply walked around them, simply ignoring their existence. "Oh … Uh … H-hello Mr. Sunnyside …" started Gemini with her Texan accent. "W-we were just walking around and we just started to lean on your door and …" said Cherion trying to cover up their misdeed. "If Subaru recalls, you were all looking for Shinjiro, and then start to eavesdrop on their conversation." Stated Subaru. "W-well no one asked you Subaru!" shouted Cherion "Please, stop fighting you two." Said Diana trying to calm Cherion down. "Yeay! Fight! Fight! Fight!" shouted Rosita adding to the confusion.

"Alright alright, that's enough. Please settle down so we may discus something important." Sunnyside said sternly. Everyone instantly quieted down. "Now I believe you all did a wonderful job in stopping Tutankhamen from taking over New York, but I believe that he was too close in succeeding." "Don't worry Mr. Sunnyside!" announced Shinjiro, "I promise that we will train hard so that we will get stronger. We won't let anyone succeed in destroying New York!" The Star Division smiled proudly at their leader determination, even Subaru let out a smirk behind her fan. "I have no doubt that you will do that Mr. Taiga, however, I still believe you will need some back up from now on. So I am going to add a new member to the Star Division." Announced Sunnyside. "A new member?" Shouted everyone in unison. No one had expected that Sunnyside would even consider a new member in the Star Division. "Now this person was highly recommended by an old friend of mine. He will be here in a few hours so …"

"Wait … did you say 'He' uncle?" asked Diana. There were few people who had the Pneuma in the world, and even fewer were men. Pneuma was the thing that powered the Star Division's steam power robots so this was a huge deal. "Yes, now as I was saying, he was recommended by an old friend of mine. According to him, the recruit is highly skilled, with a substantial amount of Pneuma. When he was recommended, I had to agree, but …"

"What's the matter Sunnyside?" asked Cherion, "This guy isn't a trouble maker or anything is he?" "Well … that's the thing, my friend was acting really anxious when talking to me, almost as if he was trying to get rid of him …" "Subaru believes that, maybe we should not consider him then." Stated Subaru, "If he could hurt the team, then we should just stay as we are." "Don't say that Subaru!" yelled Gemini, "We don't now even know this cowpoke, we can't just say he's a bad guy, just because his friend is nervous." "Yeah, and if he is bad, I'll just shoot him up!" added Rosita. "By the way Mr. Sunnyside," started Shinjiro, "who is this old friend of yours?" Sunnyside just smiled and said, "He's just an old friend, so let's leave it at that."

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"Soooooooooo, why did Nick Fury call us again?" Deadpool asked himself as he "attempts to get rid of us …" "Don't be stupid," Deadpool said out loud, reassuring himself, "Fury said he had a job that only we could do. He said it involved big bucks, so of course we're going to …" "Now you see, that's the thing I don't get, he asked us that right after we ruined one of their missions." "Oh, come on, it wasn't that bad …" "But, we shot Phobes in the arm." "He's old enough to take a bullet and you know it!" "He's 13 years old!" "Oh … we'll … we're still getting paid a lot of money for this." "Now that's the other thing I don't get, aren't we rich?" As Deadpool thought this, he found the entrance to the base, as he entered, everyone gives him the evil eye, especially Phobes. He enters Nick Fury's office, where they finally have a chance to talk. "Hello Deadpool," Nick Fury said in his aggressive tone "I didn't think that you'd actually show up." "Well what can I say, I always keep my promises." "No you don't." "What? Yes I do!" No … No you don't." "SHUT UP! No one asked you!" "Deadpool! Who the hell are you talking to?" Fury interrupted. Deadpool looked then looked to Fury and said, "Uh … no one … so what's this job you need me for Fury?"

Nick Fury adjusted his sitting and said, "Here's the deal Deadpool, I want you gone." Deadpool went into a momentary period of shock. " … Wow … you really hate me don't ya Nick." "Yes, I do." Responded Nick Fury, "It's not just me either Deadpool. According to numerous reports from Thor, Rogers, and Stark, you have, in one month, destroyed 30 casinos, blown up 20 buildings, had 15 ice cream shops set on fire, and shot over 300 heroes, including Thor, Rogers, Stark, and Phobes." "I warned you didn't I?" "In my defense, I honestly thought the ice cream shops were Hydra bases." "But they weren't, remember? You got the instructions wrong." Deadpool then hit his head to shut his two voices up. "Alright then Nick, you want me gone, I'm gone! I'll lay low in my safe house and waste away as I eat my cheesy puff only diet and …" "No Deadpool," interrupted Fury, "if you're going to go away, I'm at least going to put you to use. An old friend of mine asked for some help, he'll probably never talk to me after this, but you're worth it." "You flatter me Mr. Fury … just out of curiosity … have I ever met this guy?" "Why would you ask that?" "To make sure I've never shot him before."

"He's from an alternate universe, so I wouldn't say so." Replied Fury. "Oh, well that makes ALTERNATE UNIVERSE? Wow, when you want me gone, you want me gone …" "Deadpool," Fury stated, "for once in your life will you shut up? Now as I was saying, he says he needs some help defending his version of New York. He also said something about requiring 'Pneuma' but I have no idea what that is, so I'm guessing you have a lot of it." Deadpool stroked his chin, "So let me get this straight … this friend of yours, who happens to be from an alternate universe, asked you for some back up in his version of New York. When he asked you this, you saw it as the perfect chance to get rid of me, thus screwing your friend over. Am I right?"

Nick Fury sighed and said, "Only half right. He's the commander of a secret military organization who, like I said before, defends New York from the super natural. I now you can help them, but I also know things will be worse for them before they get better. This may be exile for you, but you have a chance to turn it into redemption. If you help them out enough, I will consider to bring you back understand?" "I say we stab him in his good eye right now." "Didn't you hear anything he just said? This is our chance to gain the respect from everyone else! We can become the heroes we always wanted to be!" "Alright Nick, I'll go willingly, just let me get my xbox and games, and I'll go through the portal or whatever … "

"Yeah … about that Deadpool," Fury interrupted, the alternate Earth is currently in the year 1929." "My god … no videogames …" "Forget what I said before, stab his eye of deceit." "That is unfortunate sir; I shall be taking my leave then. Please don't try to stop me sir, I would hate to shoot the kids … again." "Deadpool, you should know that the only way to get out of here alive is through that portal." Deadpool then turns his back on Fury and says, "Oh yeah? Well whose gonna stop …" Deadpool then sees that behind him was standing Thor, Iron Man, and Captain America (Bucky) ready for him to make a break for it. "... Ok Nick, but I'm going to need a new set of cloths, my katana, enough guns to fill a big duffle bag, and 20 bags of cheesy puffs." He turned around to see that Nick Fury had everything he asked for already on the table. "How did he do that?" "Uh … He's Nick Fury … He's Stan Lee's Chuck Norris."

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Cherry Crocker and Anri Yoshio were sitting down on a bench near the pier, waiting for the arrival of Sunnyside's new recruit. Anri yawned and said, "Why are we the one's waiting for this guy?" "Because Anri," replied Cherry, "everyone else needs their sleep for the show, and Kayama is on a job collecting information right now, so that just leaves you and me." "But at 4 A.M.?" complained Anri. "Why is his boat coming in so early anyways?" "Not sure," said Cherry, "Knowing Sunnyside, he's probably being smuggled into the country, or something." Anri then started going from a fit, to a panic, "I don't know about this Cherry, what if this guy is some kind of weirdo?" Cherry then smiled. "Isn't that what you said about Shin when you first saw him?" Anri started getting red when she remembered the event. When she first met Shin in his room, he was, in her opinion, just another scary guy, but over time, she started to have a crush him (her and everyone else). "What's the matter Anri? Are you thinking about Shin?" Cherry teased. "W-w-what? N-no! Why would I think about him?" Anri yelled as she started to hit Cherry.

As they started to laugh, Cherry got a call from her cameraton . "Hello?" Sunnyside said from the cameraton, "Cherry, are you there?" Cherry picked up the cameraton and said, "Yes Mr. Sunnyside. The recruit still hasn't arrived yet, and we are awaiting his ship." There was a brief pause in the conversation. "Ship?" questioned Sunnyside, "Who said anything about a ship?" Cherry and Anri gave each other a confused look. If he wasn't coming by boat, why where they at the pier? "I received a call from my friend; he should be there any second now. Oh, by the way … keep what you two are about to see to yourselves. Sunnyside out.

As Sunnyside hung up, a giant purple portal appeared out of nowhere. The two members of the Rainbow Division stood in awe as it pulsed waves of energy at them. As the seconds grew longer, they started to hear a faint sound. "W-w-what's that sound?" whimpered Anri. The sound started to grow louder as time went on. "It …" Cherry started, "it sounds like someone yelling …" The yelling got louder and louder and a figure started to appear. "W-what is that thing?" exclaimed Anri. The figure then launched out the portal and landed right on his face. Moments later, a large duffle bag slammed right behind him, with the portal closing right after. As it got up they saw that it was wearing a trench coat, and jeans. The creature had a full red head, pure white eyes, large black ovals around his eyes, and no mouth.

He then groaned and said "Great, I'm an 'it'? First Thor hits me in the portal with his giant, stupid hammer, and now the stupid narrator of this stupid fan fic is calling me an 'it'!" Hey! Don't call me stupid! "Well to bad! You are stupid! You, Thor, and Nick Fury!" "Dude, you should really stop arguing with the narrator …" "Shut Up! I can argue with whoever I want!" "No, he's right, we should really stop. The narrator can do … things …" "Tch, like what?" Oh, just something like this.

"W-who is he talking to Cherry …?" asked Anri. "I-I don't know, but you were right, he is a weirdo …" "Curse you for making me look bad in front of two girls who I can't see without them stepping into the light of the convenient lamppost I'm under." scorned Deadpool under his breath. "Um … are … are you the recruit that Mr. Sunnyside is expecting …" asked Cherry. "That depends, is he this commander of the New York Combat …uh …" "Revue." "… Menu?" Cherry sighed a breath of relief, "Close enough." Cherry, with Anri hiding right behind her in fear, stepped into the light, which, for some reason made the man's eyes widden. "I'm Cherry Crocker, one of the members of the Rainbow Division." "Huh ... well Cherry Crocker, I have only one thing to ask you." Cherry was a little hesitant at first to agree. "Oh ... well ... alright, I guess it couldn't hurt ..."

Deadpool then ran toward Cherry and grabbed her hands. "Will you marry me?" Cherry and Anri's faces grew red rappidly as they let out a simultanious "WHAT?" "That's right, from the moment I laid eyes on you, I knew that you were the one!" Deadpool exlaimed as he had a hilucination of Cherry in a wedding dress. "Your beautiful hair, your slender curves, those lovley eyes, and those loucious lips! It was a mach made in heaven, you and me! What do you say, my sweet Cherry? Will you be Mrs. Cherry Wilson?" Cherry was so stunned at what just happened, some random "person" she just met proposed to her without any warning what so ever. Sure shed been looking for a man, but this was just too much.

"N-no! absolutly not!" yelled Anri in protest. Both Deadpool and Cherry focused thier attention on Anri, who was as red as a beat. "You can't just propose to someone you just met!" she yelled pointing at Deadpool. "We don't even know your name y-you weirdo!" "OOOOOOOOOOOOH. Burn big time!" "I second that, figuring she used a word that descibes us perfectly." "Huh," started Deadpool as his focus turned to Anri, "and just who would you be girly?" Anri gulped while looking at the menacing weirdo. "A-A-Anri Yoshio, the second member of the Rain ..." "Alright, alright, I don't need to hear your life's story. Anyways Anri ... whydid you call me weirdo?" "B-because you are one!" "Oh nononononononono, Anri, I'm even acting weird ... yet. I hope you're ready girly, because I'm going to turn your world upside down." Deadpool then grabbed Anri's sholders, and started to shake her back and forth. "Well? Are you ready Anri? ARE YOU?" In a panic, Anri screamed and slapped Deadpool strait across the face, after which she ran back to Cherry and hid behind her. "Awww, you scared her off..." "Thank you, thank you, I'll be hear all weak."

The cameraton then sounded for an incoming call. "Cherry?" said Sunnyside on the phone, "is the recruit here yet?" Cherry paused and answered "Um ... yes sir ..." "Excellent, please bring him immediatly, its time he meet his new team mates."

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Shinjiro yanned as he sat in Sunnyside's office. He, and the rest of the Star Division, had been called to greet their new member at 4:30 A.M., but that was an hour ago. Gemini had dozed off right beside Shinjiro, Rosita was up and about touching everything in Mr. Sunnyside's office, Diana had taken it upon herself to make coffee for everyone, Cherion was paceing impaciently across the room, and Subaru was sitting on the couch opposite of Shinjiro, showing no emotion at all. They all had a hard day from practicing their play, The Phantom of the Opera,they were looking foward to a full eight hours of sleep, but Mr. Sunnyside had woken them up, now they're felling the strain.

"Alright what the hell Sunnyside?" yelled Cherion waking Gemini up. "You called us here to meet the new recruit one hour ago! We shoud be sleeping for today's preformance, not waiting for a late recruit!" "Subaru agrees," stated Subaru (obviously), "There is no reason that we can not greet him during the day, it makes much less sense to waste or time." "Now, now," said Sunnyside saids trying to calm them down, "I'm sure they'll be here soon." "Awwwwww, but we're tired ..." complained Rosita, finally running out of energy. "Yeah Mr. Sunnyside," started Gemini rubbing her eyes, "were all mighty tired, can't we just hit the hay already?" Diana then sighed and said "They're right uncle. It's ubhealthy to wake up yhis early, we should get to sleep soon."

looked around the room .. he was losing. It was time he played his trump card, the one he could only play every three months to get the girls to do whatever he wants (anymore and Subaru would have caught on) "Well don't look at me," Sunny side started, "It was Shinster's idea!" "Huh?" said Shinjiro as he snapped out of his drowzyness. All eyes were on Shinjiro now as Sunnyside sit backed and watched the , highly confused, tried to mak sense of the situation in his head. "W-well ..." started Gemini "if Shiny thinks its a good idea ... then so do I." she finished blushing. "Yeay! Go Shins Go!" yelled Rosita, finding renewed energy. "Well, I suuppose its ok if you think so Shin ..." said Diana, also blushing. " I guess I can wait a little longer..." said Cherion trying to hide her red face. "Hm. Well although I do not agree, Subaru will respect our leader's decision." Said Subaru hiding her face behind her fan.

Shinjiro sighed and thought, "Sometimes I think he just keeps me here as a scapegoat." "Well know, I believe everyone's a bit more awake know, but hows that coffee coming along Diana?" said Mr. Sunntside cheerfully. "I'm sorry uncle, but we're all out, I need to go down to the lobby to get some more." Diana said waliking toward the door. "All right," started Sunnyside, "hurry ba ..." before he could finish his sentance, the door slammed open, hitting Diana in the face and knocking her to the ground. Everyone was in shock, and ran to help up Diana. "Diana! Are you ok?" Shinjiro asked Diana, trying to help her up. "Hey! Didn't anyone hear ... ooooh what happened?" "Whaddya mean what happened?" yelled Cherion, "the door just flew open and hit ..." Everyone suddenly realized that someone had entered the room. They slowly looked behined themselves to see a total stranger, someone with full red head, pure white eyes, large black ovals around his eyes, and no mouth.