HOW I MET THE BOONDOCK SAINTS

Ted/Bob Saget:

Kids, have I ever told you about the time we met those Irish twins at the bar?

No?

Really? I haven't?

Well, it's a great story…

So, not to be creepy or anything, but this idea came to me in a dream, and Athena convinced me to write it down. Which is why this is for Athena.