Disclaimer: I do not own Harry potter or the series (sadly).

Sorry this isn't anything special just my first fanfic. A little sort one just to get the feel of things. Still tell me what your think and if you see any errors. Thanks! Loves u!

BASH! CRASH! BAM! BANG!

OH FUCK! BUGGER! JESUS CHR-HA-UMPH…

…Sirius?

…Moony?

…Did you just fall down the stairs?

Yes.

…Did it hurt?

Yes.

…Did you break anything?

No, no. No, worries I'm fi- I mean…OH! OUCH! MOONY! IT HURTSS! REAL BAD! I need you to come kiss it pweeaaseee!

What'd you hurt?

My peni-

-Don't say penis-

-CALADA!

…Goodbye Sirius.

Awww! But my peni-CALADA!