Epilogue

Game Over - You Win?

Sonic collapsed forward as he walked into his house (which was conveniently very close to Tails's House), his body was stained with white blotches from all of the people he had screwed today though most had come from Tails and Amy only just a couple of minutes ago. He drifted into an unconscious abyss, he wondered what Tails and Amy were doing right now, if they were cleaning up from their threesome activity or if maybe they were just finishing their pillow talk, or maybe they had started at it once more. He had taught, demonstrated to Tails the art of the missionary position and the control benefits that went along with it, and also the disadvantages. For those two, they had a whole life full of wonderful sexual adventures ahead of them just waiting to be explored, collected, and totaled into some floating head scoreboard to be conquered years later.

But for Sonic, this had been a mission of peace and emergency. Seeing the "Game Over" message that hovered above the last paragraph, Sonic the Pervert was satisfied, now that his obsessive lust had been sated thanks to the filling of Sally Acorn, Amy Rose, and Tails Prower's bodies with his gorgeous "ambition". Sonic scooted his way to the carpet, where he balled up, shivering with delight, and almost shocked by just how much pussy and furry ass he had totally scored today. SEGA could take its foot and shove it straight up its own ass, much of this had years of potential just being slowly built up and up. Why else would they invent creatures that showed extremely feminine and masculine characteristics but wore virtually no clothes whatsoever? If he remembered correctly, his comic book counterpart even ended up almost marrying Sally Acorn on at least two separate occasions and dated numerous females during his high life.

What the hell was Rouge the Bat made for anyway?

"Well, you did it Sonic. You've quelled your sexual urges." addressed the author finally from behind a lazy blue background that Sonic was now laying down in, covered in sperm.

"Yeah, heh heh. I guess I did."

"There's just one problem though..."

"What?"

"Well... someone got live footage of what you did to Tails and Amy and sent it to FOXNews. Now parents everywhere are freaking out and filing lawsuits against SEGA, and the company is sure to go bankrupt within the next seven hours."

"So that means that I'm out of a job?"

"It seems most likely."

"Aw man." Sonic pouted, clutching his stomach.

"Also, since they knew what game was responsible for it, they've decided to scrap the game you were just in an effort to protect the children. Even though they're trying to save face, it won't do them a lot of good. Once pornography goes viral, especially furry porn, its like a tidal wave that cannot be stopped no matter what."

"...any bright side to this?"

"Well, not really, I told you, there's a problem."

"But you just TOLD ME THE PROBLEM."

"Well, that problem didn't necessarily effect you immediately."

"Well, out with it then!"

"Well!" the author scoffed, offended.

"Well?"

"Can we please stop saying 'well'?"

"Fine."

"The other problem is that you forgot to collect all 7 chaos emeralds... so you kind of hit the bad ending." the author scratched his head teasingly.

"o_o" Sonic shot off the floor, "THERE WEREN'T ANY CHAOS EMERALDS IN THIS GAME YOU RETARD!"

"Oh yeah." the author sweated, "Heh, never mind. No worries then!"

The doorbell rang abruptly, interrupting their conversation. Sonic went over to the door and when he opened it he got that bad feeling in his stomach that came whenever he ate a bad chili dog. Standing outside of his home were two police officers, neither of them Mobians or even animal-looking, and they looked like they had just walked out of Sonic X.

"Can I... help you?"

"Yes, first, put some pants on punk." the first officer answered, shielding his eyes. Sonic covered himself shyly.

"Second, is your name Sonic?"

"Yeah."

"Sonic. You're under arrest for at least 3 counts of statutory rape."

"WHAT!"

"You're coming with us Sonic the Pervert."

"B-BUT I'M SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!"

The police officer pulled out a sketchpad and looked at it, then at Sonic, and shook his head. "No, see here. Sonic the Hedgehog always ends the game by having all 7 chaos emeralds."

"o_o" Sonic the Pervert stared at drawing of himself, surrounded by all 7 chaos emeralds, and his eye twitched.

"Without all seven, you couldn't possibly be Sonic. Besides, even my kids know full well Sonic isn't some disgusting pervert like you!"

"NOOOOO!" cried Sonic as the screen faded to black and the story ended with just these words.

SONIC GOT ARRESTED FOR STATUTORY RAPE.

TIME BONUS - 60
RING BONUS - 0
CONDOM BONUS - 0
MORALITY BONUS - minus 1000000

TOTAL - 0

THANKS FOR PLAYING!

TRY TO GET ALL OF THE EMERALDS NEXT TIME!