Chapter 2! Sorry I haven't updated
Me: *Runs to door to see what Derek ran from* HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHa OHMIGAWD! You were scared of that? *Grabs shot gun* Bye Bye Squirrely! *shots squirrel off front steps*
Derek: I AM NEVER OPENING YOUR DOOR AGAIN!
Me: GOOD *glares* You made me kill an innocent squirrel
Derek:….How did even knock?
Me: UM HELLO? It's a squirrel!
Derek: o_0 ok…
*Knock Knock*
Me and Derek: *Look at each other*
Me: *walks to door and opens into stands there shell shocked before screaming bloody murder* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? AHHHHH MY EYES BURN! GET AWAY! *Again grabs shot gun*
Person: Oh baby baby baby!
Me: BYE *SHOOTS JUSTIN BIEBER in the face*
Group of girls: *screams* OHMYGODDDD SHE JUST KILLED HIM! AHHHHHH!
Me: *Slams door* GOD DAMN BITCHES
Derek: o_0…..