Chapter 2! Sorry I haven't updated

Me: *Runs to door to see what Derek ran from* HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHa OHMIGAWD! You were scared of that? *Grabs shot gun* Bye Bye Squirrely! *shots squirrel off front steps*

Derek: I AM NEVER OPENING YOUR DOOR AGAIN!

Me: GOOD *glares* You made me kill an innocent squirrel

Derek:….How did even knock?

Me: UM HELLO? It's a squirrel!

Derek: o_0 ok…

*Knock Knock*

Me and Derek: *Look at each other*

Me: *walks to door and opens into stands there shell shocked before screaming bloody murder* WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? AHHHHH MY EYES BURN! GET AWAY! *Again grabs shot gun*

Person: Oh baby baby baby!

Me: BYE *SHOOTS JUSTIN BIEBER in the face*

Group of girls: *screams* OHMYGODDDD SHE JUST KILLED HIM! AHHHHHH!

Me: *Slams door* GOD DAMN BITCHES

Derek: o_0…..