Jeff muse decided to write his own fairytale. Too bad everyone keeps interrupting him... Jeff & Matt are two princes who have to save Jeff's (ahem) "princess" Adam when the evil Randy Dragon kidnaps him. Fantasy, silly humor, parody of fairytales, bullshittery, cattyness, bickering, mentions of sex, language, some drag, sarcasm... Jeff/Adam. Hints at JeriMiz, Randy/Mor, Hunter/Mor, Almost Everyone/Mor. There's just two little chaps & it's finished. I split them up into two parts.

I own nothing, not even the plot. My one of a kind Jeff muse owns this madness... we're neither one making cash tho..

(Jeff narrates)

Once upon a time in a kingdom far away called Imag-I-

Matt: (snorts) Really?

Jeff: Shut up and lemme tell it.

Anyway.. there lived two princes. The younger prince Jeff fell in love with a beautiful princess named Adam.

Edge: (twitches) Why'm I the princess?

Jeff: Cuz I said so.

Anyway again.. Jeff fell in love with a beautiful princess named Adam (Edge huffs). But Jeff's older brother Prince Matthew didn't like that none. He said Adam was nothing but a little slut who'd end up breaking Jeff's heart. See, PrinceMatthewDidn't trustThatHis youngerBrotherPrince could makeHisOwnDecisions becauseMattWas a stubborn..

Matt: Jeff! Ranting!

Jeff: (blinks) Oh,sorry..

Matt: And use spaces. It's hard to read it.

Jeff: Who'sTellingThis?

Matt: I know, but it's hard to read it.

Jeff: Bitch. Ugh. Fine.

Anyway, once again.. The Hardy Princes lived in this kingdom and blah blah.. Jeff was awesome. He had cool hair and a wicked beard and this sick face paint he liked to wear when he was kicking some ass out on the battlefield. His older brother Matt had dark hair and a look that suggested he constantly smelled rotten eggs. Matt was lazy and sat on his ass while his younger, more daring and charismatic, brother waged war on the battlefield.

Matt: That's not true! I don't like this story! I'm plenty of a hard worker!

Jeff: Jeez, don't get your panties in a bunch. It's just a story. Sheesh.

Anyways, Prince Jeff saw the lovely Princess Addy in town one day. Adam was reading a book and they were immediately smitten with one another and started to court.

Of course Matt wasn't happy. But Jeff always suspected it was because Matt was being a jealous bitch and wanted the Princess Addy for himself because he wanted to be King instead of Jeff.

Matt: What? I'm not jealous of you.

Matt was always jealous of his younger brother cuz he was the more popular one and got all the pretty boys.

Matt: (cocks head to the side) Seriously?

So one day Jeff, Adam and a huffing, jealous Matt trailing after them, were taking a stroll through the forest. Adam's hand in Jeff's and a blush upon his fair cheeks.

Adam blushed and bowed his head, gazing up at his prince with the prettiest hazel eyes. He reached a hand up to rake a strand of his long blond hair back behind his ear as it had fell into his pretty face. Adam smiled coyly before leaning down to whisper in Jeff's ear. Jeff smirked, a certain part of him growing very hard all of a sudden.

'Like I said; Slut.' Prince Matthew thought to himself as Jeff took Adam's hand and lead him behind a tree, telling the huffing, cross-armed Matthew they'd be back shortly.

Matt: And Prince Matthew, the dark and handsome, waited and waited and waited while his brother took his time, probably banging the princess against a tree.

Jeff: Matt! I'm telling it!

Matt: (scoffs) Whatever.

Anyway, after pinning Addy up against a tree and hiking up his dress and shoving his own pants down some..

Edge: (blinks) Dress! What?

Adam wrapped his long legs around Jeff's waist, pulling him closer as Jeff..

Matt: Scared the poor birds and bunnies and other woodland creatures away.

Jeff: (growls) MATT!

Edge: (twitches) Dress? Why'm I always in a dress?

Jeff: Duh. You're a princess.

Edge: But.. but.. but.. (whines) I don't wanna be a princess!

Jeff: Well, you're a princess. It's my story, deal with it!

Edge: (sniffles) Matty! Jeffy screamed at me! (pouts)

Matt: (sighs) Jeff, don't scream at the baby.

Jeff: (groans) Fine. Sorry, Addy. (snuggles)

Edge: (continues to pout)

Anyways, Jeff thrust into Adam one last time sending them both over the edge.

Matt: (snorts)

Right before the evil dragon Randy arrived with fire and an evil hiss.

Randy: I'm the evil dragon? (shrugs) Kay.

The dragon landed and rolled his bald head on its massive neck before flapping its wings and breathing fire. Adam let out a shriek and hid behind his daring prince as Jeff drew his sword.

Matt: The sword was already drawn, Jeff.

Jeff: Not THAT sword! He already put that one away!

"Stand back, foul demon or I might have to chop off your head." Jeff warned with a snarl.

The Randy Dragon gave an unimpressed snort. "You? A pipsqueak like you? Please. I came for your princess. He is to be mine. Hand him over and I shall leave your precious village alone and not destroy it."

"Never!" Jeff snarled, rushing at the Randy Dragon with the sword. Randy yawned as the sword clanged uselessly against his scaly body as Jeff swung it. Randy then grabbed the sword and bent it easily as if it were made of cheap plastic before swiping his arm at Jeff and flinging the young prince away. Jeff groaned and tried to get up, but he heard Adam's scream as Randy picked him up and took back to the skies, carrying Jeff's fair blonde to a tower somewhere.

"Aaah! Put me down.. wait! Don't drop me! Jeffy! Save me!"

Jeff fell to his knees, screaming his fury while Matt stood there saying, "Wow. Over-dramatic much?"

Matt could be a real arse-hole.

Matt: (huffs)

I just split it up. I dunno why. Okay... I know there is another Adam/Jeff 'Beauty & the Beast' fairytale thing from that chick that I got into w/ about my 'Muse Troubles', but I'll say first that mine is very different. Mine was wrote weeks ago before she ever posted hers & I didn't tell anyone but Twitter about it. So I didn't rip her off, she didn't rip me off, just in case someone wants to say so. I'm super squeamish. Hard to believe, yeah? Besides, mine's parody & goofy & Jeff's the Prince, the 'top' & Adam's his damsel in distress. Kinda got irked b/c I've had this one done & there's like this backwards version in summary. But they're different & I didn't even get the idea from there. Just to clarify; terrible coincidence... Just for funs anyway. Don't mean to sound mean.. but ugh... & I mean no offense to Matty. Neither does Jeff muse. It was just some brotherly picking-on ;)

& this was published on the 2 year anniversary of when 'Captive', my first wrestling fic, was published in 2009. That one was very dark, this is very light. In 2 years I took Jeff from the kidnapped victim to the daring hero. & poor Adam from a deranged love-sick psycho to a princess... (scratches head) Not sure how I did that... lol!