As requested, this is Agni's guide! And jeez...just to make you rabid fanatics happy.

I have decided to make a sequel to Kuroshitsuji Robot Epidemic. Here's a small excerpt:

I ruffle my blond hair and stare at the huge billboard.

"KUDOS TO SOFA THE MONK."

I really, really hate that woman. But there's no denying she has a sense of humor.

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Owner's Guide and Manual: Agni

OMG! CURRY! Yes, I'm presenting Agni, suggested by AznRoll.

Your awesome curry-making butler comes with the following:

1) One plain turban

2) Green sherwani

3)Yellow and white sash

4) Plain churidars

5) Silver hoop earrings

6) Bindi

7) Bandages for his "hand of God" (replacement orders to Phantom company supplied.)

We take no responsibility for any physical or mental damage on the off chance that Agni will activate his "hand of God" accessory. Luckily, this is a benevolent unit and cannot be provoked unless if he is put into an uncomfortable situation regarding his Soma-sama. And by "uncomfortable" I don't mean THAT sort of uncomfortable, you nasty-minded fangirls.

To remove your Agni unit:

1) Get a Soma unit and scream; "OH MY GOD IT'S SOMA!" Your Agni will bounce out and start crying in admiration of his "god". Your Soma unit will either be exasperated or overjoyed.

2) Get a Sebastian unit: these two units actually get along quite well, despite the fact that Agni is absolutely devout and religious, while Sebastian is...well, when did demons EVER worship anything?

The modes your Agni unit comes in:

1) Normal: The Agni unit is a very handy unit to have around; he's a kinder version of the Sebastian unit...and there's no chance of him eating your soul.

2) Soma-worshipper: He will practically build a shrine around your annoyed Soma unit and kowtow towards his "magnificence". (Again, go away you perverted fangirls!)

3) Girly: SOMEONE SHOOT ME PLEASE, I CAN'T IMAGINE THIS AT ALL!

Jobs:

1) Butler: He's as competent as the Sebastian and Claude units. With the added benefit that he doesn't leave spiders everywhere and lick you. (CLAUDE HAS A TONGUE FETISH, I SWEAR!)

2) God of Curry: Love curry? Love having it every single day? Agni's curry is unparalled; from over 500 different spices and ingredients he will choose a unique combination for you every day; and it's NEVER the same. Plus...if you ask nicely, he will feed you.

3) Fellow Soma-worshipper: "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY SOMA!" Yep...have fun.

Food:

CURRY! And ENGLISH FOOD! And...whatever the hell you make for him...or whatever the hell you have in your fridge.

Cleaning:

Uh...he can clean himself. Thanks anyway.

Questions and Answers:

Q: He's stopped worshipping Soma and now sings the Kuroshitsuji Fangirl anthem with me every single morning.

A: Wow...that's unexpected. I guess he's a dedicated fanboy now.

Q: OMG HE'S IN GIRLY MODE! CAN I SEND HIM BACK?

A: No. I'm not coming over for a repair and reset either. I'll leave him with you so he can scar your mind.

Q: I put him in a ballet production with Drocell, William, and Grell.

A: NICE GOING. You just devastated the world of ballet.