Alright, this story will be composed of a series of very, and I mean very short drabbles... all of them containing only dialogue, and all of them about couples. Here's the first, hope you enjoy it =]

Hey Evans, go out with me?

I will not.

Come to Hogsmeade with me?

I will absolutely not.

How about Hagrid's, then?

For the very last time, Potter, no.

Come to the… er, library with me?

I'm going to hex you now, Potter…

Come to – OUCH! … Erm, Evans?

NOW what? WHAT do you have against me having a moment's peace? HUH?

Come to the hospital wing with me?