Me: Hello, hello, hello! Welcome to the all-new tricked-out Twilight Town Stadium! Here, characters from all over the Kingdom Hearts universe will clash head-to-head in epic battles of awesome proportions! Even though I don't own Kingdom Hearts or any of its characters, ideas, etc…
Sora: Sweetness! Lemme at em! (runs toward entrance to battlefield)
Me: (grabs by hood) Wait just a minute! There are a few rules/guidelines I need to lay down first!
1. The combatants that take place in the fight are determined by YOU, the reader! Leave a suggestion in the form of a review and I will try and use everyone's ideas at some point! So basically, if I don't get some suggestions, there aren't gonna be any battles…
2. Try to make the pair-ups interesting! For example, Sora vs. Roxas has already taken place in KH. If you REALLY wanna see them have a rematch, I suppose maybe I could write one…if you bribe me with sea salt ice cream X) but for the most part, try to find new battles that have never been seen before!
3. You get to decide the contestants, but I get to decide the outcome. Obviously you can root for whoever you'd like, but no one will know who the winner is until they read….Don't worry, I won't be biased toward my fave characters (most of the time…)
4. This is a rule for the ones taking place in the battle. The winner is determined when one player is knocked out or unable to get up/fight back anymore. YOU MAY NOT KILL YOUR OPPONENT!
Xigbar: Can I torture them and beat them mercilessly?
Me: Yes you may.
Xigbar: (pumps fist) Yes!
Me: So, any character goes, whether they are a KH, Disney, or Square Enix character! As long as they appear in the KH series at some point! Well, our warriors are eagerly waiting for battle, I'm eagerly awaiting them suggestions! See you soon IN THE ARENA. How was it? Did I sound awesome?
Riku: (rolls eyes) Uh, yeah….you should be in a commercial…definitely….