The little green looked up and tilted his head, "Bigger Hulk?"

Hulk smiled and picked him up, hugging him. Now he had something new that would stay with him, "see, baby Hulk!" he showed Ben.

Ben stared, "I gotta stop drinking with you."

Hulk smiled and held baby Hulk, "Where baby Hulk come from?"

"Name Hulkie," he shrugged. He had no idea there was a bigger him.

Hulk smiled, "Hulk take good care of baby Hulk, had practice."

Hulkie blinked as he was held. He didn't know he was a baby. But maybe that made sense. He couldn't count without his fingers or toes. So then bigger Hulk must be daddy. He didn't know he had a daddy. he smiled and hugged him.

"Daddy."

Hulk smiled widely and went home, completely forgeting about Ben. The Rock man stared and shook his head, walking home. At least he wouldn't have to worry about him being depressed.

Hulk got him home and looked around. What to do first? He paused and looked at the bundle in his arms.

"Baby Hulk in diapers?" he just got a head tilt. He nodded. Diapers. He set him on the couch and grabbed the diapers from by the playpen.

Hulkie looked around. It was a pretty big house. He wondered what kind of food there. He climbed off the couch and walked toward the kitchen. He saw a pot of Mac and cheese, yum!

He reached for it but was picked up by bigger Hulk, "Baby Hulk need diapers," he took him back to the couch and diapered him. He paused. He wondered if he could fit kitty's old shirts.

Hulkie poked the diaper. It was soft. Hulk pulled a shirt over his head. It was a pretty good fit except being long. HUlk smiled and picked him up.

"Hulkie hungry?"

Hulkie nodded. he wasn't used to people being able to lift him, let alone carry him places.

Hulk smiled and made him a bowl of food and sat him on his lap, spoon feeding him. Hulkie smiled and enjoyed. It was food after all and when he ate the food he got juice, in a baby bottle. Pretty enjoyable in his opinion.

Hulk smiled at his new baby. he didn't have to worry about this one diassapearing on him. There was no doubt that this was totally his baby.

-On the helicarrier-

"Uhm..." Tony looked around, "Hey, Squaddies?...Has anyone seen Hulk?"

Everyone looked around.

"I thought he was going for a walk, but he said he'd be back," Falcon shrugged.