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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Dear Damon,

My latest boyfriend is like clingy. I didn't even think boys could be like that but he is. Everywhere I go to hang out with my friends he wants to come and he gets jealous if I so much look at a boy and though I thought it was sweet at first I'm freaking sick of it. For God's sake, he waits outside the girls' bathroom for me to come out in break because he's paranoid that I'm going to go talk to some other guy and fall in love with him, it's so embarrassing. All my friends say I should break it off with him but every time I try, he acts all sweet and I just can't do it.

Comments?

Stuck in a clingy relationship

Dear Stuck,

Have you learned nothing from me? When someone stalks you, you send them a restraining order. Movies may have romanticized stalking, but in reality it's just creepy.

Love,

Damon

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Dear Damon,

PLEASE LET ME STAY IN THE BOARDING HOUSE! I'll do anything! *Winks*

XX

Misao

Ps: If not, I'll just have to see how easy it is to get invited in to Elena's house.

Dear Misao,

No.

Love, Damon

P.S. Go near Elena and let's see what happens. No, really. Try it.

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Dear Wonderful Damon,

My suppose best friend are always not considering me and leaving me out. And they insist that I have a Bieber Fever like them and should dream about that ugly sparklepire Edward Cullen. I've tried to find other friends who can comprehend your awesomeness, but people just don't get my obsession with fanfiction. Oh and I constantly think about you sometimes. I'm Team Damon
forever! I can't wait till next week's episode.

Damon you rock and this is just really an excuse to get a reply from you.

Love,

Fiction-Loving Mind with a Delena Desire

Dear Desire,

Your friends are obviously suffering from what I like to call stupidity induced insanity. They really can't help it. 95 % of these cases stem from the stupidity gene passed down from their parents. Tell your friends they're terminal and should enjoy their last few days to the fullest. Because no one puts two girly boys above Damon and lives to tell about it.

Love,

Damon

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Dear Damon,

I just got a nice car, and now I am having issues with my parents, I'm into street racing the lengthy circuit, drag, and Street X, but now they are threatening to take my car away...I'm addicted to speed and I love my car...Any advice? And are you up for a race? Anytime anywhere and where is the 'finish line'?

~Speed Demon

Dear Speed Demon,

What's more important, parents or the car? Meet me at the Grill next Friday, and I'll take you for a ride you'll never forget.

Love,

Damon

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