Disclaimer: I don't own Victorous

"I know what'll make you feel better?"

"Jumping jacks?"

"Kiss me"

"Let me check my radar," Beck said getting an idea that would save face for Tori but not hurt Jade. She was his world and any time she was hurting it hurt him too. He knew also that hurt would turn to anger and that Tori would be in serious trouble when Jade got angry. He, luckily was never the victim of her wrath but he had seen it go down and it wasn't pretty.

"Maybe you could explain to me what this thing is," Tori said keeping up the game.

"No problem," Beck said, "I'm allergic to Maple and if a human has Maple in them and I kiss them I would die so I just need to check my radar to see that you don't have Maple in you"

"Oh that won't be a problem," Tori said, "I didn't have Maple today"

"Quite surprisingly some people are born with Maple in them"

"Really?"

She frowned

"Seriously," he said, "and according to my radar you have Maple in you"

"That's a shame," she said, "I wanted you to feel better"

"Understandably," he said, "but fortunately I still can. I just need to find someone in this room without Maple in them and kiss her"

His eyes warmly rested on Jade.

"Very good," she said, "but how will you know who doesn't have Maple in them"

"Well my radar will give it away," he explained

"X marks the spot," she asked.

"Yes"

"Zip-zip-zip," Beck continued pretending to go along and make a radar sound.

"Are all those people, people with Maple in them," Tori asked

Beck nodded sadly

"But here's someone who isn't contaminated with Maple," he said

"COME ON," Tori exclaimed, "She can't be the only one who isn't contaminated with Maple."

"Dude," Beck said, "The radar has spoken"

"Exactly," Jade said now back in the game.

"Fine," Tori pouted

Jade gave her a look that said, 'you didn't actually think you would win right'.

"Good," Beck said, "Now that that's settled, kiss me human"

Beck and Jade's lips met in a sweet, tender kiss. She felt the surge of love seep through her body and she melted in a pool of euphoria.

"HalleluYah," Beck said, "I'm better now"