Sorry this took so long. I died, and thanks to my connection with the D-man, got brought back to life. Downside: I have to convert to Jashinism. BOW DOWN, BITCHES!

On a lighter note, thanks for reviews, faves, alerts, and in general, reading of my stories.

and last chapter when naruto said classified information and winked, it's from the melancholy of haruhi suzumiya, where asahina from more in the future says to kyon when she can't tell him something about said future. noone got it right, or even answered...

DISCLAIMER: i don't own Naruto...

Words

"Talking"

"Demon Naruto Talking"

'Thinking'

-LOCATION-

"Demon talking"

'Demon Thinking'

I don't own the jumper ability, merely the seal created by a slightly high naruto to allow himself use of the ability.

-LAST CHAPTER-

Biju Wars omake! Then Naruto learned Hiraishin! Then Naruto changed! Then they found Gaara! Then Naruto made Gaara a new seal! Then Matsuri showed up! Then they all left Suna! Then the Kazekage thought Gaara was dead!

-START!-

Naruto's eyes hadn't changed since he fixed Gaara. The pupils were still pinpricks and his eyes were still their new sparkly navy blue. Every once in a while he would lift his shirt and ghost over his own seal -every kanji and minute detail- with fingers shaking with anticipation of the next time he could draw one as perfect as his own. Every time he spoke, he stuttered, his body jumping up and down with excitement.

Gaara just thought he was on crack.

He asked Ino countless time to see her seal, to which she obliged. Her seal consisted of a diamond overlapping a square with tomoe at each 90 degree angle with that infamous spiral that appeared in almost every aspect of Uzumaki Fuinjutsu.(AN:Fu's seal from shared pain. also, the seals i create are my own. except the eight trigram seal and iron armor seal, for obvious reasons...)

He even asked to see Gaara's seal and asked who created it, to which Gaara told him that it was Naruto himself, causing said blonde to mouth "Oh...", nod in acceptance, and keep walking.

Yep, definitely on crack.

A few times he had pulled out storage scrolls and exploding tags, examining the trans-dimensional seals on the former and almost applying chakra to the latter. Luckily, Gaara contained the explosion within his sand, denying the group a premature fiery death.

Maybe it was PCP... (AN: I have no idea what PCP is and don't know what crack does except cause paranoia so... idk.)

-ISHI no KUNI-

Naruto stood in the middle of the street, dragging his feet, kicking up huge amounts of dust, sometimes getting on his hands and knees and scribbling, causing every member of the small town to have a bout of coughing fits. Ino had asked him countless times what he was doing. He merely shushed her and kept dragging. His KAGE BUNSHIN's stood guard around the five, completely identical indentions that seemed to be nothing more than chicken scratch. And he was still writing.

"Finished!" He exclaimed as he walked towards the first seal he drew. The, now seven, that crisscrossed the street were still being guarded by his KAGE BUNSHIN's.

The entire process took five minutes and warranted the attention of almost every person in the American Western-themed town.

He molded his chakra and it flowed from his feet into the spiral, speeding outwards and encasing every kanji and line with it's electric blue glow.

The ground began to shake and crack before the wind whipped around him. The area in front of him crystalized before pulling him into it.

For the blink of an eye, he was gone; before reappearing at the second one he drew. He molded chakra again and it happened again, albeit slightly faster, as he appeared at the third one. He did it five more times, each one faster and less destructive than the last. When he got to the eighth, he recalled his chakra and teleported backwards towards the first. Everyone there began to clap and cheer the blonde before returning to their bars and brothels. Ino walked up towards him and asked the question she, Gaara, and Matsuri were all thinking.

"What the hell was that?" She asked, a little too sweetly. Naruto, being in his euphoric high, was oblivious to the danger the blonde kunoichi posed and merely scratched the back of his head sheepishly.

"Hehe, I call 'em jump seals!" He replied ecstatically. He pulled out a HIRAISHIN kunai and began to explain where he implemented the kanji on the handle into his own, original, seal.

The seal consisted of a spiral surrounded by a circle with four smaller circles at the cardinal directions, each one having a kanji from the handle in it. The smaller circles had kanji lines branching from them for about four inches before connecting to a circle made of kanji lines. (AN: Kanji lines are just lines made of kanji, like on Naruto's seal.)

She then watched as he began drawing kanji for the zodiac animals on his arms, six on each.

"What're ya doin' now!" She screamed. "Calligraphy?" Naruto shook his head vigorously.

"These are the kanji for the hand-seals... If I send chakra to what seal I need, then enemies can't copy my hand-seals or know what jutsu I'm about to use. It also speeds it up and frees my hands up to write seals or helps if I can't feel my hands." Ino was instantly impressed.

They walked into a place called the Asian Saloon to eat(as they had barely had anything since Suna...) and walked up to the bartender. He was about 40, overweight, and had a handlebar mustache.

"Do you got any ramen?" Naruto asked him.

"Ohh, ramen sounds good!" Ino exclaimed.

"I would like some onigiri with gizzards..." Gaara replied.

"Ano... I want onigiri as well but with chicken..." Matsuri said, although it was barely audible. The man laughed, causing Matsuri to flinch.

"Ahahaha! Are you four trying to make me look like an idiot? Get out brats!" He yelled, slamming his hands on the bar.

Naruto pulled out Gama-chan, who was practically bursting at the seams, and showed it to the man. "If it's money you're worried about, we have some."

"That's not the problem!" He growled out before another man wrapped his hands around Naruto's wrist. He was at least seven feet tall, bald, and very muscular.

"Ohhh... It's dangerous for kids to carry around so much money. I'll take care of it for you... After all, there're lots of bad men in this town."

"Hey, what're you doin? You still in?" Someone asked who was sitting at a table where the man got up from.

"Just a minute, I got the money right here!" He replied. He bent down to eye-level with Naruto. "Let go kid. What's with you?" Naruto stared the man in the eyes, still sparkling with power.

"You're the one who'll let go." Naruto pulled out his ink and slammed it on the bar, some flying upwards. He pulled his brush out shortly after, catching the ink mid-air with the tip of his brush. He wrote three seals that wrapped around the mans wrist. His wrist began to smoke slightly before Naruto spin-kicked him into a table.

The man stood up. "You brat! You wanna fight?" Naruto just stood impassively.

"Don't need to..." He replied calmly and turned to leave.

"You punk!" He yelled as he pulled out a cleaver.

"Naruto..." Ino said from beside him.

"Watch your surroundings..." Gaara replied cryptically. Matsuri just stood in between the three jinchuriki. Gaara handed her a rope wrapped around a handle. She took it reluctantly. Naruto watched as Ino pulled out a kunai and Gaara wrapped his sand around the four, levitating it two feet from the ground. The other people in the bar began to stand up and pull out various weapons, all intent on harming the four eleven-year-olds. The man in a hat that was sitting at the table the tall man broke stood up and walked to the bartender.

"Onigiri, now..." The bartender hesitated before the man leveled his gaze with him.

"Yes, yes! Coming right up!" He bent down and pulled out four onigiri and handed them to the man. He took them to the four children.

"Here you go... It's a treat from Billiard-ball head over there."

"Arigato." They replied in unison.

"'Billiard-ball head' means me! Knock it off you jerk! You wanna get killed?" The bald man screamed as he charged the man who was still facing them. He raised his sword above his head and swung it down. The other man pulled out his sword and parried it. The taller man stood there, frozen, before the top half of his sword disconnected from the bottom half and wedged itself in the floorboards. The man with the hat took the handle of his sword and slammed it into the taller man's stomach, knocking the wind out of him.

"Bounty, Michizo Manaka." He replied, just as Naruto's seal took effect. Kanji lines wrapped around his body, almost completely covering him in kanji. His body became rigid before it was forced into the fetal position and he fell asleep.

"What was that?" The hat-man asked. Naruto laughed.

"A three-part, paralyze-bind-sleep, seal. I gave it a one minute timer so he'd forget about it, which he did."

"Impressive." He places a picture of the man on the bar. "Here you go mister, you can take credit for it. Take the price of the table and the onigiri out of his bounty."

"H-hai!" The bartender replied squeakily. The man walked out before turning to a man that seemed half-asleep.

"Are you a bounty-hunter as well? Sorry about that..." The sleeping man opened one eye and merely glared at his retreating form. Naruto chased after him.

"Hey, mister! Who are you?"

He turned towards Naruto. 'The kid with the seals...' "I'm Sazanami, a bounty hunter." He replied before walking away.

"Sweet! Y'know... You're really good with Iaido. It was almost too fast for me."

"It was surprising..." Matsuri replied. Ino shook her head sadly.

"I guess that's what they mean by 'Gone in the blink of an eye'..." Sazanami scoffed.

"Life and death is always on the line for us bounty hunters. If you cannot draw your sword faster than your enemy, you will die every time... But you... How did you come in possesion of the Fuingan(Sealing Eye)?"

"Fu-in-gan?" Naruto asked. He nodded.

"Those eyes were said to only be posessed by the Yon-dai-me..." He trailed off, his eyes glazing over.

'He's the unknown son of the Yondaime... They said his wife was pregnant but there was no child... Yet he posesses the Fuingan and is a mirror image of him. How did anyone not notice before?'

He coughed before smiling at the four kids. "You said you wanted ramen, ne?" Naruto smiled enthusiastically, forgetting about the earlier remark.

"You betcha!" He yelled. The man laughed.

"Follow me, then! My treat!" He yelled as they made their way out of town.

'Iwa will pay a fortune for him...!'

-X-

The sun was setting as they made their way through the only path through a cornfiled that seemed to reach to the horizon. Gaara was teaching Matsuri how to use what he gave her, which he said was called a johyo.

"Now then..." He said as he turned towards the confused children. "I don't see any ramen shops so what I said earlier is null and void. Sorry, but you four are going to die here."

"What the hell's you problem!" Naruto yelled. Sazanami smirked.

"You are the son of the Yondaime. Iwagakure knew you exhisted but not what you looked like. They offered a hundred million ryo for you(AN: i think it's a million dollars cuz ramen's 300 ryo and 3 dollars is about right for a large ramen...)."

"So what! We're going to Iwa anyways!" The man laughed.

"Hahaha! You were intentionally going to Iwa! They'd kill you as soon as you were in range." Naruto just growled. Sazanami slowly pulled out his sword and faced the blade towards them.

'Here I go!' He charged at them. Naruto threw two kunai but he deflected them with his sword. Sazanami weaved in between them before grabbing Matsuri and placing the sword to her neck. Gaara readied his sand and Ino put chakra to her legs. She ran towards them and sidestepped at the last second, hiding in the cornfield.

"Interesting..." He hit Matsuri in her stomach with the hilt of his sword, knocking her out. Ino jumped out of the cornfield and tried to dropkick him, but he used the flat of his sword to redirect her kick. Her foot slammed into the ground, creating a crater as well as a dust cloud. Naruto was scribbling furiously on the ground.

When the dust cleared, Sazanami was gone but appeared behind Ino shortly afterwards. He knocked her out as well with a chop to the neck. Gaara attacked, shooting sand spikes at him, but he dodged each one. Eventually, he got close enough and slammed Gaara in the stomach the same way he did Matsuri. He turned to Naruto with a smirk, which the blonde mirrored.

"You're dead, Nidaime Kiiroi Senko(second yellow flash)!" Naruto's grin turned into a smile that threatened to rip his face in half as Sazanami charged. Naruto held his right hand up in a half tiger.

"Katsu..." He said flatly. Sazanami's eyes widened before...

"BOOOMMMMM!3!" Sazanami was rocketed a hundred feet in the air before landing on his neck with a sickening 'crunch!'.

"It's Orenjii Senko(orange flash)... idiot." Naruto created two KAGE BUNSHIN's to carry Gaara and Matsuri while he carried Ino himself.

-ISHI/TSUCHI BORDER-

It was almost 9 pm when he made it to the border, but the constant lightning flashes made it seem like Noon half the time.

He sent a few more KAGE BUNSHIN's ahead to find a cave for the impending storm and twenty minutes later, one did. At the rate Naruto was going, though, it would take about twice that time.

-CAVE-

He laid Gaara and Matsuri down beside eachother and Ino beside him covered in his jacket. He opened the scroll his father left him and, lo and behold, it said he was sorry for sealing the Kyuubi in his own son. But...

It also explained the Fuingan. It said blue eyes were common for wielders of this particular dojutsu much like onyx eyes and the Sharingan.

The sparkly part was stage one, mastery in understanding, usage, and creation of all forms of seals. This was great, but there were drawbacks. The most noticeable were insomnia, paranoia, euphoria, depression, oversleeping, increase in energy... The effects kept contradicting themselves and got worse with usage unless you unlocked stage two.

Gaara was right. It kinda was like crack...(AN: wikipedia is a godsend!)

Other side-effects were the seals used too much chakra and took some time to write.

Second stage erased all these effects. It was characterized by two light blue half-circles on the bottom half of both your eyes ,as well as your pupil becoming the same light blue as well as chakra flames coming from the eye of the hand you write with (AN: Naruto's right-handed so the flames would come from his right , I don't own BRS). Chakra consumption was cut down to a minimum and even the most complex seals took less than three seconds.

The stipulation... was too blotched to read.

Afterwards, you could unlock stage two freely, but still needed an hour of rest afterwards, lest your hands become too burnt to write properly, as Fuinjutsu allowed nothing but excellence in calligraphy.

Mastery over the second stage earned you the title of Fuinjutsu no Sennin(Sage of Sealing Techniques.) which there was only one during a lifetime. However, since Minato Namikaze died, noone has taken up the mantle, as their chakra would find this scroll and burn their name into it when they unlock stage two.

Ino stirred beside him, startling the blonde. He looked to the cave entrance and noticed it had been raining for a while and the KAGE BUNSHINs he had sent to get firewood and food had already came and dispelled, as well as place chakra drain seals around the entrance to the cave.

She yawned before putting his coat on and sitting up, staring at him with half-sleepy eyes.

"Morning." She said again between yawns.

"Night..." He retorted. She giggled before placing her hands behind her and leaning back, staring into the fire, adopting a faraway look in her eyes.

"You saved us." She said.

"Yeah..." It was more of a statement but he answered anyways.

"He's dead." He said after a few seconds of uncomfortable silence.

"I know, but..." She couldn't finish that sentence.

"But what!" He yelled, causing Ino to flinch at his ferocity. "He was trying to kill us and he barely knew us? That we killed him? That we're only kids?" His voice became a deadly whisper. "But that's not true... We're not kids, we're ninja... He was trying to kill me and he knew me... I was the one that killed him... You and Gaara may have tried but it was, ultimately, ME..."

"STOP IT!" She screamed, tears falling from her eyes as easily as the rain outside. He stared at her impassively, but inside he was wondering why... Why was he treating her, Ino Yamanaka, HIS Ino-chan... like any of this was her fault... But his mind and body were on two completely different wavelengths. So he could do nothing as his lips spoke the two words he would never say to her in his right mind...

"Make me..."

"SLAP!"

His head was forced to turn, as he stared at her out of the corner of his eye. Her arm was still extended and tears were flowing more freely now. The familiar stinging sensation that indicated he had been slapped began to spread across the left side of his face.

"...get out..." She whispered. He stood, unable to stop his body as he walked into the rain, not bothering to turn and even say goodbye.

-X-

He walked onwards into the lightning-streaked night, seemingly oblivious to the freezing sheets of rain that never gave one any time to prepare for the next onslaught of the drenching liquid.

In his subconscious, however, he was frantically trying to regain control of himself.

But from what?

He asked the Kyuubi, but he swears on his honor as King of the Kitsunes that this isn't his doing.

But that didn't stop him from laughing at the blonde's expense.

He figured it must be the dojutsu; a trial of sorts to see if you really are worthy of stage two or be condemned to forever be trapped in your own body, watching as you hurt those closest to you.

"Bingo..." The Kyuubi replied sarcastically, forming a peace sign and sticking his tongue out, further infuriating the Jinchuriki.

He sat in the murky water of his subconscious and meditated. He prayed to every deity known to his eleven-year-old mind. He begged them to allow him to control himself once more. To be able to move and say as he pleased, not some damned dojutsu.

He told them... If it meant taking away the Fuingan, then so be it! As long...

As long as he could save his Ino-chan...

It was cold. The rain stung his face, arms, and hands even though he was sure they were numb. Rain stung his eyes, causing him to bink every second or two after he opened his eyes. He shivered uncontrollably as it soaked him, quite literally, to the bone. His hair slinked down and obscured his vision, making him untie and retie his cloth so his bangs stayed out of his face. And he realized Ino still had his jacket.

But that wasn't the point right now, was it?

He was back in control, 'ttebayo!

He automatically did a 180 and rocketed into the trees, chakra cracking each branch and propelling him faster than ever, stinging rain be damned!

He just hoped they were okay...

-THE CAVE-

Gaara and Matsuri woke up as Naruto disappeared into the night, leaving an emotionally distraught Ino in his wake. She told them of their argument, how Naruto just... snapped. How he practically told her to slap him. How he walked away without saying goodbye.

And how, for some unfathomable reason, she still loved him. She debated whether or not to give chase, but they held her back. She began crying into her jacket when she realized it wasn't hers.

It was Naruto's. This, of course, caused her to cry even more.

-NEAR NARUTO-

"Has target been confirmed..."

"Hai. Target is the son of the Kiiroi Senko."

"Excellent. Procede with caution and exterminate with extreme prejudice by any means necessary."

"Hai. Proceeding now..."

-NARUTO-

Branch to branch. Tree to tree. Each step was as methodical and planned out as the last. Each time he hopped off, another tree limb littered the forest floor that covereded this side of the mountain. Did it honestly matter that he was exerting more chakra each step to rocket himself faster towards Ino, Gaara, and Matsuri than most Chunin had in their reserves all together? Did it matter that ten ANBU-level ninja were tailing him?

Wait! What?

Yeah... They were chasing him, trying to hide their chakra... But Naruto added a seal to the back of his neck to sense how many people were there and where they were.

Ten. Behind, below, and slightly to his right. He created ten KAGE BUNSHIN's and they were all destroyed. They were members of Iwa's ROCK division, much like Konoha's ROOT. One disappeared using SHUNSHIN and appeared right in front of Naruto, slamming him to the ground and creating a crater around him.

"What's the matter, Nidaime Kiiroi Senko? Cat got your tongue?" He spat out. Naruto sighed and facepalmed. He shook his head slightly.

"First of all: If anything, a Kitsune has my tongue. Second: it's Orenjii Senko if i have to be any color of Senko." Naruto held his arms out, palms upward, showing the zodiac kanji on his arm. "Watch closely..." It was more of a retorical request as It was over as soon as he said it. His chakra blurred through fourty-four hand seals in one second flat, rain forming into a dragon and slamming into one of the ROCK ninja, killing him instantly, surprisingly.

Five chakra hand-seals later, He slammed three more into a tree, killing one and injuring another. The third just got a concussion but stood up, as did the injured one, albeit with more difficulty.

"Now it's our turn..." The apparent leader said. He went through three hand signs and punched the ground.

"DOTON: DOSENKI!" He yelled. The earth below Naruto rose up before sliding backwards. Naruto jumped into a tree, which was also sliding back. He kept jumping, but failed to see one come from beside him until he punched Naruto in the jaw. He flew towards another but was prepared. He held his left hand over his right and formed chakra into a ball in his palm.

Naruto slammed the RASENGAN into his chest, spinning the mans' innards into a knot.

Three down.

"DOTON: DORYUHA!" Another yelled as a wave of earth raced towards Naruto.

"DOTON: DORYU TAIGA!" a third yelled. Naruto began to slide towards the wave, because the ground was now a river of mud.

"DOTON: DORYUDAN!" The first yelled again. A dragon's head made of mud rose up from the river of mud and shot mud balls at Naruto. He quickly pulled out a HIRAISHIN kunai, and with a small prayer, threw the kunai, lodging it in a tree. Flaring his chakra, Naruto slammed into the tree, dodging the deadly jutsu combination by mere inches.

'Hiraishin...' The last seven thought as Naruto yanked the kunai from the tree and smirked evilly.

"Y'know... If I could write seals in the mud, then you seven would already be dead. But I guess this'll work." He threw the kunai in the air, and the ninja scattered. He was prepared for this as he made more chakra hand-seals for KUNAI KAGE BUNSHIN no JUTSU. The kunai bounced off eachother as they fell, lodging themselves in the ground in a 360-degree pattern around him. He used his sensory seal and found them.

He bounced from kunai to kunai, slamming RASENGANs into five of the seven ROCK ninja.

"Why are you doing this?" He yelled into the rain as lightning illuminated a spiky-haired blonde behind him. In his hand, the kunai that made his father famous, pointed at the man's spinal cord.

"For Ino-chan..." He replied coldly. The man jumped back, right into Naruto's kunai, killing him instantly.

"Is this your Ino-chan, brat?" The leader yelled, mocking Naruto's voice. Naruto looked over and saw Ino, with his jacket on, a sword against her neck. She began crying as soon as they locked eyes.

"I-I'm sorry, Na-Naru-kun... Gaara and Ma-atsuri told me not to, but... But I had to find you! I'm sorry for hitting you Just... Just come back to me. Please..."

'Ino-chan... I have to save her! One HIRAISHIN and RASENGAN is all I can do and I'll die from chakra exhaustion...'

'But at least Ino-chan will be safe...' He stood up, the effects of six consecutive HIRAISHINs and five RASENGANs finally taking its toll. Seeing a HIRAISHIN kunai behind him, he flared his chakra.

But the kunai was facing the wrong way.

He backflipped off a tree, chakra rocketing him towards...

Ino.

He dissipated the RASENGAN, his last remaining chakra fading into the night. The ANBU had SHUNSHINed at the last second, leaving a dumbfounded Ino to take the fatal blow.

"Sorry, Ino-chan... I... wasn't myself..." He coughed, blood staining his and her face. "I'll do better next time." His eyes closed, his breathing stopped, and Ino was alone with an ANBU level Iwa ninja.

He walked out from behind a tree and lifted Ino by her throat. "Hehe, I killed the Nidaime Kiiroi Senko and got me some spoils of war. This pretty little girlie and..." He bent down and grabbed a HIRAISHIN kunai. "the kunai that makes Jikakuan Ninjutsu(space-time ninjutsu) possible."

He tilted his head, narrowly avoiding...

a beam of lightning. He turned to see the scariest sight of his, now shortened, life.

Naruto, glowing, blue chakra fire coming from his eyes which were bright white. Every seal on his body was glowing, also. On his right hand, seals for Raiton Ninjutsu rotating around it, and slightly above. One large seal was on the back of his hand, Lightning arcing towards the smaller seals, which in turn arced towards eachother. Visible green chakra was leaving every part of nature and assimilating itself with Naruto.

The stipulation: You must be dying of chakra exhaustion trying to save the person closest to you. Once activated, you gather nature chakra subconcsiously much like the toads of Mount Myoboku. Afterwards, you would continue to gather natural energy and the Fuingan no Sennin(Sealing Eyes of the Sage{of 6 paths}) would control your body, creating seals with knowledge of all who had posessed your eyes beforehand.

While this was happening, both eyes would have flames coming from them with your eyes being pure white, and all seals you placed on yourself would glow as well. After all enemies were killed, you would sleep for three days, your body needing time to be accustomed to the power.

The lightning began focusing in the palm of his hand again. The seals rotated faster and faster, the lightning encasing his right hand and arcing towards the ground, ripping it up around him.

"CHIDORI..." He spoke in monotone. The ROCK ninja just stood there, dumbfounded.

"EISO." A beam of lightning shot out, right beside the man's neck and piercing the tree behind him.

"You mis-..." Naruto flicked his wrist, cutting the man's head in half diagonally. It slid off, splashing into the mud. Ino, thankfully had no blood on her and was on her hands and knees panting.

Naruto walked towards her and leaned down. She looked up at him as the glowing dissipated and he collapsed on her lap. Gaara and Matsuri appeared shortly afterwards.

"W-what happened?" Matsuri asked.

"It was Naruto." Gaara replied before turning to Ino. "Wasn't it?" Ino nodded her head, still in shock at what Naruto did. Gaara just sighed. "Let's get back to the cave..."

-END!-

*steps back and admires handywork.* i like it... it's long... and i think my writing's getting better. I made him get stage 2 so quickly 'cuz i didn't want a high Naruto running around my story for kami knows how many chapters...

There's some stories on my profile if anyone wants to write them. I was gonna write them but 6 stories at the same time is a little much, even for me.

Also, there's a website called .com- if you wanna add anything of my stories there you can, idc.

And I know the fight sucked, i created 10 OCs and didn't give them names or hairstyles and gave them random earth attacks. so don't come cryin' ta me 'cuz it sucked, 'cuz I know.

'till next time

Ja Ne

NamikazeNaruto6hokage out...