AN: A short Matt/Rachel to make me feel better. Enjoy. R+R

Matt was sure he'd never seen anything as sexy as Rachel Berry dancing to Flo Riders "Low". She was rotating and thrusting her hips out, moving with the beat perfectly. Dear Jesus, forgive me for my dirty thoughts.

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" Puck asked dumbly. "Cause I'm seeing Rachel Berry getting low, and it's hot."

"Yeah. I'm seeing it too." Mike said slowly.

"Uh-huh." Matt grunted.

"The question is, what do we do?" Puck asked. "We can't just say something, because she'll get mad that we were watching. Or we don't say anything and-Matt what are you-"

Mat put his hands on Rachel's hips and moved with her. She didn't look surprised or shocked at all, just kept dancing.

shawty had them apple bottom jeans (jeans)
boots with the fur (with the fur)
the whole club was lookin at her
she hit the flo (she hit the flo)
next thing you know
shawty got low low low low low low low low

them baggy sweat pants
and the reeboxs with the straps (with the straps)
she turned around and gave that big booty a slap (hey)
she hit the flo (she hit the flo)
next thing you know
shawty got low low low low low low low low

"I think we should probably leave them alone…Puck! Now." Mike dragged Puck out by his shirt collar.

"Dude, we've got to tell the others!" Puck said panicky.

"Uh, why?" Mike asked confused.

Puck rolled his eyes. "Okay, you've been dating Quinn for, what, two weeks? That's not enough time to get on her bad side, and have her go all crazy on you. She will kill you if you don't tell her, Santana will kill me if I don't tell her, and Kurt and Mercedes will kill both of us if we don't tell them."

"Let's tell them." Mike said hurriedly, nodding.

5 Minutes Later…

"WHAT!" Kurt screeched. "Why has no one told me of this interesting new development?"

"We just did!" cried Mike.

"Not you, Rachel! She's supposed to be my friend, and she didn't tell me she was in serious like with Tall-Dark-and-Sexy!" he sighed dramatically. "I'm so unloved."

"No you're not." Santana rolled her eyes. "And it was kind of obvious that they've been doing something for a few weeks." She said matter of factly.

"What!" Puck, Kurt and Mike screeched at the same time.

"I can't believe Matt didn't tell me…" Mike said in a small voice, shoulders slumping.

"Yes, well." Artie said. "It was pretty obvious."

"What was obvious?" Rachel said, coming through the door, Matt following behind her.

"Oh, nothi-" Kurt started to say, before being cut off.

"WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!" Mike shouted, pointing a finger. "I can't believe you didn't tell me, man! I thought we were best friends! How could you not tell me?" He added, dramatically. He also ignored the looks of 'Oh-my-god-you're-an-idiot-please-shut-up' from everyone else.

Matt just sighed, and grabbed Rachel's hand. "There. Now you know. Happy?"

"Not the point!" Mike shouted.

"You are such a chick." Puck rolled his eyes and slapped him on the back.

"No one takes me seriously." Mike pouted. Quinn came up beside him a patted his arm.

"It's okay baby. It's not your fault you didn't notice what was going on-"

"YOU KNEW?"