Author's Note: Ask and you shall receive. I was overwhelmed by the positive reaction to this story, but I knew a couple of people were hoping for a little more action. I hope you enjoy this bonus chapter as much as I enjoyed writing it! You didn't think I'd let Thad go that easily, did you? ;)
There were real emergencies, and then there were Thad emergencies. This was a Thad emergency.
"We shouldn't even be going," Wes said. "This isn't within Warbler regulations. We don't have to fix his damn computer just because he wants us to."
"But if we don't, he's going to complain for at least a week," David said. "And Thad whining is like nails on a screaming baby. Besides," he flashed a grin, "it's probably going to be hilarious. I bet he threw a desktop icon in the Recycle Bin again."
Wes gave an exasperated sigh. "I guess we've come this far. But let the record state that I was against this nonsense from the beginning."
"Sure thing, man. But I don't think we have anything major to worry about."
Soon the three of them were huddled around Thad's computer desk, the centerpiece of Thad's incredibly clean bedroom. Scary clean. He made a mental note to knock something over on their way out, just to cause a little trouble.
Thad tapped away busily on the keyboard. "See, it's almost connected to the other side, but I can't quite get access to the webcam. No matter what I do, it just returns all this nonsensical debug output. Help me David! This is madness!"
"What driver is the webcam using?" David asked. Thad rubbed his chin, then opened a browser window and began clicking.
"A better question would be: what are you doing?" Wes folded his arms across his chest. "I can't think of any legal reason why you'd need to hack into someone else's webcam."
"It's just an experiment," Thad said, flushing. "I'm doing a paper on computer hacking culture and I thought some hands-on experience would be of use."
"Who's computer is it?" Wes asked.
Thad ignored him. "Hey, I found it. David, look."
David leaned in. "Okay, so this says you can breach their security by... hmm. Let me." David took control of the keyboard, typing into a console window. Several other windows popped up until finally a blurry image of a room appeared.
"You did it!" Thad clapped his hands. "Thank you, thank you!"
"Don't thank me yet," David said. "We're not leaving until we find out who's room it is."
The camera was facing a door, but most of a bed was visible on the left hand side. Clothing covered every surface. David squinted at the pixels, trying to discern if one grayish lump on a dresser was actually a Dalton blazer.
Thad began fiddling with the speakers. "Where's the sound? Crap, I need to get into the microphone too."
"Who's room is it?" Wes demanded. "Can they hear us talking?"
"No," David said. "It's a one way connection." He opened the console once more, typed in a few commands, and a hiss of sound came from the speakers.
"Well, sure you can come over tonight," a boy's voice purred over a low hum of white noise. "Oh, you're already driving here? That's no problem at all."
David caught Wes's eye. "God dammit."
"I should have guessed," Wes said. "Turn it off."
"L-look, I'm not crazy," Thad said. "You might not understand my reasons, but this comes from a place of love and respect-" His voice trailed off as the monitor revealed Blaine, in a wife beater and boxers, pacing his room.
"I love you too," Blaine was cooing into his cell phone. "And I'm going to show you just how much in about ten minutes. All right. I know! Yes, I still love you, and I still will by the time you get here. See you."
"This is nauseating," David groaned. "You shouldn't be doing this."
"Listen, his personal life is Warbler business." Thad stabbed a finger at the screen. "He's our lead star. We need to make sure he's happy or it could affect their performance."
Wes stood. "David, turn it off. I'll be in the car. And remember, the record." He left the room without looking at Thad once.
David regarded Thad with contempt. "So tell me what's really going on."
Thad fidgeted. "What do you mean?"
"Cut it, man. Why are you so obsessed with him? It isn't normal."
They stared at each other awkwardly before Thad was lowered his eyes. "Okay, so I know it's messed up. But I just can't contain my feelings for Blaine. He was the first gay guy I'd ever met; I've liked him since he transferred freshman year but he never noticed." Thad turned to the monitor. "It's hard to accept that someone else caught his attention first. I just thought that if I saw him and Kurt being happy together, maybe it would help me get over it."
David felt a pang of guilt. This Blaine crush was more than a joke; Thad was actually hurting over it, and likely had no one to talk to since, well, nobody took him seriously. The Warblers were supposed to look out for each other, especially the council. He should have been a friend rather than teasing Thad behind his back.
He took a moment to really think about his choice. Then, David opened a new tab and logged into his email. "Here's what I'll do. I'm not going to close the webcam. But I am going to stream it to my computer so I can be in contact with you from my house via chat."
Thad eyed him warily. "Don't tell me you also have a crush on Blaine?"
David locked Thad in a cold gaze until he cowered. "I need to know that you're going to stop if things get too weird. If necessarily, I'll contact Blaine and alert him, so don't try to stop me. And how did you get on his computer anyways? You're tech-savvy, but not that tech savvy."
"Blaine always uses the same password: Anders0wned."
"How imaginative." David pulled the webcam window back on top. Blaine was picking away at a guitar, oblivious to his voyeuristic classmates. "Well, we're heading home."
"Thanks David." After a moment of hesitation, Thad added, "I owe you a favor."
David grinned. "Yup. And I have a scholarship essay due next week."
DavidtheGoliath has entered the chat room.
DavidtheGoliath: you in here man?
ThaddieBoy: yes
DavidtheGoliath: so whats up?
ThaddieBoy: I don't know. I think Kurt's coming over to his place
DavidtheGoliath: fascinating
Blaine had the door open before the second knock. On the other side, just as he hoped, was his boyfriend Kurt. His boyfriend.
"You're my boyfriend," he told Kurt, sliding a hand around his waist and pulling him into the room.
"I thought we had established that." Kurt darted his head forward and kissed Blaine, hard on the lips.
"Mmm." Blaine twirled him around, kicking the door shut behind them.
DavidtheGoliath: i already do not like where this is going
ThaddieBoy: !
ThaddieBoy: they've only been dating for a week or so, right?
ThaddieBoy: surely this isn't going to get out of hand
DavidtheGoliath: youve never dated anybody have you
Blaine kissed him back, slipping his hands into Kurt's hair. He inhaled, smelling Kurt's skin. "You are so tasty," he murmured.
"Thanks, I think." He looped his hands around Blaine's waist. "So what did you have in mind for us tonight?"
Blaine glanced to the side. "Well, I was hoping we could do something a little sexy."
"Only a little?" Kurt's hands slid down, cupping his butt cheeks. Blaine's breath hitched.
"Or more. Really whatever you want."
Kurt smiled sweetly at him. "That's more like it."
ThaddieBoy: they're whispering! I cant hear what they are saying goddammit
DavidtheGoliath: good god im going to regret this night
DavidtheGoliath: best not to remember it
DavidtheGoliath: brb breaking into dads liquor cabinet
Trentinator has entered the chat room.
ThaddieBoy: oh fuck no
Trentinator: hey dudes
Trentinator: whats going on in here other than blaine and kurt making out
Kurt ducked down to Blaine's ear and licked it. Then he whispered. "I think I'm ready."
Blaine tilted his head back so they could meet eyes. "Kurt..."
"I am." Kurt brushed Blaine's hair back from his forehead. "If you think about it, we've been together for awhile now, and I know you're the right one after all we've been through. I'm ready."
"Okay." Blaine ran his fingers over his face, tracing his eyebrows and nose. "If you're ready than I am."
Trentinator: what are they saying? crank it up
ThaddieBoy: how did you find this
Trentinator: david has a bad habit of logging into peoples computers and not logging out
DavidtheGoliath: uh oh
Trentinator: sup dude
DavidtheGoliath: i should have grabbed the vodka too
Blaine tilted his crotch forward, nudging Kurt toward the bed. He sat back obediently.
"I've noticed that you're not wearing pants," Kurt said. "Shouldn't a gentleman maintain some level of decency?"
"What's the point if I'm taking them off anyways?" Blaine began to work on Kurt's fly. "Pants are stupid things. They make it difficult to get to the good parts of you."
"These pants are very expensive," Kurt told him. "They're from France." He kissed the top of Blaine's hair, his temple, his forehead.
"I love France," Blaine said, unzipping the clothing in question and sliding them down. "This is the perfect time for an underwear joke, but I don't want to make you mad."
"Wow." Kurt blinked. "You're evolving."
"Like a pokemon," Blaine said, kissing Kurt's bared knees.
Kurt groaned, but not in pleasure. "Maybe I spoke too soon."
Trentinator: what the blazes
Trentinator: blaine no man
Trentinator: you dont bring up video games with a dude like kurt
ThaddieBoy: well I for one don't think Blaine should hide who he is for anyone
ThaddieBoy: he is clearly giving in to peer pressure
Trentinator: dude you dont know that
Trentinator: maybe kurt is the one giving in here
DavidtheGoliath: i dunno they both seem to be mutually giving it
DavidtheGoliath: hey nobody tell Andrea that I was here for this shell totally break up with me
Trentinator: that would be stupid she should date you twice over for tonights entertainment
Trentinator: its better than american idol
Kurt tugged on Blaine's hair, pulling him away from his crotch.
"Stop it, you're embarrassing me," Kurt said.
"You know how I feel about these little boy briefs, Kurt." Blaine thumbed the edge of them. "They make you look so young. It's fucking hot."
"But, you're, tickling, me!" Kurt gasped.
Blaine kissed and blew more raspberries on his skin. "Even cuter."
"Pedophile." Kurt pulled on his hair once again. "Stop. I want to kiss you."
Blaine tilted his face up, letting Kurt kiss him deeply. He opened his mouth, relishing the feeling of Kurt's tongue slipping past his teeth. He groaned, sucking on Kurt's tongue as he ran his hands up and down his thighs.
Trentinator: holy shit wtf
DavidtheGoliath: we might have to pull the plug on this thad
DavidtheGoliath: thad
Trentinator: dude thad if youre doing something gross like spanking it just stop
Trentinator: we are your friends it aint cool
ThaddieBoy: Why is it gross if I'm doing something but not when Blaine does it? :(
Trentinator: no offense dude but blaine is like a greek god compared to people like us
ThaddieBoy: Tell me something I dont know :(
ThaddieBoy: To answer your question though NO I was not doing something gross
ThaddieBoy: I was just getting dinner
DavidtheGoliath: yeah did you tell your family were watching live softcore gay porn *
DavidtheGoliath: because were about to
Trentinator: dont make him turn it off man
Trentinator: its about to get good
"Whoops. Forgot to do the top half." Blaine pulled Kurt's sweater off of him. With a hand on the small of his back he dipped Kurt back onto the bed, kissing and sucking his way down Kurt's chest.
"You're really flexible," Blaine said. "How far can you bend your back?"
Kurt arched an eyebrow. "Far."
Well. That might be useful at a later time. Blaine lay down on top of him, trying to cover as much of his body as possible. They kissed and sucked and licked at each other's face, filling the silence with soft, wet sounds. Blaine didn't let up until he felt Kurt growing hard. He shifted until their cocks rubbed together.
DavidtheGoliath: its like a trainwreck I cant look away
Trentinator: maybe if trains were hot gay boys
ThaddieBoy: I just cant believe this!
ThaddieBoy: If I recall correctly blaine signed that abstinence agreement last semester
DavidtheGoliath: you made those as a class project
DavidtheGoliath: and if i recall correctly blaine signed because you bought him ice cream
Trentinator: ok I cant do this alone
Trentinator: bringing in reinforcements
ThaddieBoy: !
JediMasterJeff has entered the chatroom.
Nickelicious has entered the chatroom.
ThaddieBoy: NO
JediMasterJeff: sup d00ds
Nickelicious: oh hay whats going on in this chat
JediMasterJeff: GAY SEX I SEE GAY SEX
Nickelicious: OH SHI-
DavidtheGoliath: brb getting the vodka
"If you keep grinding like that," Blaine said, "this is going to finish way too early."
"Sorry," Kurt replied. "But it's just a little exciting feeling your hard cock against mine with only two flimsy pieces of fabric separating them."
"Well, when you put it that way." Blaine rocked his hips against Kurt's, matching his motions. "I feel irrationally hateful towards our clothing."
"That does seem irrational." Kurt pulled him in close, kissing his neck and shoulder.
"Yep. It's going to have to go."
ThaddieBoy: you ruffians are going to ruin everything!
ThaddieBoy: get out of here THIS INSTANT
Nickelicious: hells no
JediMasterJeff: trent u are teh MAN
Trentinator: I didnt do anything david hacked the system
DavidtheGoliath: oh please feel free to leave me out of this
ThaddieBoy: hey I did the most of hacking here okay
Nickelicious: ooh thads getting riled up
JediMasterJeff: looks like kurts about to be riled up 2
Nickelicious: on blaines face maybe
ThaddieBoy: do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
DavidtheGoliath: dammit thad I do NOT need to think about my mom right now
Kurt tugged on on Blaine's wifebeater, pulling it off over his head. Blaine stood and dropped his boxers. Then he posed, hands on his hips.
"Yes, you're lovely." Kurt rolled his eyes. "Are you expecting me to applaud?"
"I'm just saying, I've been keeping up the crunches." Blaine ran his hands over his own stomach. "You like?"
"I liked it much more when it was on top of me. Just saying."
Blaine shrugged. "I just want you to appreciate me. I could be running an internet porn site with a body like this."
Kurt glared until Blaine crawled back on top of him, resuming their heavy petting.
DavidtheGoliath: if only u knew man
Nickelicious: this is hot
Nickelicious: im switching sides
Nickelicious: jeff will you be mine
JediMasterJeff: this is so sudden nick
ThaddieBoy: ugh shut up you two
JediMasterJeff: why dont we sing a duet 2gether
Trentinator: but we lost the competition
JediMasterJeff: its the only way for us 2 explore our luv
Nickelicious: do you think thad will get us a horsedrawn carriage
ThaddieBoy: no
Blaine slipped Kurt's underwear down, revealing his cock. He stroked it gently with one hand.
"You look absolutely delicious," Blaine said. "Let's see if you taste delicious too."
He dipped his mouth down, tentatively licking at Kurt's head, breathing on it. Monitoring his reaction to tiny flicks of his tongue against the shaft. Kurt whined and moaned, bucking his hips upward whenever Blaine paused.
"Don't tease," Kurt begged.
"Tell me what you want."
"I want you to suck it."
Blaine took the whole of Kurt's cock into his mouth, sliding his lips down to the base.
Trentinator: im speechless
Nickelicious: look at those vocal chords at work
Trentinator: what if he damages them
JediMasterJeff: what if that was kurts plan all along
JediMasterJeff: this has been a nefarious scheme 2 infiltr8 the warblerz and usurp the soloist position :O
Nickelicious: no shit!
Nickelicious: that makes a lot of sense
DavidtheGoliath: life =/= comic books
He dug his fingernails into Kurt's thighs as the boy grinded further into him. They hadn't been doing this for too long, so he still had to be careful not to choke himself when Kurt got too excited. Blaine placed his hand around the base of it, using it as extra leverage as he pumped up and down. Kurt's panting became more ragged. Blaine reached his other hand down to his own cock, stroking it to relieve the tension building up.
Kurt's fingers pulled at his hair. His breath raced, chest heaving. "Blaine," he said throatily. "I seriously love you."
Blaine paused. "Sure you're not thinking clearly? That's a pretty bold claim."
"Less sass, more suck." Kurt caught him in a withering stare.
He laughed softly. "Yes, Master Hummel."
Blaine dipped his head and continued to go down on him.
ThaddieBoy: seriously though what does kurt have that I dont have :(
Nickelicious: good looks
Trentinator: great voice
DavidtheGoliath: maturity
JediMasterJeff: a mouth on his dick
ThaddieBoy: no one here is my friend ;_;
"Blaine," Kurt said in a weak whisper. "I'm going to come."
He didn't respond, only increased his rhythm, flicking his tongue along the base of Kurt's head on each pass. Kurt began to make tiny whining sounds, which grew in volume until they were full on moans.
"Blaine, really, I can't hold on much longer!" Kurt scratched at his back, but Blaine kept going, relentless.
JediMasterJeff: aowfsdjfjawej!1
Nickelicious: afdjealwfejkjfeoJi HNNNNG
ThaddieBoy: THIS IS ILLEGAL! THEY COULD GO TO JAIL FOR THIS
Trentinator: oh my god hes going for it
Kurt cried out, back arching. A hot burst of liquid shot into Blaine's mouth and he sucked it down, petting at Kurt's stomach and legs as he slowly eased his mouth off. Kurt was breathtaking when he came, completely vulnerable. His chest and neck always flushed red, which drove Blaine crazy with desire.
He crawled up Kurt's body and held him as his breath returned to normal.
"Just breathe," Blaine said, soothing him. "I'm here. And I love you."
DavidtheGoliath: CHRIST
Trentinator: the glory of love
JediMasterJeff: we could sell this stream on ebay
Nickelicious: myheartcanthandle
DavidtheGoliath: guys we should turn this off
ThaddieBoy: MY EYES
JediMasterJeff: omg thad dont have a heart attack
Nickelicious: or a dick attack
JediMasterJeff: lol nice one
Nickelicious: virtual high five
ThaddieBoy: you guys are the real dicks you know that!
Trentinator: stop talking over this beautiful fucking erotica you fuckers
Trentinator: im taking notes
"Blaine?"
"Yes, baby?"
Kurt bit his lip. "Can you dim the lights in here before we start? I'm feeling a little vulnerable."
Blaine turned on the light in his bathroom and turned off the overhead.
Nickelicious: everyone, monitor brightness to MAX
Trentinator: this actually is more romantic
DavidtheGoliath: learn something new everyday
"I've still got some candles if you'd like."
Kurt snickered. "I think we'll be fine with this. I'd rather not be set on fire whilst losing my virginity."
Blaine felt choked up, suddenly. This was really going to happen. "Are you sure you want to go through with this?"
"I am, really." Kurt smiled. "So hurry up and fuck me or I'll change my mind."
Trentinator: holy shit it is their first time
JediMasterJeff: 1st time!111!1!
Nickelicious: w00t blaines da man yo
DavidtheGoliath: well shit
ThaddieBoy: No way! Blaine would never have sexual intercourse before marriage!
Trentinator: ROFLMAO
Nickelicious: lulz
JediMasterJeff: thad you want to bet 2 it
JediMasterJeff: ill give you 400 bux if blaine doesnt do the deed 2nite
ThaddieBoy: he wont!
Nickelicious: o shit oh shit!
Trentinator: wtf
Nickelicious: its on like donkey kong
DavidtheGoliath: I know I'm supposed to be the adult here
DavidtheGoliath: but now I want to know too
DavidtheGoliath: you all have made me a worse person
Blaine searched through his desk drawer, eventually locating a condom and his lube. He smiled at Kurt, trying to keep cool even though his heart was pounding rapidly in his chest.
"Ready?"
Kurt nodded and bit his lip. Blaine knelt beside the bed and squeezed the lubricant on his hand. He rubbed his hands together then gently dipped a finger into Kurt, watching him gasp a little in surprise.
"Shush, I'm right here." Blaine gently guided his finger in deeper until he could reach no further. "Is it okay?"
"It's kind of weird," Kurt admitted. "But I'm fine. I think I like it."
Blaine added another finger, entranced with the way Kurt twitched and whined as he applied more pressure. His dick was rock hard, aching for stimulation. But he didn't want to rush things and risk hurting Kurt. Blaine increased his exploration to three, then four fingers. Now he couldn't take his eyes away from his own hand, almost all of it, pressing and stretching its way into Kurt's body.
"Are you trembling?" Kurt asked.
Blaine let out the breath he was holding. "I suppose I am." He slid his hand out, wiped it roughly on his thigh, and began to put the condom on. He was glad he had watched that online tutorial earlier; it went on without a fuss.
Standing, Blaine propped Kurt's legs up on his shoulders, pressing the tip of his cock to Kurt's entrance. "I'm going in," he said.
Kurt brought his hand to his mouth and bit his thumb. "Please."
Blaine began to make love to him.
JediMasterJeff: YAY!
Trentinator: they did it!
Trentinator: er doing it
Nickelicious: we should throw confetti
JediMasterJeff: dearly beloved we have gathered here 2nite 2 watch blaine and kurt lose their vcards
Nickelicious: FUCKING SUCCEED
"What's it like?" Kurt breathed in-between gasps.
It was like flying on the back of a rainbow unicorn above a castle made of clouds and diamonds. Or the color white. Or the taste of cotton candy. Which didn't make any sense at all. Clearly, it was too good for his brain to process.
"It's tight," Blaine said. But that didn't really explain it at all. "It's the best thing I've ever felt in my whole life." That was much more accurate.
"Sounds good." Kurt looked up at him. "I can't wait to have my turn."
That was a tempting thought for another day. Blaine thrust in a slow, easy rhythm. With every forward motion, Kurt's whole body slid back on the bed. He was so beautiful, panting in time with Blaine's movements, sweat soaked hair clinging to his face. Blaine tried to memorize every detail, but the ecstasy coursing through his body drowned all rational thought.
Trentinator: here it comes
Nickelicious: LOL trent look what u did there
Trentinator: oops my bad
JediMasterJeff: 400 Gs thad
JediMasterJeff: in small unmarked billz
ThaddieBoy: I never agreed to that O_O
DavidtheGoliath: the world of betting on your friend's virginity is cutthroat indeed
He couldn't take it any more. Blaine's hips thrust sharply forward, pushing him all the way in as he came, shuddering. Kurt cried out with him. He closed his eyes and lay his head against Kurt's thigh, taking a moment to enjoy the smaller ripples of pleasure that passed through him. Kurt was patient, rubbing Blaine's sides and arms, until he had the strength to carefully remove himself.
"Well?" Kurt asked. "Was I good?"
Blaine paused in the middle of disposing of the condom. "I hope you're joking."
Kurt crossed his arms. "I don't know. I mean, I'm a virgin. So."
Blaine threw the condom in the trash can quickly, then threw himself back onto the bed, hugging Kurt fiercely to his chest. "You were amazing."
Kurt beamed. They lay in silence, breathing together.
Trentinator: mission accomplished
DavidtheGoliath: yippee kaiyay
DavidtheGoliath: lets go to bed
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel has entered the chat room.
JediMasterJeff: oh no moms here
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel: David I thought you were going to take care of this!
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel: do the words ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY mean nothing to you all
Nickelicious: shit and hes mad too
ThaddieBoy: its not what it looks like wes
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel: it better not be, because it looks like a serious breach of privacy
Trentinator: sorry wes! it was peer pressure dont hate me
Trentinator has left the room.
DavidtheGoliath: we just need to never speak of this and make sure it doesnt happen again
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel: Warblers are a respectable group who are above this sort of illicit behavior
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel: oh no you don't!
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel: I'm calling him right now
Blaine's phone began to blare Bills, Bills, Bills.
"Who is it?" Kurt asked.
Nickelicious: nooooooooooooooooooo
JediMasterJeff: badideabadideabadidea
"It's Wes." That was puzzling. "It's pretty late at night for him to be calling."
Kurt held him tightly. "Don't answer it. I like having you near me."
ThaddieBoy: !
Nickelicious: abort abort
Nickelicious has left the room.
"Mmm." Blaine kissed him on the forehead. "I'm just worried its something important."
"What could be more important than this?" Kurt said softly.
DavidtheGoliath: wes be reasonable
DavidtheGoliath: if you tell him it will ruin this moment forever
Blaine ran his lips over Kurt's cheek, resting them against the corner of his mouth. He closed his eyes and just felt him. The pressure of their bodies, warm against each other.
DavidtheGoliath: we are the ones that were out of line
JediMasterJeff: yeah wes i dont think anyone meant 2 hurt them
That was a good point. There really was nothing more important than making Kurt feel special right now.
JediMasterJeff: but im peacing out b4 you get any madder
JediMasterJeff has left the room.
"You're right," Blaine said. "Wes can wait."
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel: …
DavidtheGoliath: kurt and blaine did nothing wrong
"Right now, my precious Kurt Hummel needs to be held." Blaine lay back and pulled Kurt against him. "You will always be my first priority."
ThaddieBoy: its all my fault
ThaddieBoy: I should be the one humiliated and expelled :(
ThaddieBoy: I never meant for this to happen
Kurt's eyes sparkled in the darkness of the room. "Love isn't a strong enough word for you. I don't even know how to say what you make me feel."
Blaine pressed in closer. "I know," he said. "That's how I always feel when I'm with you."
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel: very well
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel: I will leave this issue to be addressed tomorrow
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel: but you are not getting away with this. Not easily.
Kurt's eyes were slowly closing. "Is it okay if we rest for a bit?"
"Absolutely."
ThaddieBoy: yes mom
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel: ...
ThaddieBoy: sir
HeWhoWieldsTheGavel has left the room.
Completely satiated, Blaine drifted off to sleep with his favorite person securely tucked in his arms.
DavidtheGoliath: this is my fault too
DavidtheGoliath: we can sort it out together
ThaddieBoy: thanks
DavidtheGoliath has left the room.
ThaddieBoy has closed the stream.
Returning to the reality of his dark bedroom, Thad sank back against his computer chair. Tears sprung to his eyes. A familiar loneliness clung to him.
He pulled out his phone and began to text to Blaine.
Thad: I'm sorry
But his thumb hesitated on the Send key. Blaine was enjoying a peaceful slumber with his boyfriend. He loved Kurt Hummel, and it was time for Thad to just accept it. Maybe if he had made a move earlier, or pushed harder, Blaine would have loved him first. And maybe not. Either way, if he really cared for Blaine, it was time to let him go.
Thad deleted the message, deleted the evidence of the stream, and deleted the email from David. He had done a terrible thing tonight in the name of love. The only thing he could do now is make it right the next day.
"I'd like to call this emergency meeting of the Warblers to order." Wes banged his gavel a little harder than necessary.
Kurt was perplexed as to the purpose of this meeting. Half of the Warblers looked just as confused as he was, but the other half looked guilty. Perhaps some sort of school prank had took place? He made eye contact with Blaine, but he was just as befuddled.
Wes glared around the room. "It has come to my attention that some of you engaged in an activity last night that was illegal, inappropriate, and below the moral standards of a Warbler." He paused for effect. "My first instinct is to call you out by name right now. But it is very likely that you would be expelled for your actions."
Kurt couldn't help darting his glance around the room. But everyone was stone-faced now.
"I think you should think carefully about your actions," Wes said. "Because we are a team. And teammates shouldn't do things that could jeopardize the whole group's safety. If we lost some of you, all Warblers would suffer." He seemed to be looking at each of them in turn, gaze cutting deep into their souls. "So because we are a team, I say we stand or fall as one. You that were responsible for last night's incident, please confess now, and we will collectively put this all behind us."
The room remained silent. Kurt looked around the room but he couldn't figure out who was responsible for whatever this dark secret was. Even Blaine was sweating.
And that's when he realized. What he had been doing last night. Kurt felt his face heat. There was no way Wes could know about that. Right?
"Well? Is nobody going to come forward?" Wes sighed. "I'm disappointed in you all. Especially you, Th-"
"I have a confession!" Blaine stood, fists clenched.
"Blaine?" Wes said, confused.
Kurt's blood ran cold. He really, really hoped Blaine wasn't going to do what it seemed like he was going to do.
"Kurt and I had sex last night!" Blaine announced.
The room erupted in murmurs and glances. Kurt hid his face in his palm.
"But I won't apologize for it," Blaine continued, grasping Kurt's free hand in both of his. "Because I love this man, and true love can't be contained. So if you want to get us expelled then so be it, Wes!"
"Blaine," Wes repeated, his voice faltering.
Blaine scrambled to the council's table, slamming his hands down on it. "So be it, but I hope you can find it in your heart to see that we are two men, deeply in love, sharing something beautiful between us. Look into your heart, Wes, and see if you can find it within you to damn the rules just this once."
Wes was stunned into silence. It was David who stood and clapped a hand on Blaine's shoulder.
A little too loudly, David spoke. "I think we can all appreciate your passion, Blaine. And I think we should all respect your privacy and not tell anyone about what happened last night." He looked around the room. "All in favor?"
Kurt's hand darted up. "Over here. Me. The embarrassed boyfriend."
Trent stood and raised his hand. "I am for it too."
"Me too," Jeff said. "Kurt and Blaine's sex lives should remain private from now on."
"Even if they are fun to watch," Nick added. "I mean, I think it would be fun to watch."
Kurt scrunched up his nose. The thought of an audience to the loss of his virginity made him feel sick. Nick was a disturbed individual.
Thad stood slowly. "It has been decided. The beautiful display of love Blaine has shown for Kurt has moved this council." He gulped. "And we shall respect this newly formed couple's wish for secrecy, no longer speaking of the last night's shenanigans."
Kurt found his attention drawn to Thad. His voice had never shook like this before; there was a sincerity to him right now that was unusual.
"So we should all just let go of it." Thad raised his hand high. The rest of the Warblers followed suit. "The council has reached its decision!"
Wes banged the gavel and they all cheered.
Blaine walked around the table and enveloped Thad in a bear hug. "Thank you. Thank you so much for being a good friend."
"Yeah," Thad said. "That's me. Such a good friend."
The meeting was adjourned. Kurt decided it was best duck his head and stay still rather than risk eye contact with any of them. A few of the guys still went out of their way to congratulate him or wolf whistle as they passed him.
But soon it was only him and Blaine, who regarded him with large, guilty eyes.
"Are you mad at me?"
Kurt felt the dull throbbing inside him where Blaine had pushed him open the night before. He remembered the way Blaine's hips had rocked his body. The sweat that had trickled down his stomach and onto Kurt's. The open look of pleasure on his face when he had lost control and come inside of Kurt.
"No," Kurt said. "I can't stay mad at you."
Blaine looked up at Kurt with a shy smile. "Hey, do you think tonight we can do it again?"
Kurt pecked him on the cheek. "Only if you promise not to tell everyone about it. I'm not above duct-taping your mouth shut."
"You know, taping your mouth shut isn't as bad as it sounds."
Some things were better off not knowing about, Kurt decided. He intertwined his fingers with Blaine's and let him down the hall.
"Again?" Wes grumbled as he got in the car.
"This time is different." David turned up the jazz music. "Thad is signing up for a dating site and he wanted some help with his profile. I think we should be encouraging him to move on."
Wes didn't answer, simply looked out the window. "I don't know why I put up with you guys."
"It's because you love us." David pulled into Thad's driveway. "Also being on the Warblers Council is going to look great on your college applications."
"Yes, there is that."
The boys let themselves into the house; Thad emergencies were so frequent that his mom had eventually given David a key. They knocked on his bedroom door. No answer.
"Thad?" David called out. "Don't play around."
A crash as someone stumbled to the door. When it swung open, Thad did not look good.
"Come in," he wheezed, opening the door wider. The monitor was on. He gestured to it weakly.
"What exactly is the problem?" Wes asked, but Thad just motioned toward the screen again.
David and Wes crowded around the screen.
Name: AnonymousBoyToy
Age: 18
Gender: Male
Looking for: Any
barely legal school boy looking 4 some1 to FUCK me and my b0y. MSG me all ur sexiest thoughts and let's get it on! If u need inspiration we got footage of us that's going to turn u on! waiting for u ;)
"Thad, that's great that you've already found someone you like, but wh-" Before David could finish, Thad grabbed his head and twisted it back to the screen.
"The picture!"
The face was blurred out, but the room was unmistakable. It was a screencap of Blaine, naked. From a stream they all remembered quite well.
"Who did this?" Wes demanded.
"I don't know! It wasn't me!" Thad ran his hands through his hair. "And I don't think Blaine knows about it or would do this on his own."
"My god," David said. "It's identity theft. I didn't think that actually happened to anyone."
Wes paced back and forth. "But no one knew about the stream except for the Warblers last night, correct?"
"Yes, of course." And that's when a hard lump of fear froze David's throat. "Oh no."
"Oh no what?" Thad hissed.
"I may have left my email logged in at the public library."
Wes's mouth dropped open; Thad dropped to his knees.
"I am so sorry guys. I'll find a way to fix this."
Thad slammed the carpet, hard. "No. We will find a way." He looked at the other two boys with fiery eyes. "This is our lead soloist and his duet partner. We will not let him come to harm!"
Wes clapped his shoulder. "That's the man I elected. Let the record state that no one messes with our boys and gets away with it."
David lay his hand over Wes's. "We're gonna bring this asshole down."
Thad squeezed both their hands and they helped him to his feet. A small smirk twisted up his mouth. His sense of indignant righteousness had returned.
"Watch out, Anonymous Identity Stealer. You're about to suffer a Warbler Hack Attack."
PLEASE READ THIS! A couple of people have pointed out to me that this chapter makes light of a very serious issue. And I want to take a moment and address it. What happens in this fic is clearly meant for humor and sexual fantasy purposes, but in real life, Tyler Clementi suffered dearly because of a prank similar to this one. As an advocator for gay rights, I want everyone to know I mean no ill will by this story. In this case, the Warblers accept all sexualities and I could easily see this happening to a straight couple. But the world isn't so forward thinking, and we do have to realize how things like this would really harm someone who feels targeted based on being gay or anything else.
Please take the time to read about www. thetrevorproject .org when you have the chance. It's what Kurt, Blaine, Chris and Darren would want you to do.
Having said all that, I hope you still enjoyed this on some level, and again, I am sorry if it offended anyone.
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