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Wish I may, wish I might;

Can I get some sleep tonight?

Once upon a time, t'was a starry night. Everybody in my senior class was at Tory Sherman's villa. This was just another of her fancy rich parties to show off everything she had. My fellow peers around me, danced and drank booze with one another, enjoying the fact that they're one year away from freedom. And possibly screwing their lives up. My dull gray eyes drifted over to the Shermans' century-old grandfather clock. Know how I knew it was a century old? Tory told us. Duh. It was half-past midnight, yet the party was still going strong. Why in the world did my parents insist for me to go to these frivolous parties? Oh, yeah; 'because we don't want you to wind up a loser' was their blunt and straight-to-the-point reply. Jeez. Couldn't I have been at home, watching some oldie flick on some random channel? It's better than sitting all alone on a couch feeling like a friendless dork whilst your peers have the time of their lives.

I heaved a sigh, standing up from my seat. I dusted off nonexistent dust from my bottom and walked in the direction of the villa's patio. Many couples were doing their own thing, not giving a damn that if their parents saw them now, showing this much PDA, they'd have their butts dragged back home. Glancing up at the sky, I noticed a falling star, well, falling. Technically, it isn't even a star. It's a hunk of rock on fire. Deeming it to be more interesting than this party, I jumped over the fence and made my way to the forest, conveniently by the Shermans' villa. (Tory's mom is a taxidermist…) Wish I may, wish I might; can I get some sleep tonight? I thought, smiling to myself a bit.

It's pretty dumb to go running pell-mell into a stupid forest in the middle of the night to find a 'falling star' that may have just burnt to pieces due to the high pressures of its falling rate, but at this point, I didn't really give a damn. I needed something to do. So I acted like an idiot, running into the forest.

I blindly stumbled around in the forest, constantly tripping over the tree trunks—or even the occasional log! Having just gotten myself into a bad situation by running into a forest in the middle of the night and getting myself lost, I blindly sat on the ground, hoping I didn't sit on-on… on bugs or something. That'd be… ew. Suddenly, a flash of light blinded me. My arms flew to my eyes to cover them, but I still saw the blinding light. I felt nothing on me, so that meant that the 'falling star' didn't coincidentally fall on me and send me to Kingdom Come… so what happened?

Once the light faded away, I deemed it safe enough to open my eyes. So the 'falling star' didn't squish me flat, but it was still pretty close. It missed me by a few inches. Nice try! I thought to myself, looking up at the dark sky. My gray eyes flickered over to the hunk of burning rock in front of me. I hesitantly contemplated on whether to touch it or not. Part of me wanted to, because I might get super powers like in 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend' and have a gradual change in bust size; but another part of me daren't touch the rock because: A. It's from outer space B. It was just on fire C. I'm too much of a sissy to touch a dumb rock or D. All of above.

If you answered 'D. All of above', then you are correct! Ding, ding, ding! You may receive your nonexistent prize shortly after these messages.

Since I couldn't make up my mind on whether to touch it or not, I remained there, looking at it. It was obviously huge. It's bigger than bed! I thought, mentally sobbing at the fact that a rock was bigger than my bed. I heaved a sigh, sitting beside the rock.

"Hey, how you going?" I asked the rock, feeling like I was a retard on crack. No reply came, obviously. "You sure are quiet, aren't you?" This just about sums up my social life. It's pretty sad, isn't it? Like it isn't bad enough I haven't had a friend in high school. I've only petty acquaintances, who eventually got bored of my rants on why Hollywood should never remake anime movies. Did you see what they did to 'Dragonball'? Now, they're thinking about remaking 'Death Note'! It's crazy, I tell you. Well, now that you've heard about my nonexistent social life, I'll have you know that I've made my decision.

I glanced up at the humongous rock and placed a palm on it. "It's a shame you landed here. It's a cruel, cruel world here, buddy." I said, feeling warmth creeping up into my skin. My new friend was keeping me warm. No, I am not retarded; sarcasm is just one of my best traits. Suddenly, a blinding light emanated from its cracks, falling apart to reveal an even more blinding light.

Oh, 'falling star'-slash-friend; why do you hate me so?

After that thought, everything faded to black.

xXx

I jerked up, trying to get my vision into focus. I was in the forest, nothing like the one I had been in last night. Was it last night? It seemed so long ago… I sat up, taking in my surroundings. Obnoxiously large trees filled the area, seeming to go on and on and on. I sat on the grassy ground as a pang of pain washed over my head.

What the heck was that rock?

I found myself engulfed in countless thoughts, wondering where I was. Here I was, lost, a groggy mess and just plain confused.

Golly, this is fun!

Yeah, right. This sucks.

How was it? Did it suck? This is an idea I had cooking up in my mind for a while. If I get reviews on this chapter, I'll definitely continue this story! Review, ne?

~JellyDonut16~