Hey guys! It's Kotoko here. I had this idea in my head while i was reading a good book in school so i had to write it down before i forget. of course i changed the stuff from the book and created my own version of it. it seemed like a good idea at the time and decided to publish it. i really hope that it turned out good. it's my3rd story and i worked real hard on this one. i really really hope i get good review on this one...

I DONT OWN NARUTO!

(only sasuke owns naruto lol)

Summary: Naruto is a romantic. He tried getting himself a girlfriend for years and yet not a single one has talked to him or even looked at him. He was alone most of his life, until Kiba dropped a book into his lap. This isn't just any ordinary book. It's a special kind of book.

"I don't care who you fuck, man, just pick a girl! Hell, if you want, I'll do you!"

Naruto almost choked on his ramen. He did not want the whole village to know that he hasn't had sex with a girl.

"Kiba, if you yell any louder, I think the dead might hear you and then they will seduce me in my sleep!"

Kiba Snorted at his little blonde friend, slirping the last of his ramen before continuing. "Look, I'm your best friend. I'm trying to help you."

Naruto glared at him while answering, "With my sex life?"

"Exactly!" Kiba exclaimed. "Come on, how long did you last do it with a girl? 3 or 5 years?"

Naruto's face turned 5 shades of red thinking about it. How long has it been since he last caught a glimpse at a pretty girl and asked her out? Too long. He sighed before answering in a low whisper, "I never did."

Kiba looked at him and cocked an eyebrow. Then when Naruto repeated himself, a loud thud was created on the left of him.

"You gotta be kidding? You serious?"

Naruto wouldn't lie. He was being serious with his dog-like friend. In all of his 24 years in life, not a single woman had even bothered to notice him. They always had. While he was always alone.

"Dude…" Kiba started. "I'm sorry, man. Do you have a hobby? Like read one of those hentai books? Or play with yourself?"

Now Naruto's face flushed as he took out his green frog wallet and payed for his ramen before walking away from the nymphomaniac he calls a friend.

"Oi! Wait up!" Kiba yelled while paying for his share and caught up with the little orange chibi.

Naruto gave him a pleading look. "Can't we talk about this over at my house? I don't want anything to mess up today."

Kiba grinned. "Okay. So pizza and games at your place tonight, right?"

Naruto nodded. "As long as you bring the beer."

"Right! See ya in a few!" Then Kiba ran off.

Naruto sighed. I hope today is gonna be okay…after all…it is my birthday…

Hours have passed and Kiba finally arrived at Naruto's apartment, holding onto a six pack of beer and a small rectangular-shaped box wrapped in plastic. "I hope he likes this thing.." he muttered to himself before knocking on the door.

Naruto answered and invited his only friend in.

"Yo, what the hell are you wearing?" Kiba asked while looking at Naruto's wardrobe.

Naruto just shrugged, feeling very comfortable in his orange T-shirt and his black boxers, having little orange frogs taking over them. "What about it?"

Kiba was about to protest when he took a good whiff of pizza coming from behind him. The pizza boy came in on time as they payed him and went inside to set the food down.

It was a cozy little apartment on the inside, having a pool of lightly tanned carpeting surrounding the area, followed by a couple of beige couches in the middle of the living room. In front of the couches laid a 42 inch flatscreen tv, and underneath appears to be an entertainment center with many assorted DVD's and videogames. The kitchen had a nice shade of red to compliment the redwood covers and black refridgerator and other electronicle devices.

As soon as Naruto took out the plates, he glanced at the little prism in Kiba's hands. "What's that?"

Kiba blinked, remembering what he had brought. "A present."

Naruto blushed lightly. "I thought I told you no toys."

"It's not a toy, doofus."

"Then what is it, dog-breath?"

"Open it, and find out?" Kiba tossed the wrapped box to him.

Naruto looked at the plastic thing and ripped it open. In his hands was a black leathered book. Once he opened it to the first page, his eyes grew wide as chinates while his face was as red as a tomato. On the first page was a skillfully sketched drawing of a man. A very hot man. The man had black hair with blue streaks running through in the shape of a chicken's butt, to go along with his pale moon skin. His built was of that of an athlete, not just any ordinary athlete, the kind that has won every challenge and never lost a single one. His muscles matched his weight and height to perfection, stretching from his neck down to the muscles in his legs. Naruto tried not to look any lower but his eyes couldn't stop staring at his erection. And it was a very big one too. He tried to look away until he reached the top, back to the man's face until he got sucked into the most mesmerizing onyx eyes he has ever layed eyes on. He could feel his soul being penetrated by those glorious eyes.

Kiba could tell that Naruto was liking the book, so he blew into the little one's ear until he jumped at least 3 feet in the air.

"Don't do that!" Naruto yelled.

Kiba smirked. "Seems to me that you wanna be alone. I'll just leave you and the book alone for a while.."

Naruto smacked him with the book and it fell out of his hands.

Kiba looked at Naruto.

Naruto looked at Kiba.

Then they both looked at the book on the floor.

"Naruto…did you…"

"No, idiot, it slipped out of my hands.."

"But I thought I saw it jump out of your hands…"

"As if the book has feelings…"

When Naruto picked it back up, it burned him before he tossed it to the couch yelping in pain. "OW!"

Kiba's eyes went wide. "I think you offended him."

"Offended who? The guy in the book? Don't be ridiculous."

When Naruto got near the book, he thought he heard a chuckle. He looked at Kiba, who was attacking the pizza.

Did the book laugh at me?

He picked up the book and looks at the picture once more, looking for a name.

Sasuke Uchiha.

So that's his name?

"Yo, Naruto, want some pizza before I eat it all?"

Naruto blinked, bolting towards the pizza and having himself a few slices, having the book in hand while doing so.

After a while of pigging out and playing video games, the boys were getting drunk off of the beer Kiba had brought.

"You know *hic* what? I *hic* finally remember *hic* something important…"

Naruto looked at his drunken companion, bottle still in his hands. "Yeah? And what's *hic* that..?"

Kiba took another swig before answering, "The lady who *hic* sold me the book…*hic*…told me something crazy about it…*hic* about how to bring the guy out of the book…*

Naruto was wide eyed, cheeks flushed, asking curiously, "How you *hic* do it…?'

"Quick..*hic* what time is it?"

Naruto looked up at the frog-shaped clock on the wall. "11:50…why?"

Kiba got up, staggering to stay standing. "We gotta go outside…before it's midnight…"

And so Naruto followed the boy outside into the backyard, having the book with him in hand. "Now what?"

Kiba grabbed his head and brainstormed. "You have to put the book…*hic* where your heart is…and call *hic* out his name….but you *hic* have to do it 3 times…*hic* otherwise…he won't come out…"

Naruto did as he said, holding the book where his heart was supposed to be, making sure the picture was touching his heart. He looked up at the full moon, and called out his name.

"Sasuke Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, come out and ease my loneliness… and my aching body…I want you now!"

The chimming of the clock told them that it was midnight. They waited for a while, and nothing happened. The boys looked at each other, and started to laugh histerically.

"That was hilarious!"

"I know! We should do this more often.."

They both went back inside the apartment, Kiba had to go early because of his curfew. Naruto was getting sleepy so Kiba tucked him onto the couch and placed the book on the table.

Kiba glanced at the book. "What a phony…"

Then he let himself out and left the little fox boy to dream in his slumber.

"Hope he's okay.." Kiba started, walking home. "Poor guy…he has never experienced love…" He looked up at the moon. "Send him someone…anyone…to take care of this kid…he needs to know how to love…and to be loved back….that is my wish…."

The next day, Naruto didn't want to be woken up. He had a splitting headache from the night before and did not want to get up. He snuggled onto the patch of warmth near him as he slept onto something hard. When he did, two strong arms wrapped themselves around his waist and one leg draped around his thigh.

Naruto's nose twitched, catching a sweet smell of spices before opening his eyes and gazing into a pair of onyx eyes. He did the one thing any normal and sane person could do at a time like this.

He screamed.