Disclaimers: I don't own anything! If I did Robin would sing in every other episode! Lol!

"Robin you should really go to the dentist!" Vanessa said watching Robin hold an icepack to his bleeding mouth.

"Ith fine, I don't haf too." Robin protested, wincing as he talked.

"Vanessa is right! Dude you can barely talk!" KF said walking over.

"I can too, sthee I jus did!" Robin paused to realize he himself only understood half of what he just said. "I don'th care I still not goin!"

Vanessa glared at Robin, but she wasn't defeated yet," BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATMAN! ROBIN'S TEETH ARE SCREWED UP FROM TODAYS MISSION AND HE ISN'T GONNA TELL YOU! Vanessa called.

Robin jumped as batman walked in, honestly when batman saw the wreck he was gonna be the crap out of Joker once he finished taking Robin to the dentist!

Flashback:

Joker:" So Boy Blunder weres Batsy tonight?"

Robin: "'nother mission, why ya' ask?"

Joker: "Just though he'd like to see his precious sidekick get the pummel of a life time, but that's ok, HARLEY"

Harley: *walks over with baseball bat* "How ironic, the batboy gets beaten but a bat" *Holds up bat and whacks Robin across the face with it*

Robin:* spits out blood* "I got to admit but you hit pretty hard"

Harley: Oh so I was holding back, *picks up crowbar and hits Robin across the face harder*

Joker: That's enough Harley"

Robin: "What want a moment before your down fall?"

*Young Justice breaks threw the roof and start beating up Joker; Indigo (Vanessa) goes to untie Robin who runs into action, but accidentally gets punched by an in ranged Super Boy, but runs out there anyway. Gets Joker and Harley back in Archem.

End Flash back

"Robin let me see!" Batman said trying to see the damage.

"No ith fine" Robin protested moving his head to avoid Batman.

"Tell me that when you can say 'it'" Batman said clearly not amused; Finally Robin showed him and winced when Batman saw it, Robin's teeth were crooked, bleeding, and chipped. Batman walked out of the room and came back a while later.

"Come on your going to the dentist" He said as he led Robin out of the room.

Dentist office:

Robin, now Dick, was sitting in the waiting room with Bruce. Bruce was thinking of something to say when the assistant.

"The dentist can see you now." She said. Dick slowly got up and took his time walking in.

"You know Dick I can hold your hand if you scared" Bruce teased as Dick began to walk a little faster. Now sitting in the chair Dick pulled out his phone and saw a text from Vanessa.

V: So did u c the dentist yet

D: Nope, oh wait he's here gtg

V: Kk I'll be virtually holdin Ur hand k

D: Aw Ur so sweet!

Dick put his phone away, the dentist smiled, "Texting your girlfriend?" He joked.

"Yeth" Dick replied, hating the lisp.

"Ok so lets see" the dentist said taking a look at Dick's screwed up mouth, "What happened here" the dentist asked.

"Um, wath thkate boarding an the board fwew up an hith me." Dick lied.

"Good thing I can fix this, it'll hurt a lot though"

"Can I thell my girlfriend I love her firsth?" Dick half jokingly half serious.

All that could describe the 3 hours in the dentist chair was 'OW' and to top that just to be sure his teeth didn't shift he had to wear a retainer for the next 6 weeks! Dick was in too much pain to say anything and too tired to do anything so Bruce drove him back to the mansion.

"And after all that he only needs a retainer for 6 weeks!" Alfred said completely amazed looking at Dick who was now taking a nap on the couch, "I know but at least it was only a retainer!" Bruce said ruffling his adopted son's hair.

Ok guys, I'll update later, I was actually inspired by another fan fiction, ok so next chapter will be the young justice team's reaction. Or I'll just stop it here, please review! As for dance drama and protector, mentor, mother; still working on it