Chapter Eight: BONUS!
-CURTAIN OPENS-
Nagi: Hey, everyone! It's Nagi's…
Hayate: …and Hayate's…
Isumi: …and Isumi's…
All three: …BUTLER REPORT!
Nagi: I can't believe everything we had to do! That was so awesome! My brain is overflowing with good ideas right now. So let's hurry this thing up; I need to get to work already.
Hayate: Mistress, you can't just rush the Butler Report! It's supposed to be a time to recall everything that happened.
Nagi: Fine, fine, I get it. So, that was really something, huh?
Isumi: Yes, I did not expect to meet such a peculiar character.
Nagi: I know, right? Sebastian's going to make such a good heroine.
Hayate: Uh, I don't think Isumi meant fictional character. And why heroine?
Nagi: Whatever. The story's not complete yet, though; I still have no idea where I'm going to insert some British nobility brat.
?: I heard that.
-CIEL APPEARS-
Nagi: YOU? What are you doing here? This is my butler report!
Ciel: Apparently the next flight back to London won't be available until tomorrow, so Sebastian and I are going to have to stay a while. That aside, what is this ridiculous segment you are putting up? Why do you need to film puppets of yourself when you're right there?
Nagi: DON'T QUESTION OUR METHODS. YOU'RE NOT EVEN A REGULAR ON THIS SHOW.
Ciel: Show?
Nagi: SHOW! Now get out! You're ruining the shot.
Ciel: Oh, I'm ruining the shot? I didn't think that was possible, considering the plummeting state it's already in.
Nagi: That's it, you're gonna get it. I can't believe I was ever going to have a business partnership with you—!
Hayate: Well, that's all the time we have! We hope you enjoyed this Hayate the Combat Butler—
Sebastian: -pops in- Slash Black Butler…
Hayate and Sebastian: …Crossover!
Isumi: Presented to you by Maximilliminute!
All: BYE FOR NOW!
-CURTAINS CLOSE-
…
?: WHAT WAS THAT? HOW COULD YOU HAVE ENDED THAT LIKE THAT? YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO GRATITUDE—
-CURTAINS OPEN-
Sebastian: Please forgive us. That was supposedly the end of the butler report, but Lady Author got angry because we did not properly thank those [/you] who stood by and supported the story as it started, progressed, and came to a close. On behalf of all the characters used in this fic, I would like to thank those who read, reviewed, and bore with us and our little adventure. Also, Lady Author would like to make clear that she does not own either Hayate the Combat Butler or Kuroshitsuji, and that they belong to their respective creators. [*looks to the side*] Is that all? [*looks front*] Well, that's it. Please stay tuned for more of her works. This has been His Butler with a Brat, Her Butler with a Boy. And in the place of Lady Author, this is Sebastian saying good day to all.
-CURTAINS CLOSE-
-YAY-
A/N: Well, this is goodbye for this story! Finally, I finished it. I thought I never would. OFF TO NEW IDEAS! GOODBYE AND THANKS TO ALL! /flee