Lemony: Back again with another Inuyasha crackfic.

Wicked: What's with all these new animes Lemony?

Awesome: right, your gonna wear yourself out with all this writing.

What happens when Sesshomaru gets brain damage? A very stupid crackfic...

*Disclaimer* I OWN NOTHING!

"Throw the damn ball already!" Inuyasha called to Kagome who was standing the pitchers mound.

Everyone was having a grand old time playing baseball in the summer time heat, all except Sesshomaru who was at third base scowling. He was in his usual snarky mood and didn't want to play baseball.

Kagome threw the ball and Inuyasha hit and sent it flying…

It headed straight for Sesshomaru…

WHACK! The baseball cracked Sesshomaru dead-square in the forehead.

"Oh no!" Everyone cried as the ran over to unconscious Sesshomaru.

~A few Minutes Later~

"I'm afraid he has brain damage." Dr. Lemony explained,

"Will he be ok?" Sango asked,

"Oh yes he'll be fine," She replied,

Sesshomaru was laying on the hospital bed in a medical gown smiling at nothing. Suddenly he popped up and started hopping on the bed.

"I like sour Skittles because they make my face hurt!" He laughed

Inuyasha, Sango, and Kagome looked at him like he was crazy. Sesshomaru leapt of the bed and started to laugh at nothing.

"HAHAHAHAHA, me so horny me love you long time!" He sang humping against Sango who's face was like this O_O.

"I want to go to Walmart and lecture vegetables on World Domination!" Sesshomaru exclaimed,

"I'm sorry," Dr. Lemony said, "but a side-effect of brain damage is random outbursts."

"The stairs are to trying to kill me!" Sesshomaru cried Inuyasha slap him out of reflex. Sesshomaru looked at him and rubbed his cheek

"Did you just spank my face?"

Everyone got silent as they waited for what he was going to say next.

"It tickled. Hahahaha!" Sesshomaru was turning blue in face jumping and playing around the room. He went over to Kagome and started wriggling his fingers on her ass.

"Tickle the booty cheeks! Tickle the booty cheeks!" He sang chasing the accosted girl around the room.

"GET AWAY FROM ME!" Kagome said swatting his hand away. Suddenly Sesshomaru stilled and stared blankly into space.

Everyone leaned in to see what he was doing. Suddenly Sesshomaru smiled...

"I pooted."

"Ahhh!" Everyone cried, Sesshomaru busted out laughing.

"Its stinky! Tickle the booty cheeks!" He sang tickling his own ass and laughing

While Sesshomaru was acting like an idiot, Dr. Lemony was busy testing a needle. With his ass poking out Dr. Lemony gave Sesshomaru a shot to put him to sleep.

"ZZZZZzzzzZZZzzz..."

"Well, he'll be better in a week," Dr. Lemon explained. "I'll send you my bill."

Lemony: Welp, there ya' have it…

Wicked: such an idiot.

Awesome: Just wow. Lemony I think you have brain damage.

Lemony: Maybe lol…REVIEW!